The tweet archive.

“One of the best features of Model X”

“As Cathie Wood states, Tesla is the biggest AI project on Earth”

“Best rocket engine ever: Full-flow, staged combustion 330 bar main chamber pressure Highest T/W Inexpensive to build [@teslaownersSV] SpaceX’s Raptor 3 engine is sublime engineering • No basic heat shield needed → saves mass and dramatically boosts reliability • Small fuel leaks aren’t dangerous — they simply burn off safely in the open plasma • Major improvements in payload capacity, efficiency, and… https://x.com/i/web/status/2014586403200610626”

“Limited edition short shorts now available at https://t.co/5EmNcTBvJv http://Tesla.com/shortshorts”

“Cool milestone [@piloly] Yesterday, Tesla surpassed the Volkswagen Group in quarterly sales in Norway. 🇳🇴 The core of VW Group includes the brands Volkswagen, Škoda, Audi, SEAT/Cupra, and Porsche.”

“Wait until he downloads V14 [@niccruzpatane] Former Director of AI at Tesla Andrej Karpathy picked up his new Model X and reviews Tesla V13.2.9 with HW4: “Basically... I'm amazed - it drives really, really well, smooth, confident, noticeably better than what I'm used to on HW3 (my previous car) and eons ahead of the”

“Tesla all-hands live presentation https://t.co/jQOt6WB2LN https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1DXxyqnNoqbxM”

“Try https://t.co/op5s4ZiSwh Suggested edits are welcome http://Grokipedia.com [@teslaownersSV] Grokipedia has replaced Wikipedia for me! Anyone else?”

“It just works. You can summon your Tesla from your phone. [@waitbutwhy] Went to the mall today and in typical form failed to note where I parked. Instead of looking for it, I tried something crazy and summoned the car from the Tesla app. 30 seconds later, the empty car emerged from one of the lanes and pulled up in front of me. We live in the future.”

“Many more Tesla self-driving V14 improvements still to come, but wide rollout of V14.1 has begun. 14.2 rolls out in a few weeks and then 14.3 a few weeks later, depending on safety testing. There is so much change that we are carefully confirming each one.”

“Congrats to Tesla Fremont + Giga Nevada for making their 2 millionth car!”

“I just had dinner at the retro-futuristic @Tesla diner and Supercharger. Team did great work making it one of the coolest spots in LA! [@niccruzpatane] There’s an Optimus inside the Tesla Diner!”

“Ability to stream YouTube & Netflix when car is stopped coming to your Tesla soon! Has an amazingly immersive, cinematic feel due to the comfy seats & surround sound audio.”

“Naturally, there will be a catgirl version of our Optimus robot”

“@XFreeze Yup 😂 That really made him upset. After I ghosted him, Epstein went on a massive campaign to short Tesla and got Gates to short 1% of Tesla stock when the market cap was $40B. As far as I know, Gates still has the short open. Someone should ask him how that’s working out 🤗”

“Built bullet tough [@cybertruck] Rogue shopping carts don't stand a chance”

“First (supervised) FSD approval in Europe! Congratulations to the Tesla team and thank you to the regulatory authorities in the Netherlands for all the hard work required to make this happen. [@teslaeurope] De toekomst van mobiliteit is aangebroken FSD Supervised has been approved in the Netherlands 🇳🇱 & will begin rolling out in the country shortly!  Trained on billions of kilometers of real-world driving data, it can drive you almost anywhere under your supervision – from”

“Try Tesla supervised self-driving! [@Tesla] The only robot car you can actually buy FSD Supervised can drive you anywhere in the US, Canada, China, Mexico & Puerto Rico”

“For reasons unknown, @potus is unable to say the word “Tesla””

“You are the media now [@teslaownersSV] “Don't hate the media, become the media. Citizen journalism is vital to the future of civilization. Any one can be a citizen journalist on 𝕏. Elon Musk.”

“❤️🇸🇪 [@LinkN01] The call to action yesterday was successful! We have let the Swedish Transport Agency know that it's time to bring Tesla FSD to Sweden 🇸🇪 and make our roads safer! Thank you to everyone who took action! ✊️”

“Starship is the largest flying object ever made and it will continue to grow [@teslaownersSV] Rockets of the world,,, The scale of the Starship is insane. 🤯🤯”

“@Teslaconomics Minus gas tanks”

“Megapack will carry a lot of the world’s load in energy, as it allows power plants to run continuously. [@Tesla_Megapack] Megapack grid-forming inverters are key to enabling global grid stability and reliability This technology allows Megapack to resist changes on the network by creating its own voltage signal, preventing blackouts and allowing more renewables to come online”

“The Tesla Model S and Model X are amazing vehicles. Get them while still available! [@Tesla] As we shift to an autonomous future, Model S & X production will wind down next quarter. If you’d like to own one of them, now’s a good time to place your order. Tesla wouldn’t be what it is today without Model S & X and their (early) owners – thank you for your support over… https://x.com/i/web/status/2016740243354128885”

“Tesla Semi starts high volume production this year [@XFreeze] Bill Gates visited Elon at the Tesla Giga Texas factory and told him straight up: "It’s impossible to have a long-range semi-truck. It doesn’t work" Elon replied: "We literally have them. Drive one yourself. Pepsi is using them RIGHT NOW" Gates just kept saying: "No, it doesn't… https://x.com/i/web/status/2020498524421460411”

“Galaxy Mind is the goal [@teslaownersSV] .@elonmusk "One way to frame civilizational progress is the percentage completion on the Kardashev scale. Kardashev I is what percentage of a planet's energy are you successfully turning into useful work. Concept II would be, what percentage of the sun's energy are you… https://x.com/i/web/status/1995269495901032709”

“So proud of the Tesla team for achieving this major milestone! At the start of Tesla, I thought we had (optimistically) a 10% chance of surviving at all.”

