The tweet archive.

“The ultimate master plan of @Tesla is to create sustainable abundance for all [@Tesla] Sustainable abundance”

“Extremely hard to steal a Tesla [@Tesla] If you set up PIN to drive, a thief would not be able to drive off in your Tesla, even if they somehow gain access to your keycard, phone or vehicle The PIN pad also appears in a slightly different place on the screen every time, so finger grease doesn’t give away your PIN 🔒”

“Cybertruck steel is bulletproof to any handgun, shotgun or Tommy Gun [@tesla_na] Tesla Diner was constructed using recycled stainless steel from @Cybertruck production”

“FAFO time [@MarioNawfal] 🚨🇺🇸WHO’S PAYING TO BURN TESLAS? DOJ & CONGRESS PROBING THE MONEY TRAIL The Molotov attacks on Tesla dealerships weren’t just mindless rage—they were coordinated, armed, and funded. Now, the Department of Justice is digging deeper. Investigators are pursuing not just the”

“It was easy to predict. This is their standard playbook. Look at what they did to President @realDonaldTrump. He was loved by democrats until he ran for president. Now they call him Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, etc and try to kill him. [@WesternLensman] 2022: Elon predicts the left would launch a “dirty tricks campaign” once he decided to leave the party of “division and hate." 2025: Death threats, Tesla stores shot up, Superchargers firebombed, cyber attacks on 𝕏 and conservative 𝕏 users swatted. They proved him right.”

“Zero for seven years, despite increasing the value of the company >2000% [@SawyerMerritt] WSJ: "Elon Musk was the lowest-paid chief executive of an S&P 500 company last year. Tesla paid him $0."”

“The mayor of LA prioritizes politics over helping people … [@thatsKAIZEN] Los Angeles resident @JereSimpson asked Elon to help LA firefighters, who had lost internet, restore connectivity. In response, Elon sent Tesla Cybertrucks loaded with Starlinks. Someone from LA Mayor Karen Bass’ office heard about this, and called Jere asking for help too.… )”

“If you’re in Korea and want to work on chip design, fabrication or AI software, join Tesla! [@Tesla_AI] We’re hiring AI chip design engineers in Korea”

“Try Tesla self-driving, it’s awesome! [@Scobleizer] Our robot has driven me and the family for two hours in driving rain across one of USA’s most dangerous roads. Without my hands touching the wheel once. It is how it handled pudddles, two brown streams crossing the road that most impresses me. While coming at us fast. None of”

“Tesla is making a big investment in Japan with service & Superchargers. Many of the parts in Teslas are made in Japan. Panasonic has been our biggest strategic supplier over the past 2 decades. [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Tesla plans to double the number of service centers in Japan to more than 30 this year, seeking to improve after-sales support for customers and gain market share. https://asia.nikkei.com/business/automobiles/electric-vehicles/tesla-to-double-japan-service-center-network-as-ev-customer-base-grows”

“lol [@ICannot_Enough] The headline literally said: Sell $TSLA. Check the date. 8 years ago this month. Why? “The competition is coming.” 👀”

“True [@EvasTeslaSPlaid] Nothing would have happened without the amazing @SpaceX Starship Tream. Cheers 🫶”

“True, this is unfair projection 😂 [@RepNancyMace] Don't know who needs to hear this but, Tesla's aren't the reason you're trans. Stop lighting them on fire.”

“Obviously, this would negatively affect Tesla, but sustainable energy solutions simply cannot react instantaneously to make up for Russian oil & gas exports.”

“These are unmodified Tesla cars coming straight from the factory, meaning that every Tesla coming out of our factories is capable of unsupervised self-driving! [@elonmusk] Beautifully simple design.”

“That is the fundamental difference [@ChayaRaichik10] When we disagreed with Target, we just stopped shopping there. When Democrats disagree with Elon, they burn down Tesla dealerships and vandalize cybertrucks.”

“TSLA shorts reciting Litany Against Fear rn 😂”

“One of the hardest technology problems ever, but it must be done [@teslaownersSV] SpaceX is making fully rapidly reusable rockets The holy grail of rocketry )”

“A senior exec at Tesla sent me some funny pics from days in the factory where I was trying to show the construction team day shift what equipment wasn’t working and needed to be removed. So, I spray-painted stick figures on them 😂 https://t.co/ZWoE2yvVs2”

“Tesla Diner [@tesla_na] Fried Pickle Po' Boy now available at Tesla Diner”

“Much is made lately of unrealized gains being a means of tax avoidance, so I propose selling 10% of my Tesla stock. Do you support this?”

“Congrats to the @Tesla_AI chip design team on taping out AI5! AI6, Dojo3 & other exciting chips in work. https://t.co/hm54TdIzBx”

“Awesome, thank you! [@seanhannity] As promised yesterday, I Just ordered my new self driving Tesla! Over 1000HP, 0-60 in 2.0 seconds! Details on how to win the Tesla of your Choice soon on http://Hannity.com”

“Yes [@Xil_llix] Before these terrorist attacks against @Tesla I didn’t really see the danger of the woke-mind-virus @elonmusk was warning us about. Now it couldn’t be clearer. These people live in cognitive dissonance, they have a corrupted sense of right and wrong, and they will seek to”

“@WSJ Last 3 months were extremely tough, as had to save Twitter from bankruptcy, while fulfilling essential Tesla & SpaceX duties. Wouldn’t wish that pain on anyone. Twitter still has challenges, but is now trending to breakeven if we keep at it. Public support is much appreciated!”

“Just finished a long AI5 design review with the Tesla California and Texas chip engineers. It’s going to be great. And AI6 and AI7 will follow in fast succession. AI8 will be out of this world.”

