“Only thing beyond ludicrous is plaid https://t.co/rHuWk20EGG https://www.tesla.com/models/design?redirect=no#battery”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Try @Grok Imagine. It gets better every week! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 🏆 #1 in Image-to-Video Arena xAI Grok Image-to-Video 720p just secured the top spot with a 1402 score — leading the leaderboard among 33 models and nearly 400K votes. Innovation. Performance. Dominance. This is Grok setting the new standard for AI video generation.”
“Just released lower cost, mid-range Tesla Model 3 & super simple new order page https://t.co/cz0TQn7IOZ http://Tesla.com/3”
“Amazing work by Tesla team. Built entire new general assembly line in 3 weeks w minimal resources. Love u guys so much! Pic of 1st Model 3 dual motor performance coming off the line … https://t.co/Xr55P3fmGd”
“Try it out! [@Tesla] FSD Supervised enables your Tesla to drive you to your destination, find a free spot & park itself All on its own”
“Tesla Model S estimated EPA range is now above 390 miles or ~630 km https://t.co/sNFzIkuJpC https://www.tesla.com/models/design#battery”
“Cool [@SawyerMerritt] William Blair analyst Jed Dorsheimer on riding in @Tesla's Robotaxi service in Austin last week: "We experienced a glimpse of the future, and it is exciting. The comparisons are immediate and stark—when we drove past Waymo and Zoox vehicles outfitted with their complex sensor”
“Grok [@teslaownersSV] 🚨 BREAKING: GROK 4 CRUSHING IT IN THE BATTLE OF THE AIs! 🚨 In the high-stakes Rallies AI Arena showdown — where top AI models got $100K each to trade the real stock market since late November — Grok 4 is dominating. Grok 4 is BEATING the S&P 500 by more than 3x right now 🔥 📈”
“Just left Zeebrugge, now Tilburg, then Tesla HQ in Amsterdam & Oslo tonight to review service in Norway. Exciting to see thousands of Model 3’s on their way to owners in Europe! https://t.co/PeRo4jhiCB”
“Tesla Model S & X Plaid are so fun!”
“RDW was extremely rigorous in their review [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Dutch regulators (RDW), which just approved @Tesla FSD (Supervised) in the Netherlands, have just issued an official statement: "Due to the continuous strict monitoring of the driver in the vehicle, the system is safer than other driver assistance systems. We have”
“Version 14 of Tesla self-driving feels sentient [@ray4tesla] William Blair analyst is impressed by his Robotaxi rides and says “felt a lot more like a person was driving it” while Waymo rides still feel somewhat robotic.”
“Tesla Model X first SUV to receive a perfect crash test rating https://t.co/51dt8bYvzD via @businessinsider https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-model-x-perfect-safety-crash-test-rating-2019-2?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=topbar&utm_term=mobile&referrer=twitter”
“Cool [@Scobleizer] A @tesla Robotaxi drove me home tonight. I left my car at @UnpluggedTesla. I hit a pothole very hard and it broke something. Yikes. I was even looking at the road during this and didn’t see it in time. @waymo doesn’t yet come to either place. An empty freeway let me see the”
“The best real-world AI is @Tesla_AI. You can sense the sentience. [@bradsferguson] NVIDIA’s Director of Robotics comments on Tesla Self Driving v14 describes FSD as… “an AI that passes the Physical Turing Test” “magical””
“Tesla dual motor, all-wheel drive performance Model 3: 3.5 sec 0-60mph 155 mph Top Speed 310 mile Range”
“Buying a car in 2019 that can’t upgrade to full self-driving is like buying a horse instead of a car in 1919 https://t.co/oEjXdmyJiJ https://cleantechnica.com/2019/04/14/the-mystery-of-tesla-model-3-demand/”
“@TeslaSynopsis @Tesla Once FSD is super smooth (not just safe), we will roll out a free month trial for all cars in North America. Then extend to rest of world after we ensure it works well on local roads and regulators approve it in that country.”
“And it only gets better from here [@SawyerMerritt] Jason Cammisa on trying @Tesla FSD V14 during an hour long trip after being critical of FSD in the past: "I had to eat my shit and my words; This f**king car drove us the entire way, expertly, making lane changes whenever it wanted, with nothing dangerous. No jerks, no… https://x.com/i/web/status/1998107725557899315”
“Grok [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 GROK 4 JUST TURNED THE AI TRADING CONTEST INTO A SOLO ACT Tesla Owners SV post drops the January 21 update on Rallies AI Arena: eight top models started with $100K in late November, live stock trading, no training wheels. Grok 4 blasted to +7%, widening the gap like it's… https://x.com/i/web/status/2014235331042648560”
“Grok Imagine is #1 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 🚀 Grok Imagine is #1 Grok Imagine now ranks #1 in the Image-to-Video Arena, beating major AI models and leading the next wave of AI video generation. xAI continues to push the boundaries of creative AI.”
“Model 3 achieves 350 mile actual range vs 310 EPA sticker in Consumer Reports testing https://t.co/5hqRhjP4bV https://www.consumerreports.org/hybrids-evs/tesla-ups-ante-on-model-y-range-underscoring-ev-lead/”
“@tslaming @Tesla @gigafactories @TeslaZoa Making the dry electrode process work at scale, which is a major breakthrough in lithium battery production technology, was incredibly difficult. Congratulations to the @Tesla engineering, production and supply chain teams and our strategic partner suppliers for this excellent… https://t.co/tkMbtbkgO5 https://x.com/i/web/status/2018064502487482661”
“Tesla self-driving [@HansCNelson] Had my first LOOONG road trip experience on V14 over the past week. It drove over 99.9% of all the miles for the whole trip. Holy smokes. It was so good! I don't care how fast an ICE car can fuel up. I NEVER want to drive that far without @tesla FSD again.”