“The futuristic Tesla Diner is going well. Probably makes sense to open one near our Giga Texas HQ in Austin and engineering HQ in Palo Alto. 😋 [@tesla_na] Breakfast at our Tesla Diner now available until 2pm Lots of new items on the menu – come try ‘em”

““They are smart … for humans” – future AI [@Teslaconomics] Even when AI surpasses the combined intelligence of all humanity, I bet it will still look back at Starship amazed that humans built it”

“Starlink available in Congo! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Congo grants licence to Starlink, reversing earlier ban”

“@DarrigoMelanie Ironically, Optimus, FSD and AI will provide all the things this moocher demands”

“Reason Cybertruck is so planar is that you can’t stamp ultra-hard 30X steel, because it breaks the stamping press”

“Tesla battery cell production is getting good [@tslaming] BREAKING 🚨 @Tesla HAS ENGINEERED A SYNCHRONIZED MULTI-ROLL CALENDERING MACHINE THAT USES DIFFERENTIAL ROLLER SPEEDS TO EFFORTLESSLY TURN DELICATE DRY POWDERS INTO CONTINUOUS BATTERY ELECTRODES 🔋 For years, mastering the "dry battery electrode" has been the holy grail of”

“Starship 4 will be another 10% to 20% longer [@teslaownersSV] The scale of the Starship is insane. 🤯🤯”

“Baby me talking on a toy telephone [@Teslaconomics] With Grok Imagine, you can make any photo come to life and have it say whatever you want. “I would like to buy $1B worth of Tesla stock.””

“Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured.”

“Inevitably, this will be 4/20 😂 [@teslaeurope] Together with RDW, we have officially completed the final vehicle testing phase for Full Self-Driving (Supervised) and have submitted all documentation required for the UN R-171 approval + Article 39 exemptions. The RDW team is now reviewing the documentation and test results”

“Over 6000 consecutive miles using Tesla full self-driving! [@DavidMoss] I have now passed 6,000 consecutive miles of non rounded up actual true 100% intervention free FSD 14.2 driving in my 2025 Model 3 Premium Longe Range RWD This journey has taken me to 17 states starting from Raleigh, NC to now currently I’m in Ashland, OR with 59 Tesla… https://x.com/i/web/status/2002562642951680083”

“Formal announcement of the TERAFAB project, which will be done jointly by @SpaceX and @Tesla, tonight around 8pm CT. Livestream on 𝕏. The goal is to produce over a TERAWATT of compute per year (logic, memory & packaging) with ~80% for space and ~20% for the ground.”

“It’s nuts that all other rockets just smash back to Earth! “The Falcon has landed” almost 500 times. [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk on Rocket Reusability: “Imagine a pallet of cash falling from space, about to burn up. Would you try to save it? Probably yes.” “So we want to get it back that way, we don’t have to make another one.””

“Reasoning from first principles is a superpower [@teslaownersSV] “Physics teaches you to reason from first principles rather than by analogy.” Elon Musk )”

“Troll radical left Reddit by saying nice things about me for the most fun 😂 [@iliketeslas] I went into enemy territory. I started to defend Elon on leftie Facebook pages 🥹 )”

“Many of those doing these “takedowns” have also sold Tesla stock short, so they benefit financially from a drop in the stock [@LauraLoomer] EXCLUSIVE: Are Tesla Takedown organizers getting paid by @elonmusk’s competitors to short his stock? Edward Niedermeyer was the organizer for Event No. 67 in Portland, Oregon yesterday on the Tesla Takedown list compiled by @LoomerUnleashed. Niedermeyer joined a @Tesla”

“🔥🔥 [@Teslaconomics] I never even studied fashion design, but Grok Imagine just made me the best fashion designer in the world”

“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge Thanks on behalf of the Tesla team!”

“SpaceXAI + Tesla TERAFAB Project Goal is a trillion watts of compute/year Most must necessarily go to space, as US electricity is only 0.5TW [@SpaceX] Announcing TERAFAB: the next step towards becoming a galactic civilization https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1yKAPMzlvgWxb”

“Short shorts coming soon to Tesla merch”

“Blow the whistle on Tesla! https://t.co/c86hLA0iQK https://shop.tesla.com/product/cyberwhistle?sku=1715672-00-A”

“Cool milestone [@piloly] Yesterday, Tesla surpassed the Volkswagen Group in quarterly sales in Norway. 🇳🇴 The core of VW Group includes the brands Volkswagen, Škoda, Audi, SEAT/Cupra, and Porsche.”