The tweet archive.

“RT @wintonARK: It really is bizarre. Most of my friends don't have FSD (or a Tesla). And it is the single biggest lifestyle difference be…”

“@jeffskoll @Tesla Thanks Jeff!”

“RT @teslaownersSV: "Regulations should be default GONE. Not default there. Default GONE. We need a wholesale spring cleaning of regulations…”

“@teslaownersSV Yes”

“@teslaownersSV @PPathole @maureendowd Ring of Fire https://t.co/gSJ3Np4CAP https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NoxiK7K28PU”

“@RossSheingold @Tesla All Model 3’s ever made can upgrade”

“RT @teslaownersSV: BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 News App on the Romania App Store 🇷🇴 People across Romania are choosing fast, real-time news…”

“@teslaownersSV Yes”

“@TheMossadIL @Tesla @Israel_MOT @regev_miri @NaorBitton Yes!”

“@Snipergen @Tesla Sure. Trax will get much better & more fun. This is an alpha version.”

“RT @XFreeze: Tesla Cybertruck is one of the best pickup trucks you can buy right now Cybertruck earned a Top Safety Pick+ with a perfect "…”

“RT @teslaownersSV: **BREAKING AI TRADING UPDATE** Grok 4 is crushing it in the real-world stock market simulation 📊 Since late Novemb…”

“RT @TheCaptainEli: We’re going back to eat at the Tesla Diner because it’s the tastiest burger I’ve ever eaten in my life. FSD controls th…”

“RT @teslaownersSV: 🚨 Valentine is here! Upgrade your Grok app now. https://t.co/PiKWlUT7lz”

“RT @DBurkland: FSD V14.2 ENHANCEMENT Here’s what’s new in @Tesla FSD v14.2 according to the release notes: “Upgraded the neural network v…”

“@TeslaOwnersofMA @JohnnaCrider1 @vincent13031925 @boringcompany What is the platonic ideal of the perfect candy? Really feels like candy R&D hasn’t improved in ages. Damn candy oligarchs!! [shakes fist at sky]”

“@teslaownersSV @Kristennetten @EvaFoxU @Tesla Yes”

“@HuinGuillaume We don’t really have marketing at X, SpaceX or Tesla”

“@PPathole @Robotbeat @ghotiing @CruizVinicius @josh119872 @SweetINXS @voteLabonte @Erdayastronaut @Tesla The way things are looking right now, the world will soon be flooded with excess ventilators. Even NY is giving them away!”

“RT @teslaenergy: 2025 was a record-setting year for Powerwall owners globally Check the Tesla App to see your impact, plus discover your E…”

“RT @tesla_semi: Engineers hitting 1.2MW on Semi Megacharger https://t.co/QtXyTgW0XC”

“@Jennerator211 @PPathole @JohnnaCrider1 We’re adding police car, fire truck & ambulance to the Tesla neural net in coming months”

“@RReardonT @Tesla Next year”

“@TeslaAIBot 🔥😂”

“@ghhaugen Full self-driving option is required with the Tesla designed hardware 3 computer. This is a simple plug in replacement for the NVidia computer, but has over 10X the image processing ability.”

“@j_brorsson @InsideEVs @Tesla @AirResources Most major customers have tried it & love it. Now we need to finish production design & build it, while avoiding dumb mistakes made with Model 3 production system. Wish it wasn’t so hard to be less stupid over time …”

“First profitable Q for Tesla thanks to awesome customers & hard work by a super dedicated team http://t.co/njumz2SDmx http://www.teslamotors.com/about/press/releases/tesla-model-s-sales-exceed-target”

“RT @teslaownersSV: Elon Musk: “I couldn't think of anything more exciting, fun, and inspiring for the future than to have a base on Mars"…”

“RT @BLKMDL3: FSD v14.1 drives me over an hour through LA rush hour traffic without any human input. Handled city streets, highway, pedest…”

“@28delayslater @TeslaOwnersofMA @JohnnaCrider1 @vincent13031925 @boringcompany Slight tweak to the glass needed & then it should be good to go”

“@tesletter @teslaownersSV I think we can improve that with a little software optimization”

“@TeslaBoomerMama @Poshmarkapp Congrats!”

“RT @SawyerMerritt: NEWS: The Tesla Model Y was the top-selling passenger vehicle in China in March 2026, with 39,827 retail registrations,…”

“RT @teslaownersSV: BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 news app on the AppStore in Qatar. https://t.co/vvYPf4ZbXG”

“@teslaownersSV It all comes full circle”

“@OmarHoryy @TeslaMotorsClub Seriously! Obviously, I’m not going to do an April Fool’s joke about going bankwupt if I thought there was any chance it would actually happen (sigh).”

“@teslaownersSV Yeah”

“@TesLatino Sorry it took so long”

“RT @SawyerMerritt: NEWS: Tesla is asking owners in Europe to contact Dutch regulators (RDW) via link below to express your excitement for F…”

“RT @teslaownersSV: Neuralink’s first patient in the UK, Paul, who is paralyzed by motor neuron disease, has received a brain implant. Just…”

“RT @muskonomy: 🚨NEWS: Andrej Karpathy just reviewed Tesla FSD on his new Model X and he’s blown away. He called it “basically a flawless d…”

“@Erik2be @Teslarati Sorry to hear that. Will fix.”

“@GaragedoorsGman @SherylCrow @Tesla Agreed”

“Value is holding up "Tesla car is worth more used than new | MNN - http://t.co/NLLdo1jBzM" http://www.mnn.com/green-tech/transportation/blogs/huh-tesla-car-is-worth-more-used-than-new”

“RT @Muskstaycalm: I went to test drive the new Model Y and guess what? It didn’t cost me a thing except now I’m buying one! It’s sick! http…”

“RT @teslaownersSV: Elon Musk: “It appears that, when civilizations are under stress, the birth rate is high, but as soon as they have no ex…”

“@annerajb @Thebault_Arthur Working with engineering team to figure out best way to do upgrade without crushing service team. Will start doing upgrades in volume in a few months, coincident with more FSD features being released.”

“@jfinkelstein It will enable video when parked & connected to WiFi. All Tesla Superchargers will have free WiFi over time.”

“RT @SawyerMerritt: Tesla has just released a new app update. Clips downloaded to your phone now finally include details such as speed, ste…”

“RT @teslaownersSV: "The purpose of @SpaceX is that we want to make Star Trek real. We want to make Starfleet Academy real, so that it's no…”