“The Tesla Robotaxi service area is already larger than any competitors in Austin and the Bay Area [@SawyerMerritt] Tesla’s Robotaxi service in Austin launched just 55 days ago (not 4 months), and since then the geofenced area has already expanded 4x. The in-car safety monitor has limited controls to stop the vehicle if needed, but they are not actually driving it. I’d much rather see Tesla”
“Exact Tesla Model 3 in my profile pic costs $35k before incentives & takes 1 minute to buy online at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr http://Tesla.com”
“Production Tesla Model S P100DL sets Motor Trend all-time world record to 60 mph in 2.27 sec https://t.co/sxALQrM5Ls http://bit.ly/2kmMo3m”
“Tesla Model S & X have hospital-grade (HEPA) air filters. 3 & Y are really good too. This has a big effect on health. https://t.co/48s5D3IfWs https://www.tesla.com/blog/putting-tesla-hepa-filter-and-bioweapon-defense-mode-to-the-test”
“Motor Trend awards Tesla Model S best Car of the Year ever in their 70 year history!! https://t.co/TiMsQ3REvH https://www.motortrend.com/news/2013-tesla-model-s-beats-chevy-toyota-cadillac-ultimate-car-of-the-year/”
“Note, you can upgrade your existing car to FSD in 2 mins via the Tesla app”
“FSD Beta 10.69 started rolling out to Tesla owners last night. This build is a big step forward! 10.69.1 probably end of week with wider release. 1069.2 in a few weeks should be good enough to provide to all FSD Beta participants.”
“Tesla Powerwalls can support houses of any size, but the cool thing is we can tow this house around with a Model X! https://t.co/MmQl8BPetY https://x.com/electrekco/status/896912532031590401”
“Tesla Model Y review by Dan Neil https://t.co/3oS85UFaaR https://www.wsj.com/articles/is-teslas-model-y-crossover-the-worlds-best-car-11591365620”
“@WorldofTesla1 Yeah, new Model S & X have PS5 level entertainment computing power”
“Congrats to Tesla team on Model 3 winning best midsize car in Germany! 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 https://t.co/4CDTf4c3eC https://www.axelspringer.com/en/press-releases/mobility-requires-freedom-the-golden-steering-wheel-2019-bild-am-sonntag-and-auto-bild-award-the-best-cars”
“Tesla car prices go up ~3% next week, except for $35k Model 3. Order online at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr before then for current prices. http://Tesla.com”
“CNBC - “Tesla Model 3 ranked most satisfying car” https://t.co/shrTodu5dt https://www.cnbc.com/2019/02/11/consumer-reports-teslas-model-3-most-satisfying-car.html”
“US govt testing by @NHTSAgov finds Model X to be the safest SUV in history by significant margin https://t.co/zAdb5FQPEI https://x.com/teslamotors/status/874610768427204609”
“@Model3Owners Tesla sure would appreciate changing the law, so that this is not required!”
“Tesla V10.0 just started rolling out to all US Tesla owners with FSD option & “advanced download” selected in vehicle software settings”
“Latest software improves Tesla Supercharger times by up to 25% for all Tesla S/X/3 worldwide, incl original 2012 Model S. Not splitting power across 2 Supercharger stalls helps all cars up to 50%.”
“@ganaha_masako That is ironic indeed. Doubly so, given that Tesla Model Y is best-selling car in Switzerland! 🤣🤣 https://t.co/jdbiAOgcKc https://cleantechnica.com/2022/10/05/tesla-model-y-is-best-selling-automobile-in-switzerland-in-2022-tesla-model-3-is-3rd-best/amp/”
“Interview and Tesla factory tour with Gayle King https://t.co/693jZBk4Km https://www.cbsnews.com/news/elon-musk-tesla-model-3-problems-interview-today-2018-04-13/?ftag=CNM-00-10aac3a”
“@xDaily Tesla had no place to send the Nvidia chips to turn them on, so they would have just sat in a warehouse. The south extension of Giga Texas is almost complete. This will house 50k H100s for FSD training.”
“Tesla just acquired trucking capacity to ensure Model 3 can be delivered in US by Dec 31 if ordered by Nov 30 https://t.co/npmPuSXNWC https://3.tesla.com/model3/design#battery”
“@JayinShanghai @Tesla Probability of injury, according to US government https://t.co/EwLFlC7LZT https://www.tesla.com/blog/model-3-lowest-probability-injury-any-vehicle-ever-tested-nhtsa”
“Model X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface https://t.co/AqmvgMXIYo https://electrek.co/2018/02/20/tesla-model-x-pull-semi-truck-snow/”
“Model S drives from San Francisco to Los Angeles without recharging https://t.co/cYiinwWBqd https://www.motortrend.com/cars/tesla/model-s/2019/exclusive-2019-tesla-model-s-review/”
“@TeslaOwnersEBay @Kristennetten @RationalEtienne @EvaFoxU @JohnnaCrider1 @TeslaChillMode @CodingMark @Model3Owners @WholeMarsBlog @AustinTeslaClub I’m trying to set a good example! Population collapse is a much bigger problem than people realize and that’s just for Earth. Mars has a great need for people, seeing as population is currently zero. Humans are the custodians of other life on Earth. Let us bring life to Mars!”
“To simplify production, many Tesla Model S & X interior configs, will no longer be available after Nov 1. Order now to be sure of the one you want.”
