The tweet archive.

“Did you know Tesla FSD was this good? [@grok] @callmetobiloba @elonmusk Based on Tesla's latest Vehicle Safety Report (as of April 2026), FSD (Supervised) is 7x safer than the US average human driver—1 crash every ~5-7 million miles vs. ~660k for humans, with over 9 billion miles of data. On a 1-10 scale (10 being zero risk, perfect autonomy), I'd”

“Grok it [@teslaownersSV] I no longer use Google Search Grok is the ultimate resource and companion.”

“If only there were a company that could do this 🤔 [@teslaownersSV] We need data centers in space Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt: “We’re running out of electricity. I testified in congress we need 92 gigawatts more power, the average nuclear power plant is 1.5 gigawatts, you see the problem””

“Tesla Supercharger energy delivered is growing exponentially [@TeslaCharging]”

“@Teslaconomics Haha damn, maybe I should take off my shirt more often … free the nip!! (already back in the factory btw)”

“@Teslaconomics Looking into it”

“True [@ThomasSowell] Ex-Tesla employee: "In 2008, when Tesla was at its darkest moment, he [Elon] put in his personal last millions of dollars to fund it. He was even couch-surfing in Menlo Park and paying my business expenses with personal credit card debt."”

“Tesla [@financedystop] His Tesla will drive him completely to his destination without him having to touch the wheel. We are basically at the point of fully autonomous vehicles”

“Recruiting ace engineers for Giga Berlin! Will interview in person tomorrow on site. Send resume to 25Guns@Tesla.com.”

“@LauraLoomer @stclairashley @Tesla I don’t know if the child is mine or not, but am not against finding out. No court order is needed. Despite not knowing for sure, I have given Ashley $2.5M and am sending her $500k/year.”

“If you bombard Earth with enough photons, eventually it emits a Tesla (AK)”

“As I was saying … [@SawyerMerritt] Tesla's Terafab chip manufacturing project launches tomorrow. Elon previously on advanced chip supply: "Even when we look at the best case output of all our key suppliers, it's not enough. In order to remove the probable constraint in 3-4 years, we'll have to build a very big”

“Correct [@Teslaconomics] I realize more and more that there is such a thing as dumb person in life. “Turn off the lights and vision fails, LiDAR keeps working” may sound logical in theory, but the Waymo SF power outage really just disproved it. During the recent San Francisco power outage, Waymo’s… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003102684745019586”

“@vkhosla @Tesla @SpaceX @X Vinod, you’re not just such a pompous asshole that you tried to stop the public from using a public beach near your house, you’ve also gone full retard. My partner, Shivon, is half Indian and my eldest son with her is named in honor of the great Indian physicist Chandrasekhar.”

“@TeslaDiva99 Tesla car temp is automatically kept within a safe range, even when the car appears “off”, in order to protect infants & pets. That said, it would be more convenient to keep the car “on” for entertainment & comfort if the camera detects occupants. We will make that change.”

“Just started Tesla Robotaxi drives in Austin with no safety monitor in the car. Congrats to the @Tesla_AI team! If you’re interested in solving real-world AI, which is likely to lead to AGI imo, join Tesla AI. Solving real-world AI for Optimus will be 100X harder than cars. [@Tsla99T] I am in a robotaxi without safety monitor”

“Take a long trip in a Tesla and everything just works”

“Optimus will be the Von Neumann probe”

“⚙️🦾🚘🚀🛰️ [@cb_doge] NVIDIA CEO, Jensen Huang on Elon Musk: "Elon is just an extraordinary engineer, and I love working with him. We've built some amazing computers together. We're going to build many more computers together and and the work that he's doing in in Grok, his self driving car, Optimus,”

“This bot got hands [@TheCaptainEli] Elon Musk on why Optimus is so brutally hard to build (hardware side): “The hands are the majority of the engineering difficulty of the entire robot.” Human hands evolved insane sophistication — ~27–28 degrees of freedom, complex tendon web (mostly forearm muscles), crazy… https://x.com/i/web/status/2022454161552417263”

“If you want to know what’s really safe or what’s not, just try buying insurance for it [@XFreeze] Tesla's Full Self-Driving (FSD) is currently ~9x safer than the average human driver Because of this massive safety advantage, auto insurance providers like Lemonade are now offering Tesla owners up to a 50% discount on their per-mile premiums when FSD is engaged Choosing Tesla”

“New Tesla Summon will 🧨 ur 🧠”

“Tesla is down to the last few hundred Model S & X cars in inventory. Poignant end of an era. [@mitchellh] Traded in my 2020 Model S for a brand new plaid X before they discontinue it. Car is amazing, but the FSD hype is real. It blew away my expectations coming from the 2020 hardware. 95% of my miles are self driven in LA over the past month. I wouldn’t have even believed myself lol.”

“The Tesla cars operating in The Boring Company tunnels under Las Vegas will be driverless in a month or two [@boringcompany] Initial Full Self-Driving tests in Vegas Loop from the Las Vegas Convention Center to the Encore Resort. Thanks to @Tesla @LVCVA @WynnLasVegas for being great partners.”

