“@MikeAmmo RWD with all-weather tires works great. Tesla traction control is an order of magnitude more precise than gas/diesel. Really helps to have Newton & Maxwell on your side.”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@mathetes76 Tesla team will verify”
“@TeslaBoomerMama Hmm”
“@teslaownersSV 🇬🇧”
“@EV_Stevee @teslaownersSV @cgpgrey Pretty much, although if there was a way to spend money to solve software problems sooner, I’d love it. The real constraint is finding great software engineers.”
“@vicentes @MrTommyCampbell @Tesla Good idea!”
“RT @ray4tesla: For rides to the same destination, Robotaxi and Waymo had the same 4-minute pickup wait, but vastly differed in travel time…”
“@Techgnostik @EvaFoxU @Tesla Ok”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Grok Voice Mode gives you a variety of voice options: • Ara – Upbeat Female • Eve – Soft, Soothing Female • Leo – Polis…”
“@enscand @PPathole @flcnhvy @Tesla Something weird happened at CDC yesterday. They changed the graph to include “estimated illness onset date”. This is a significantly less rigorous standard. https://t.co/Dz2Nio5ddi”
“@maysacha @JayPrisefighter @cfarivar Not sure we actually need a building. This tent is pretty sweet. Tesla Grohmann line is in place at Giga & spooling up now. They super kicked ass too. Heiliger Strohsack!”
“@TheTeslaBull @TSLA4orphans @JohnCleese 😂”
“@Hfinnelll @Tesla 💙”
“@RossSheingold @Tesla Upgrading hardware is not important for a few months”
“@AngelNDevil2 @S_Padival @fourthrowtesla @TESLAcharts It’s a hard problem, mostly due to esthetics, but it’s the future we should have”
“@BloodsportCap @Teslarati China EV subsidies mostly end this month & fully end in about 7 months”
“@Model3DLR @mortchad @EV_Stevee @Tesla We’re closing the loop on Autobahn driving. Will improve dramatically in coming months. Ultra gemütlich.”
“@annerajb @vincent13031925 @Teslarati @panasonic Recently asked service team to expand locations to all population regions (not just major metros) in North America, Eastern Europe, China & Japan by end of next year. We are completely missing vast geographic regions in some cases.”
“@gork @Sushil_Rawat12 @teslaownersSV 😂”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Grok Widget Want both chat and instant voice? Just add two Grok widgets! Press and hold your home screen, tap Customiz…”
“@SamTalksTesla @brandonbernicky @thirdrowtesla Some progress”
“@PPathole @flcnhvy @Tesla Yes. Is there more? Should be a lot of data by now.”
“@LobbycastGeoff @teslamodel3fan @Tesla Good idea”
“@teslaownersSV 💨”
“@teslaownersSV @Kristennetten @Model3Owners Should note that these product mix & logistics errors also results in regional *undersupply*, eg UK & Ireland right now, but we don’t raise the prices even so. The intent, at any given moment in time, is: heads we lose, tails buyers win.”
“@teslaology @ElectrekCo @FredericLambert Good point. Yeah, we will do that for the bigger locations.”
“RT @jamesdouma: Yeah this. FSD is absurdly good for us. I see people complain about it but it feels like they *must* be outliers. We've…”
“@javagiri @Tesla We’re opening a lot of Tesla service centers next year, including Knoxville. Tesla will post upcoming city opening map this week.”
“RT @brandon_collup: @Civixplorer I just got a Tesla Model 3 with Full Self Driving. Was never a Tesla or EV fan, but the FSD is absolutely…”
“RT @alexisohanian: @LamarMK Yes. This. Love my cybertruck but businessdads need 3 rows for all the fam.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: 𝕏 Chat Feature 𝕏 Chat lets you send attachments like documents, files, videos, GIFs, and photos with full encryption fo…”
“@BramJan75663351 @flcnhvy @Tesla Love that Gen Shinseki quote!”
“RT @dm_jns: 🇧🇪Good news for Belgian Tesla owners! The Netherlands’ RDW just issued the first European type approval for Tesla FSD Supervis…”
“@PPathole Black & white interior available only for Model 3 Performance initially due to limited parts availability. Will broaden over time.”
“@wa6218693 @gork @AskPerplexity @onlybangers Ooh, good idea. What could be more fun than fart mode on a Tesla while talking to @gork!”
“@dealer_of_happy @Tesla One day’s grace, taking into account time zone confusion. Will revert tomorrow.”
“@exzacklyright @MKBHD @austinnotduncan @Tesla Cool”
“@FuzionPlaysTV @teslaownersSV Exactly! Especially let your PUC commissioners/authorities know.”
“@teslaownersSV True”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Grok Rankings Update December 16 Grok Code Fast 1 (The Market Dominator) This model is currently the definitive engine…”
“@Tesla_Asia @gigafactories Congratulations!”
“@annerajb @flcnhvy @DrivingSlate @TeslaParaTodos @JenniferSensiba @cleantechnica @28delayslater Yes, exciting potential”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Can’t find an article on Grokipedia? Just tap Suggest Article, enter your topic, and submit. Your suggestions help Grok…”
“@PPathole @teslaownersSV @tesla_raj Yes”
“@justadood We can probably just repurpose Model 3 HVAC parts. Not a big deal.”
“@doctorow Iain certainly wasn’t pro-union in the Culture books. At all. And wouldn’t be in the case of Tesla. Banks was about freedom through & through. Maybe for a single buyer (monopsony) vs single seller (monopoly), I would be too, but that’s a special case.”
“@davidtayar5 @annerajb @LikeTeslaKim I really want to make this cupholder”
“@john @cybertruck Nice”
“@flcnhvy @SnazzyQ @PhenomenalPoto @aaronjleonard @tailosivetech No, since Tesla will charge a % fee for being in our robotaxi fleet, but it will rise to whatever the clearing price is, otherwise all our cars will be bought by scalpers”
“@TonyCrisostomo @tesla_truth @royalflushGK Yeah, we need a few days to update the system. If anyone already paid $3k, they should get $1k back.”
