The tweet archive.

“Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks. This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what's the point? Happy New Month! https://t.co/YcouvFz6Y1”

“Tesla self-driving is smooth [@aelluswamy] FSD’s been prepared for this one”

“The Model 3 is such a fun car [@Tesla] 10 years of Model 3 The car that started the EV revolution”

“@TheRealDriiZZy @cybertruck ❤️”

“Tesla Model Y price will rise by $1000 in a few weeks”

“Yup 😂 [@teslaownersSV] Yes this is real. The Robotaxi network expanded and costs $6.90 per ride.”

“I should also mention that the $99/month for supervised FSD will rise as FSD’s capabilities improve. The massive value jump is when you can be on your phone or sleeping for the entire ride (unsupervised FSD). [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Tesla has officially discontinued Autopilot in the U.S. and Canada. All new car purchases now come standard with Traffic-Aware Cruise Control. The online configurator has now been updated to allow buyers to choose the $99/month FSD subscription, while still offering the… https://x.com/i/web/status/2014535433145790790”

“Getting ready for unsupervised self-driving [@Tesla_AI] FSD Supervised ride-hailing service is live for an early set of employees in Austin & San Francisco Bay Area. We've completed over 1.5k trips & 15k miles of driving. This service helps us develop & validate FSD networks, the mobile app, vehicle allocation, mission control &”

“@farbood @cybertruck @Starlink Cool”

“First of the new Model Y design delivered from our US factories! [@Tesla] Celebrating first deliveries of the new Model Y at Giga Texas & Fremont Factory”

“Tesla self-driving now recognizes hand signals [@teslaeurope] FSD Supervised responds to hand gestures while squeezing through a tight lane in the Netherlands”

“The Plaid Speed Model S Tesla does 0 to 60 mph in 2 seconds. Crushes any million dollar sports car, despite being a 4 door sedan.”

“Waiting for Dutch authorities and then the EU to approve. Very frustrating and hurts the safety of people in Europe, as driving with advanced Autopilot on results in four times fewer injuries! Please ask your governing authorities to accelerate making Tesla safer in Europe. [@LinkN01] It's ridiculous how they have Robotaxis in Austin without ANY driver, yet my Tesla here in Sweden is not even allowed to change lanes on the highway without me confirming with the turn signal 🤡”

“FSD 12.5.1 starts wide release today. Please connect your Tesla to WiFi to receive the update.”

“Super easy to turn on self-driving in a @Tesla! [@Tesla] This is how easy it is to enable FSD Supervised”

“RT @cybertruck: @drsarah https://t.co/3z55DdIifq”

“RT @battleangelviv: i don’t own a TV because i have @cybertruck much better sound system and immersive movie experience”

“Cool [@DavidMoss] I am proud to announce that I have successfully completed the world’s first USA coast to coast fully autonomous drive! I left the Tesla Diner in Los Angeles 2 days & 20 hours ago, and now have ended in Myrtle Beach, SC (2,732.4 miles) This was accomplished with Tesla FSD V14.2… https://x.com/i/web/status/2006255297212358686”

“@Mattiecola @ajtourville We need high Brinell hardness & high corrosion resistance. Because of Cybertruck’s faceted nature, formability is not important.”

“Cool [@MarioNawfal] 🇳🇴TESLA MODEL Y: BEST-SELLING VEHICLE IN MARCH AND Q1 IN NORWAY The Tesla Model Y topped the sales charts in Norway for both March and the first quarter of 2025, maintaining its lead even after the transition to the refreshed model. Despite fierce competition, the Model Y”

“Worth it [@Tesla] FSD Supervised is $99/month, which is effectively $3.33/day Your personal chauffeur for less than the cost of a coffee”

“Updated @Tesla Model S & X! [@Tesla] Model S & X are now even better – launching today in the US 🇺🇸 Highlights: – Frost Blue paint color – Up to 410 miles of range (Model S Long Range – our longest range Tesla yet) – Even quieter inside: less wind + road noise & more effective Active Noise Cancellation – New”

“Try Tesla FSD (self-driving)! [@PeterDiamandis] Tesla's FSD: 5.3 million miles between accidents. US driving average: 660,000.  That's 9x safer. And it's only getting better.”

“The first fully autonomous delivery of a Tesla Model Y from factory to a customer home across town, including highways, was just completed a day ahead of schedule!! Congratulations to the @Tesla_AI teams, both software & AI chip design!”

“Correct [@alojoh] In March 2016, Elon unveiled the Tesla Model 3, promising an affordable electric vehicle starting at $35,000. @Tesla When adjusted for inflation, that original target equates to approximately $47,617 in today's dollars. Yet, Tesla has significantly overdelivered on this”

“Public support is much appreciated. FSD in Europe will save lives of people in the car, as well as vulnerable road users like pedestrians, cyclists and pets. Please let your government know that you want approval. [@LinkN01] After yesterdays post regarding FSD not being allowed in Sweden/Europe i got asked by several Sweds what they can do. So i made a email template you can send the Swedish Transport Administration to pressure them to fast track Tesla's request for FSD testing in Sweden. Look bellow”

“Congratulations [@Tesla_Malaysia] Model Y ranks #1 Electric Vehicle in Malaysia for November 2025 https://soyacincau.com/2025/12/11/malaysia-jpj-ev-registration-november-2025/”

“RT @alexisohanian: @LamarMK Yes. This. Love my cybertruck but businessdads need 3 rows for all the fam.”

