The tweet archive.

“First (supervised) FSD approval in Europe! Congratulations to the Tesla team and thank you to the regulatory authorities in the Netherlands for all the hard work required to make this happen. [@teslaeurope] De toekomst van mobiliteit is aangebroken FSD Supervised has been approved in the Netherlands 🇳🇱 & will begin rolling out in the country shortly!  Trained on billions of kilometers of real-world driving data, it can drive you almost anywhere under your supervision – from”

“Try Tesla supervised self-driving! [@Tesla] The only robot car you can actually buy FSD Supervised can drive you anywhere in the US, Canada, China, Mexico & Puerto Rico”

“❤️🇸🇪 [@LinkN01] The call to action yesterday was successful! We have let the Swedish Transport Agency know that it's time to bring Tesla FSD to Sweden 🇸🇪 and make our roads safer! Thank you to everyone who took action! ✊️”

“First FSD in Europe [@teslaeurope] First FSD Supervised drives in the Netherlands”

“The Tesla Model S and Model X are amazing vehicles. Get them while still available! [@Tesla] As we shift to an autonomous future, Model S & X production will wind down next quarter. If you’d like to own one of them, now’s a good time to place your order. Tesla wouldn’t be what it is today without Model S & X and their (early) owners – thank you for your support over… https://x.com/i/web/status/2016740243354128885”

“Tesla battery cell production is getting good [@tslaming] BREAKING 🚨 @Tesla HAS ENGINEERED A SYNCHRONIZED MULTI-ROLL CALENDERING MACHINE THAT USES DIFFERENTIAL ROLLER SPEEDS TO EFFORTLESSLY TURN DELICATE DRY POWDERS INTO CONTINUOUS BATTERY ELECTRODES 🔋 For years, mastering the "dry battery electrode" has been the holy grail of”

“Did you know Tesla FSD was this good? [@grok] @callmetobiloba @elonmusk Based on Tesla's latest Vehicle Safety Report (as of April 2026), FSD (Supervised) is 7x safer than the US average human driver—1 crash every ~5-7 million miles vs. ~660k for humans, with over 9 billion miles of data. On a 1-10 scale (10 being zero risk, perfect autonomy), I'd”

“If you want to know what’s really safe or what’s not, just try buying insurance for it [@XFreeze] Tesla's Full Self-Driving (FSD) is currently ~9x safer than the average human driver Because of this massive safety advantage, auto insurance providers like Lemonade are now offering Tesla owners up to a 50% discount on their per-mile premiums when FSD is engaged Choosing Tesla”

“Try out self-driving in a Tesla. It will greatly improve your quality of life and may save your life. [@Scobleizer] I was on @wholemars space this afternoon while my Model 3 drove me for a couple of hours to drop off my taxes. And found myself quite emotional listening to others' stories about theirs. I'll never sell it. It is the best thing I've ever spent money on beyond marriage and”

“Order Tesla Model S Plaid at https://t.co/LuUhICqQEI http://Tesla.com/S”

“That’s what she said [@Tesla] After testing >200 vehicles, Edmunds says new Model Y is the best”

“Thanks Jeff, you rock ❤️ [@jeffskoll] I wanted to say a few words about @Tesla and @elonmusk regarding their decision, announced during yesterday's earnings call, to end the production of the Model S and X in Q2 this year. From the start, I have been a giant fan, investor and supporter of Tesla. I was the happy… https://x.com/i/web/status/2016821657977933896”

“Cool [@RShonjo] Friend of mine shared this - "I finally convinced my mom to buy a @Tesla after working there for 5 years. She did not want FSD but I made her get it anyway. After a few months of ownership, she gained the courage to try it and this was the result!"”

“You are the media now [@teslaownersSV] “You are the media.” I started this account back in 2018 to get the straight facts about Tesla's Model 3 directly from Tesla and Elon Musk. I quickly realized the extent of the deceptive clickbait titles pushed by legacy media, all for the sake of views.”

“Tesla autonomous driving might spread faster than any technology ever. The hardware foundations have been laid for such a long time that a software update enables self-driving for millions of pre-existing cars in a short period of time. [@SawyerMerritt] Comparison of Tesla's vs Waymo's Robotaxi geofence map in Austin, Texas. Today, @Tesla expanded their geofence area for the first time in two months.”

“Try it out! [@TeslaAUNZ] FSD Supervised is now available in Australia and New Zealand”

“Tesla Model S now first ever electric vehicle to receive EPA range rating above 400 miles! https://t.co/EOTwVfvHS5 https://www.tesla.com/blog/model-s-long-range-plus-building-first-400-mile-electric-vehicle”

“This actually works! [@Tesla] FSD Supervised enables your Tesla to drive you to your destination, find a free spot & park itself All on its own”

“Tesla FSD price rising to $12k on Jan 17”

“Lot of miles [@Tesla] Tesla owners have now driven >8 billion miles on FSD Supervised https://www.tesla.com/fsd/safety?redirect=no”

“Model Y rated highest in safety [@muskonomy] 🚨BREAKING: Tesla’s refreshed Model Y just scored the highest safety rating from IIHS for 2025 That makes it 7 YEARS IN A ROW Tesla’s earned this top honor.”

“Try it out and you will see! It’s a game-changer. [@Tesla] FSD Supervised gives you back time & energy All while making the roads safer for you & others”

“@wintonARK During the darkest days of the Model 3 program, I reached out to Tim Cook to discuss the possibility of Apple acquiring Tesla (for 1/10 of our current value). He refused to take the meeting.”

