The tweet archive.

“I reported to Bruce Leak, who, many years later, was one of the first to buy a Tesla”

“@business Tesla’s action is not directly reflective of my opinion. Having some Bitcoin, which is simply a less dumb form of liquidity than cash, is adventurous enough for an S&P500 company.”

“The Tesla customer referral program will end on Feb 1. If you want to refer a friend to buy a Tesla & give them 6 months of free Supercharging, please do so before then.”

“@mrp @RealPNavarro @JoeSquawk @SquawkCNBC @IfindRetards By any definition whatsoever, Tesla is the most vertically integrated auto manufacturer in America with the highest percentage of US content. Navarro should ask the fake expert he invented, Ron Vara.”

“@greggertruck Cybertruck will change the look of the roads. Finally feels like the future.”

“RT @Tesla: World's first autonomous delivery of a car! This Tesla drove itself from Gigafactory Texas to its new owner's home ~30min away…”

“Oh and it works in all AI4-equipped cars, so your car can do office work for you when not driving. We’re also deploying millions of dedicated Digital Optimus units in the field at Superchargers where we have ~7 gigawatts of available power.”

“We *def* don't recommended this, but Model S floats well enough to turn it into a boat for short periods of time. Thrust via wheel rotation.”

“Tesla self-driving [@HansCNelson] Had my first LOOONG road trip experience on V14 over the past week. It drove over 99.9% of all the miles for the whole trip. Holy smokes. It was so good! I don't care how fast an ICE car can fuel up. I NEVER want to drive that far without @tesla FSD again.”

“@tesla_raj Lot of people don’t realize that you can watch almost any show in a Tesla”

“Grok can understand video [@AdamLowisz] I used @Grok on your Davos speech. I wanted to find a clip of a specific portion where you talk about using Optimus to help the elderly. My grandmother recently fell and broke her hip. Grok found the exact timestamp for me. 🫡”

“The Tesla Robotaxi service area is already larger than any competitors in Austin and the Bay Area [@SawyerMerritt] Tesla’s Robotaxi service in Austin launched just 55 days ago (not 4 months), and since then the geofenced area has already expanded 4x. The in-car safety monitor has limited controls to stop the vehicle if needed, but they are not actually driving it. I’d much rather see Tesla”

“@rich_teer @Tesla We will try. Preferable for Tesla too, as they last so long. Unlike other makers of cars, our goal is *not* to profit from service. Best service is not needing service in the first place.”

“Tesla Supercharger capacity will double by end of next year. Expect to be within range of 95% to 100% of population in all active markets.”

“@CathieDWood We aren’t cutting the price of Model 3 to $25k. I was referring to a future car that will be smaller than Model 3.”

“@mrp @RealPNavarro @JoeSquawk @SquawkCNBC Tesla has the most American-made cars. Navarro is dumber than a sack of bricks. @IfindRetards @RealPNavarro https://t.co/gECgtZt5Sc https://www.kbb.com/car-news/study-finds-the-most-american-cars/”

“The physics of how Tesla achieved best safety of any cars ever tested. Note, when vehicle weight is taken into account, order is more like X,S, then 3, but they are all very close.”

“Exact Tesla Model 3 in my profile pic costs $35k before incentives & takes 1 minute to buy online at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr http://Tesla.com”

“Grok [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok 4 continues dominating the "Battle of the AIs" leaderboard, now up +8.2% since late November — still beating DeepSeek V3 (+5.9%), GPT 5.1 (+4.2%), and the S&P 500's +3% gain in the same period! Source: @ralliesai”

“Excited about the Tesla Autopilot software release rolling out next month. New control algorithm feels as smooth as silk.”

“@SamTwits I hope they’re able to achieve high production & breakeven cash flow. That is the true test. There have been hundreds of automotive startups, both electric & combustion, but Tesla is only American carmaker to reach high volume production & positive cash flow in past 100 years.”

“Most people don’t know there’s a whole box of Easter eggs with every Tesla. Just tap logo on center screen & wait. Easy access to most of discovered ones. More coming …”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla By definition, since I own ~20% of Tesla, ~80% of stock gains necessarily went to investors & employees!”

“Recording of Tesla AI Day 2022 https://t.co/7LR51x7pXa https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ODSJsviD_SU&feature=youtu.be”

“Super proud of Tesla team for great execution & support of Tesla customers greatly appreciated!!”

“Powerwall 2 peak & steady power capability is better than advertised. Now that we have lots of operational data, Tesla can unlock higher capabilities for free via software update next month. Depending on production date, power increase power may be >50% at 30C ambient temp.”

“@OwenSparks_ Tentatively, June 22. We are being super paranoid about safety, so the date could shift. First Tesla that drives itself from factory end of line all the way to a customer house is June 28.”