“Try out self-driving in a Tesla. It will greatly improve your quality of life and may save your life. [@Scobleizer] I was on @wholemars space this afternoon while my Model 3 drove me for a couple of hours to drop off my taxes. And found myself quite emotional listening to others' stories about theirs. I'll never sell it. It is the best thing I've ever spent money on beyond marriage and”

“Grok should hit rank 1 by Jan [@teslaownersSV] 🚨 BREAKING: GROK 4.1-THINKING is #2 on LMARENA TEXT ARENA – xAI’S CROWN IS UNDISPUTED! 🚨”

“Am changing the Tesla mission wording from: Sustainable Abundance To Amazing Abundance”

“Best deal in America for a Tesla”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] The Two Most important apps in the apple App Store. Make sure to download Grok standalone app. )”

“Congrats Tesla AI team!”

“Cool [@OwenSparks_] Wow. This guy owns so many cars he leases a warehouse just to store them, yet his favorite is the Tesla @cybertruck he just picked up 3 weeks ago. Story shared from Theodore Denney III on FB: "I own a LOT of cars: including Ferraris (x2), Mercedes, BMW, a very rare C7 ZR1,…”

“@TeslaSynopsis Money allocation is the easiest part of my job – essentially trivial. If money could solve problems, the government would be accomplishing wonders.”

“100GW/year of solar-powered AI satellites requires 100GW/year of AI computers … [@niccruzpatane] Elon is not messing around. SpaceX has just filed an application with the FCC seeking authority to launch and operate a massive new satellite constellation dedicated to orbital data centers. ITS HAPPENING. Tesla Terafab is next.”

“🔫🛡️ [@teslaownersSV] 😱 Tesla Chief Designer Franz von Holzhausen @woodhaus2 is INSIDE the @Tesla Cybertruck during live gunfire… His priceless reaction when the return fire SLAMS into the @ArmoredCG glass is absolutely EVERYTHING 😂💥 @TaranTactical went full send. Watch till the end 👀”

“FSD Beta 10.2 rolls out Friday midnight to ~1000 owners with perfect 100/100 safety scores. Rollouts will hold for several days after that to see how it goes. If that looks good, beta will gradually begin rolling out to 99 scores & below.”

“It really is [@AutismCapital] 🚨ELON MUSK: "The radical left say that we're stealing social security. First of all, I don't need the money. In fact, it's costing me a lot to be in this job. You had Tim Walz dancing on stage showing a chart of Tesla stock, which is an awful thing to do. What they're trying to”

“Thanks Jeff, you rock ❤️ [@jeffskoll] I wanted to say a few words about @Tesla and @elonmusk regarding their decision, announced during yesterday's earnings call, to end the production of the Model S and X in Q2 this year. From the start, I have been a giant fan, investor and supporter of Tesla. I was the happy… https://x.com/i/web/status/2016821657977933896”

“That’s an old pic. Starship will get longer. [@teslaownersSV] The scale of the Starship is insane and 🤯🤯🤯”

“Cool [@RShonjo] Friend of mine shared this - "I finally convinced my mom to buy a @Tesla after working there for 5 years. She did not want FSD but I made her get it anyway. After a few months of ownership, she gained the courage to try it and this was the result!"”

“Yeah [@muskosophy] Elon Musk on how Tesla and SpaceX have helped their competitors: “Nothing any of my companies have done has been to stifle competition. In fact, we've done the opposite. At Tesla, we have open-sourced our patents. Anyone can use our patents for free. How many companies do you… https://x.com/i/web/status/2021495748894883890”

“Aiming for extreme precision with next gen Model Y – microns, not millimeters”

“You are the media now [@teslaownersSV] “You are the media.” I started this account back in 2018 to get the straight facts about Tesla's Model 3 directly from Tesla and Elon Musk. I quickly realized the extent of the deceptive clickbait titles pushed by legacy media, all for the sake of views.”

“𝕏 is the top source of news on Earth! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in the UK”

“@cb_doge @mayemusk @Tesla I was just reviewing the production beta Cybertruck. It is incredible.”

“Exactly [@SawyerMerritt] 1: A Model 3 (an EV) weighs the same as a BMW 3 series (a gas car). 2: You almost never need to use your brakes on an EV due to regen braking. 3: Batteries can be recycled. Gasoline can't.”

“@SRuhle Everyone at Tesla receives stock. My comp is all stock/options, which I do not take off the table. That’s what you’re missing.”

“Maybe Tesla should make this [@unkonfined] @KettlebellDan A Cybertruck merged with a passenger plane flying through a futuristic post apocalyptic world run by robots 📐🤖”

“So Senator Richard Blumenthal, aka “Dick”, really wants to meet “Big Balls”!! This is too good 🤣🤣 [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 SEN BLUMENTHAL DEMANDS ANSWERS ON TESLA CYBERTRUCK PURCHASE Sen. Richard Blumenthal is pressing Secretary of State Marco Rubio over reports that the State Department plans to spend $400M on armored Tesla Cybertrucks for diplomats. He’s demanding records on Elon’s… )”

“Just had a great design review today with the Tesla AI5 chip design team! This is going to be an epic chip. And AI6 to follow has a shot at being the best by AI chip by far. Switching from doing 2 chip architectures to 1 means all our silicon talent is focused on making 1”

“True [@JessePeltan] You can lease a Tesla for less than the fuel and maintenance on a gas vehicle.”