“Tesla Q3 results: - Shanghai Giga ahead of schedule - Model Y ahead of schedule - Solar installs +48% from Q2 - GAAP profitable - Positive free cash flow”

“Tesla FSD 10.8 plus holiday fun software release probably Tuesday”

“Download the Tesla Robotaxi app [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Tesla has updated their Robotaxi app. What's new: • New tips section, which displays how many seats are available in the car, tells you that the vehicle lights will pulse on arrival and that Tesla may use interior cabin camera to ensure safety • Darker appearance •”

“😂 [@Tesladvisor] FSD just saved me $400 and a trip to the tow yard this morning! Last night there was no parking anywhere in our apartment complex, so we risked the 7AM loading zone. Wife: “they won’t tow on a Sunday.” 7:15 AM: having breakfast and notice a security guard taking pics of our… https://x.com/i/web/status/1997715743337836919”

“Tesla keeps you safe [@TeslaAUNZ] Model 3 & Y both receive ANCAP’s Best in Class awards Model 3 is the safest Medium Car Model Y is the safest Medium SUV... and achieved highest overall weighted score of any vehicle assessed”

“True [@Scobleizer] When a video like this drops I watch what the Tesla community says about it. Most are missing that this means the Robotaxi network will operate 24 hours a day. If you get out of a bar at 2 a.m. and a dirty one arrives you'll refuse it, and wait for another, which will take an…)”

“Reminder that Tesla Full Self-Driving (FSD) price goes up by $1k on July 1st”

“@jhall Tesla aspires to be as helpful as possible to other car companies. We made all our patents freely available several years ago. Now, we are enabling other companies to use our Supercharger network. Also happy to license Autopilot/FSD or other Tesla technology.”

“Tesla self-driving handles Dutch roundabouts well [@teslaeurope] FSD Supervised handles Dutch turbo roundabout”

“Major improvement to FSD! [@Tesla] FSD Supervised V14.1 now rolling out Highlights include – Arrival Options You can now select where FSD Supervised should park at the end of your trip: parking lot, on the street, driveway, parking garage or curbside – Driver Profile Sloth 🦥 Lower speeds & more conservative”

“Tesla FSD is now almost entirely AI”

“Try Tesla self-driving cars. They’re incredible! [@tesla_na] Tesla on FSD Supervised drives itself through Manhattan Any Tesla you can buy today can do this”

“You can sense the sentience maturing [@DrJimFan] I was very late to own a Tesla but among the earliest to try out FSD v14. It's perhaps the first time I experience an AI that passes the Physical Turing Test: after a long day at work, you press a button, lay back, and couldn't tell if a neural net or a human drove you home.… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003593613918531891”

“Tesla holiday software update has FSD sneak preview, Stardew Valley, Lost Backgammon & a few other things”

“Model Y Performance [@Tesla] Design & Engineering deep dive of the new Model Y Performance”

“Tesla [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 Tesla just smoked everyone in JD Power’s 2026 EV Owner Satisfaction survey. Model 3 took number 1 with an 804 score, Model Y grabbed #2 at 797. They crushed the BMWs and left the rest in the dust. Superchargers are also pushing public charging satisfaction to all-time”

“It is an immense amount of work, but possible [@Teslaconomics] I remember when Tesla was a ~$50B company. I was working at Apple, and every paycheck, every bonus - I threw it all into $TSLA. People said I was insane. They laughed. They called me reckless. But I did my homework. I saw what was coming. I remember vividly telling people, if”

“Tesla Model S Plaid Speed (Spaceballs reference for beyond ludicrous speed) does 0 to 60 mph in 2 seconds, despite being a four door sedan with a large trunk!”

“Smooth [@TSLA_inside_] The most difficult roundabout in the Netherlands, Keizer Karelplein in Nijmegen. No effort for FSD. $TSLA”

“Tesla Semi unveil now Nov 16. Diverting resources to fix Model 3 bottlenecks & increase battery production for Puerto Rico & other affected areas.”

“Now that Tesla FSD beta is out in limited release, FSD price (new or upgrade) will go up by ~$2k on Monday”

“Your Tesla self-driving capability will see a step change improvement as we integrate upgrades for the Austin robotaxi build into the general production release”

“Improved efficiency [@Tesla] Brake system in New Model Y has the freedom to use either electric motor or mechanical brake when you push the brake pedal This brings you maximum efficiency, consistency in pedal behavior & improved stability )”

“Model S & X are great cars! Order yours before we sunset the program in a few months. https://t.co/46TXqRJBrz http://Tesla.com [@SawyerMerritt] Doug DeMuro ranked the @Tesla Model S as the #1 most important car of the last 30 years in his new video. Doug: "The Model S really changed the world. It made you think that EVs could be cool, fast, luxurious. It really reset any public opinion about EVs, that you didn't have to… https://x.com/i/web/status/2023434871847149836”

“It only gets better from here [@DevinOlsenn] I do not drive anymore. Tesla Self-Driving does over 99% of my driving, and the only disengaging I do is for small nav issues and parking preferences (which I assume will get resolved in 14.3). How is the world not freaking out about FSD? I cannot believe how good it has”

“Review of Model S Plaid by Dan Neil https://t.co/JY45vn8jNN https://www.wsj.com/articles/2021-tesla-model-s-plaid-feel-the-force0-60-in-2-seconds-11624562135?st=vklnm3wu9ls1d4x&reflink=article_copyURL_share”

“Tesla [@teslaeurope] "More Tesla Model Ys have been registered in Norway in 2025 than have ever been registered by one brand with all models combined" Still breaking records in Norway Tusen takk Norge (igjen!)🇳🇴 https://www.finansavisen.no/motor/2025/12/17/8315559/tesla-setter-vanvittig-rekord”