“Impressive Grok Imagine videos ✨ [@KettlebellDan] Grok Imagine contest of the day is here! 👉 design a new product for any Elon company (𝕏, xAI SpaceX, Boring, Tesla) Winners to be chosen across categories: - practical - fun - futuristic Yesterday’s winner the already famous “hamberry” (see below) submitted by @PaulanderAba”

“Motor Trend awards Tesla Model S best Car of the Year ever in their 70 year history!! https://t.co/TiMsQ3REvH https://www.motortrend.com/news/2013-tesla-model-s-beats-chevy-toyota-cadillac-ultimate-car-of-the-year/”

“Tesla owners can refer someone to buy a Tesla & get any image they want laser etched in glass & sent to deep space for millions of years”

“@Lockl34r @Tesla Unfortunately, there are thousands of automotive design rule differences between US & EU, including completely different charge ports. Gets worse every year. Not our choice.”

“@karpathy Thanks for everything you have done for Tesla! It has been an honor working with you.”

“Grok [@teslaownersSV] Grok Rankings Update, Dec 22 Grok Code Fast 1 — The Market Dominator The undisputed heavy-lifter of the global AI agent economy, sustaining overwhelming usage and infrastructure leadership. #1 Positions 🥇 #1 Overall on OpenRouter Leaderboard — 518B tokens 🥇 #1 in Categories… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003148269933781367”

“FSD Beta 10.69 started rolling out to Tesla owners last night. This build is a big step forward! 10.69.1 probably end of week with wider release. 1069.2 in a few weeks should be good enough to provide to all FSD Beta participants.”

“@SawyerMerritt Well that’s just exactly what Tesla is doing 😂 What they will find is that it’s easy to get to 99% and then super hard to solve the long tail of the distribution.”

“RT @libsoftiktok: An anonymous donor donated 10 cybertrucks to the Las Vegas Police Dept. These look so badass 🔥 https://t.co/I8WuLrJaAv”

“@Teslaconomics All real & hot of the presses. Tesla Optimus team cranked super hard through the weekend to get it done. They are awesome!”

“Try the new Grok Imagine [@tetsuoai] Goodnight, X. Grok Imagine image/video prompt 👇 image prompt: Extreme close-up of a single Tesla Optimus Gen 2 robot's black glass faceplate. The reflection in the curved glass shows the reflection of thousands of other robots standing in rows. A small red status light blinks… https://x.com/i/web/status/2001908961445105780”

“Great Q&A @defcon last night. Thanks for helping make Tesla & SpaceX more secure! Planning to open-source Tesla vehicle security software for free use by other car makers. Extremely important to a safe self-driving future for all.”

“@WholeMarsBlog The head of Saudi PIF committed unequivocally to take Tesla private with me, as witnessed by the Tesla CFO and several others. That is why I said funding was secured.”

“@LivingTesla @Tesla It’s there for when we start competing with Uber/Lyft & people allow their car to earn money for them as part of the Tesla shared autonomy fleet. In case someone messes up your car, you can check the video.”

“Unfortunately, it’s hard to google Tesla solar links due to tons of ads & SEO. Go to https://t.co/UvQa8JOE7v to add solar to an existing roof & https://t.co/D9yUuL7NVE for a new roof with integrated solar. http://tesla.com/solar”

“@Oreo20222 @ray4tesla I have rarely seen evil in as pure a form as Yoel Roth and Kara Swisher’s heart is filled with seething hate. I regard their dislike of me as a compliment.”

“True, cost of operating a Tesla is much lower than other cars”

“Tesla Powerwalls can support houses of any size, but the cool thing is we can tow this house around with a Model X! https://t.co/MmQl8BPetY https://x.com/electrekco/status/896912532031590401”

“@Amart15416132 @WSJ Your research as a private individual is better than professionals @WSJ! Data logs recovered so far show Autopilot was not enabled & this car did not purchase FSD. Moreover, standard Autopilot would require lane lines to turn on, which this street did not have.”

“Moving 2 of 7 Tesla colors off menu on Wednesday to simplify manufacturing. Obsidian Black & Metallic Silver will still be available as special request, but at higher price.”

“@teslaownersSV 🤣🤣 That was me tweeting from @SpaceX when someone else had snatched my name. I was actually one of the earliest Twitter users, but dropped my account because people were tweeting such trivialities at first. @westcoastbill convinced me to get back in.”

“Tesla Solar Toof Tile V3.0 starting early trials https://t.co/ueqBOovxYM https://electrek.co/2019/06/13/tesla-solar-roof-tile-techonology-custom-fittings/”

“@WorldofTesla1 Yeah, new Model S & X have PS5 level entertainment computing power”