“Remember this? @realDonaldTrump [@EricLDaugh] 🚨 BREAKING: Trump just went to bat for Elon Musk outside the White House while examining the Teslas. So true. TRUMP: I ended the EV mandate. He never even complained to me. Who would do that? @ElonMusk has never asked me for a thing. He's built a great company and he SHOULDN'T”

“For the first time, there will soon be a generalized, pure AI solution to full self-driving. Just cameras and the Tesla AI chip with Tesla AI software. [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸TESLA FULL SELF-DRIVING IS A MIRACLE Tesla’s Full Self-Driving isn’t a feature—it’s a technological miracle. Elon has delivered what the experts said was impossible: real-world, real-time autonomy that navigates cities, highways, roundabouts, and chaos—flawlessly. It doesn’t”

“Tesla is putting a lot of training effort into protecting pets [@boolusilan] FSD suddenly braked. It turns out it was because an adorable little dog darted across the road.”

“There is no change to tax incentives for oil & gas, just EV/solar [@gailalfaratx] @teslaenergy Are Oil/fossil fuel credits ending? It appears they are not. So slashing solar energy credits is unjust. But what’s more unjust is the damage that is done to people’s lives during storms and blackouts, because ultimately you can’t replace a human life.”

“Super congratulations to the @Tesla_AI software & chip design teams on a successful @Robotaxi launch!! Culmination of a decade of hard work. Both the AI chip and software teams were built from scratch within Tesla.”

“FSD 14.3 release notes @Tesla_AI [@Tesla_AI] New release of FSD Supervised now starting to roll out This update brings 20% faster reaction time to further increase safety, among many other improvements Full release notes below Full Self-Driving (Supervised) v14.3 includes - Upgraded the Reinforcement Learning (RL) stage”

“True. New Roadster unveil probably in late April. [@Rainmaker1973] Today in 2008, Tesla began the regular production on its first car, the Tesla Roadster. Also, a reminder that there's one Tesla Roadster in an elliptical heliocentric orbit crossing the orbit of Mars.”

“Fraud [@teslaownersSV] How is open AI becoming a for profit?)”

“Tesla has the best real-world AI by far”

“The hammer of justice strikes [@TheJusticeDept] Today, @AGPamBondi announced charges against three individuals responsible for the violent destruction of Tesla properties. Read more: https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/attorney-general-pamela-bondi-announces-severe-charges-against-violent-tesla-arsonists”

“Doing my best to make this happen [@teslaownersSV] "There is only basically one way to make everyone wealthy, and that is AI and robotics." — Elon Musk”

“Yeah, that was messed up [@teslaownersSV] ROGAN: “With Elon Musk, you’re seeing people justifying violence and extreme vandalism. You’re seeing people cheering on and it’s very strange. On the Daily Show, they were talking about people vandalizing Teslas and the audience clapped””

“Tesla AI Day August 19th”

“Tesla is using only internal & open source software & operates Bitcoin nodes directly. Bitcoin paid to Tesla will be retained as Bitcoin, not converted to fiat currency.”

“Tesla Full Self-Driving Beta is now available to anyone in North America who requests it from the car screen, assuming you have bought this option. Congrats to Tesla Autopilot/AI team on achieving a major milestone!”

“Tesla self-driving will be far safer than human driving [@Scobleizer] I thought Tesla was trying to kill me tonight. AI was driving me in the fast lane at 79 m.p.h and all of a sudden it lunged across the yellow line. Before I could take over a motorcyclist went by at a high rate of speed. In my lane. Or too close for me. The Tesla saw him”

“Tesla exists to help reduce risk of catastrophic climate change, which affects all species on Earth. Even if your faith in humanity is faltering, this is worth caring about. Support makes a difference. Thank you.”

“And the worms are crawling to their pet politicians to save them [@teslaownersSV] “USAID is a ball of worms. There is no apple. And when there is no apple you just need to get rid of the whole thing. That's why it's got to go. It's beyond repair." Elon Musk)”

“How to vote your Tesla shares [@SawyerMerritt] Here's how to vote in @Tesla's shareholder meeting: For $TSLA shareholders who use Fidelity: • To cast your vote online, you’ll need to search for a specific email in your inbox, which may be in your spam folder (same email address that is associated with your broker account).”

“Costa is committing crimes [@KanekoaTheGreat] Valerie Costa, the far-left activist behind the so-called "Tesla Takedown" fueling a spree of vandalism nationwide, proudly admits her campaign draws inspiration from Luigi Mangione. She labels Elon Musk's DOGE initiative as "criminal," even though Trump won both the popular…”

“Just lucky [@moment_mirthful] @luismbat The media said Tesla would fail. → Today, it’s worth $1.4 trillion. The media said SpaceX would fail. → Today, it dominates the space industry. The media said 𝕏 would fail. → Today, it’s the #1 source for news. They never stop lying, and they’re always wrong.”

“Congrats @Tesla team on making 9M cars! [@Tesla_Asia] Our 9 millionth vehicle globally has just rolled off the production line at Giga Shanghai 🎉 Thanks to our owners and supporters around the world ❤️”

“💯 violent terrorism [@shaunmmaguire] Rampant domestic terrorism against Teslas SWATTING conservative influencers Vehement protesting and lawfare against the deportations of violent criminals This is not freedom of speech or Democratically aligned self-expression This is anarchoterrorism”

“Tesla self-driving massively improves your quality of life and safety for the thousands of life hours you’re in a car [@jamesdouma] Frequent travel between SF and LA has been an enormous drain on my time and energy for 25 years. FSD has nearly eliminated it. This technology has significantly improved my quality of life.”