“Tesla Model S Plaid just set official world speed record for a production electric car at Nurburgring. Completely unmodified, directly from factory. https://t.co/AaiFtfW5Ht”

“@john @cybertruck Nice”

“If Tesla can help people in California wildfire, please let us know. Model S & X have hospital grade HEPA filters. Maybe helpful for transporting people.”

“@john @KidRock @JellyRoll615 @cybertruck Cool”

“Cool [@edmunds] The new Tesla Model Y is the best car we've driven in 2025”

“It’s awesome 😎 [@Tesla] Design & Engineering deep dive of the new Model Y Performance”

“All your media, streaming and preferred temperature settings just work automatically when you get into a Tesla @Robotaxi [@robotaxi] Also, Robotaxi automatically syncs your media & streaming settings before picking you up”

“Try Tesla Robotaxi in Dallas & Houston! [@robotaxi] Robotaxi now rolling out in Dallas & Houston 🤠”

“This is still just version 13 [@SawyerMerritt] Tesla FSD (Supervised) review in Australia: "Once you’ve driven with FSD for any length of time, it’s hard to imagine life without it. Elon Musk and Tesla have changed the way we drive forever. There's no looking back. We put it through a weekend of challenging traffic”

“@alex_avoigt Most people still have no idea how crushingly good Tesla FSD will get. It will be superhuman to such a degree that it will seem strange in the future that humans drove cars, even while exhausted and drunk! Cars will take you where you want automatically, just like getting in an…”

“🥹 [@Tesla_AI] “When Robotaxi” “Where Robotaxi” Nobody’s ever asking “How is Robotaxi” … smh”

“Accurate [@ray4tesla] Chinese influencer Li Chi flew from China to California for the sole purpose of experiencing Tesla FSD firsthand. Here are his impressions: “Flew 25,000 km — half the globe — just to personally experience Tesla’s smart driving and compare it with Huawei’s smart driving. I’ll”

“This is pretty cool [@teslaeurope] You can enable FSD Supervised without setting a destination to let your Tesla show you around”

“💯 [@niccruzpatane] I don’t understand how you can own a Tesla and not use FSD! I see so many Tesla owners driving manually when there’s honestly no need. It changes your life—the data shows it’s a 7x improvement in avoiding accidents.”

“Try @Tesla self-driving. If you haven’t done so or you tried an earlier version, try it again now. It’s awesome 😎 Great work by the @Tesla_AI team! [@davidmarcus] FSD has gotten so insanely good. I don’t understand why anyone in the market for an EV would buy anything else than a Tesla at this point. Total game changer.”

“Tesla FSD 10.69.3.1 going to wide release now”

“Tesla [@XFreeze] Tesla Model Y and Model 3 are officially the world’s #1 and #2 the best-selling EVs for September Model Y: 141,000 units Model 3: 67,000 units Tesla dominates the global electric vehicle market”

“Tesla battery cell production is getting good [@tslaming] BREAKING 🚨 @Tesla HAS ENGINEERED A SYNCHRONIZED MULTI-ROLL CALENDERING MACHINE THAT USES DIFFERENTIAL ROLLER SPEEDS TO EFFORTLESSLY TURN DELICATE DRY POWDERS INTO CONTINUOUS BATTERY ELECTRODES 🔋 For years, mastering the "dry battery electrode" has been the holy grail of”

“As I’ve said previously, unsupervised full self-driving Teslas will be carrying passengers in Austin in June and many cities in America by end of year. This will enable passenger cars to increase in utility by roughly half an order of magnitude overnight with a software update. [@SawyerMerritt] David Faber on CNBC today: "I had the opportunity to ride in a @Tesla this weekend on FSD. It's worth doing. The steering wheel was not touched. The technology is real. People are driving 100 miles out of New York City and not touching the steering wheel once." - @davidfaber”

“Wait until he downloads V14 [@niccruzpatane] Former Director of AI at Tesla Andrej Karpathy picked up his new Model X and reviews Tesla V13.2.9 with HW4: “Basically... I'm amazed - it drives really, really well, smooth, confident, noticeably better than what I'm used to on HW3 (my previous car) and eons ahead of the”

“Tesla [@Cernovich] Last time I was in a Tesla, FSD was so-so and no Grok. Feel like I time traveled.”

“Please take a moment to vote your Tesla stock. It is super important. Control of Tesla could affect the future of civilization. [@SawyerMerritt] Here are Tesla’s current five largest shareholders (excluding Elon Musk) and how they voted in last year’s ratification of Elon's 2018 pay package: • Vanguard (holds $115B in $TSLA): For • BlackRock ($95B): For • State Street ($52B): Against • Fidelity/Geode Capital ($30B):”