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15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@GrantSlatton 💯”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: One year later, the Tesla gummies have finally arrived. https://t.co/OSRd1Wrw9P”
“RT @teslaownersSV: BREAKING: 𝕏 is #1 in news for Japan iOS App Store. https://t.co/vVLhUAtg1s”
“@Maldivawow @CodingMark @Tesla No, these are just incremental improvements to the production codebase. FSD build is a fundamental rewrite, not just in the car, but also our video training/labeling software.”
“RT @Tesla_Asia: Model 3 Performance in spring🌸 📸:GODZILLA https://t.co/u5o6tNbSHM”
“@UnpluggedTesla @salomondrin 🔥🔥”
“@teslaownersSV Seriously 😂 But @DOGE is actually going to do a lot of good.”
“RT @Gfilche: Ron Baron says he’s never selling $TSLA 🙌”
“@thejefflutz @Tesla Thanks!”
“RT @teslaownersSV: BREAKING: Grok 4 is now free for all users worldwide! https://t.co/EDcJjU6oXO”
“RT @teslaownersSV: “I have a lot of respect for people who work with their hands.” Elon Musk You may not need a college degree. Trades ca…”
“Testing of the high performance version of the Tesla Model S by @ConsumerReports https://t.co/bvgEVgMswU https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QNfAiyiZpVE&feature=youtu.be”
“@teslaownersSV Yes”
“RT @ericzelikman: @Teslanaut https://t.co/nPnITtWYTU”
“RT @teslaownersSV: A Grandma gets her first experience with a Tesla and Full Self Driving https://t.co/rgKUtGzz0z”
“@Sofiaan @thirdrowtesla There’s a lot to talk about just on the battery front, so, yeah, just that. I guess we could answer some powertrain questions in Q&A.”
“@flcnhvy @Tesla Cool!”
“@v_g_fischer @Tesla There will be many opportunities for both new & experienced people!”
“@aaronbrighton @teslaownersSV @flcnhvy @thirdrowtesla Ok”
“@jgrano305 @TeslaratiTeam @Teslarati Doing range testing now. Number will be significantly higher than 300. Extremely good for any EV, especially an SUV.”
“@scr00chy @mcjamez @Tesla Hey that’s my Halloween costume!”
“RT @wintonARK: It really is bizarre. Most of my friends don't have FSD (or a Tesla). And it is the single biggest lifestyle difference be…”
“@jeffskoll @Tesla Thanks Jeff!”
“RT @teslaownersSV: "Regulations should be default GONE. Not default there. Default GONE. We need a wholesale spring cleaning of regulations…”
“@teslaownersSV Yes”
“@teslaownersSV @PPathole @maureendowd Ring of Fire https://t.co/gSJ3Np4CAP https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NoxiK7K28PU”
“@RossSheingold @Tesla All Model 3’s ever made can upgrade”
“RT @teslaownersSV: BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 News App on the Romania App Store 🇷🇴 People across Romania are choosing fast, real-time news…”
“@teslaownersSV Yes”
“@TheMossadIL @Tesla @Israel_MOT @regev_miri @NaorBitton Yes!”
“@Snipergen @Tesla Sure. Trax will get much better & more fun. This is an alpha version.”
“RT @XFreeze: Tesla Cybertruck is one of the best pickup trucks you can buy right now Cybertruck earned a Top Safety Pick+ with a perfect "…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: **BREAKING AI TRADING UPDATE** Grok 4 is crushing it in the real-world stock market simulation 📊 Since late Novemb…”
“RT @TheCaptainEli: We’re going back to eat at the Tesla Diner because it’s the tastiest burger I’ve ever eaten in my life. FSD controls th…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: 🚨 Valentine is here! Upgrade your Grok app now. https://t.co/PiKWlUT7lz”
“RT @DBurkland: FSD V14.2 ENHANCEMENT Here’s what’s new in @Tesla FSD v14.2 according to the release notes: “Upgraded the neural network v…”
“@TeslaOwnersofMA @JohnnaCrider1 @vincent13031925 @boringcompany What is the platonic ideal of the perfect candy? Really feels like candy R&D hasn’t improved in ages. Damn candy oligarchs!! [shakes fist at sky]”
“@teslaownersSV @Kristennetten @EvaFoxU @Tesla Yes”
“@HuinGuillaume We don’t really have marketing at X, SpaceX or Tesla”
“RT @teslaenergy: 2025 was a record-setting year for Powerwall owners globally Check the Tesla App to see your impact, plus discover your E…”
“RT @tesla_semi: Engineers hitting 1.2MW on Semi Megacharger https://t.co/QtXyTgW0XC”
“@Jennerator211 @PPathole @JohnnaCrider1 We’re adding police car, fire truck & ambulance to the Tesla neural net in coming months”
“@RReardonT @Tesla Next year”
“@TeslaAIBot 🔥😂”
“@ghhaugen Full self-driving option is required with the Tesla designed hardware 3 computer. This is a simple plug in replacement for the NVidia computer, but has over 10X the image processing ability.”
“@j_brorsson @InsideEVs @Tesla @AirResources Most major customers have tried it & love it. Now we need to finish production design & build it, while avoiding dumb mistakes made with Model 3 production system. Wish it wasn’t so hard to be less stupid over time …”
“First profitable Q for Tesla thanks to awesome customers & hard work by a super dedicated team http://t.co/njumz2SDmx http://www.teslamotors.com/about/press/releases/tesla-model-s-sales-exceed-target”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Elon Musk: “I couldn't think of anything more exciting, fun, and inspiring for the future than to have a base on Mars"…”
“RT @BLKMDL3: FSD v14.1 drives me over an hour through LA rush hour traffic without any human input. Handled city streets, highway, pedest…”
