“😎 [@AIDRIVR] FSD 14 first impressions: the good: - destination options are incredible and very well done. parking has been fast and flawless so far, zero corrections and right between the lines. also pulls into the driveways of houses very reliably and actually parks itself, feels like the”
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“We’re going to include some fun games as hidden Easter eggs in Tesla S, X & 3. What do you think would be most fun in a car using the center touch screen?”
“Reality is a Tesla, like most electric cars, is over 500% *less* likely to catch fire than combustion engine cars, which carry massive amounts of highly flammable fuel. Why is this never mentioned?”
“Yup [@teslaownersSV] Legacy media is best thought of as a click-maximizing machine, not a truth-maximizing machine. Elon Musk )”
“Exactly [@teslaownersSV] Here's what's happening with your messages: You chat about a product on WhatsApp, and suddenly ads for it flood your feed. Coincidence? No your data is being sold. 𝕏 Chat offers a better way: end-to-end encryption, zero backdoors, and real privacy protection”
“@DefiantLs If you add up all the government funding Tesla and SpaceX have ever received, it is only about 1% of the combined value of the companies. In contrast, if you do that with US and European major aerospace companies, the government money they have received *exceeds* 100% of their… https://t.co/P57hWzKKLL https://x.com/i/web/status/2021663314716373227”
“Model 3 orders at 180,000 in 24 hours. Selling price w avg option mix prob $42k, so ~$7.5B in a day. Future of electric cars looking bright!”
“@niccruzpatane Already have thousands of times over. My “net worth” is almost entirely due to my ownership stakes in Tesla and SpaceX. I have <0.1% that is cash. Tesla and SpaceX employees all receive stock/options and Tesla is >80% owned by retail investors and index/pension funds, so value… https://t.co/3cXP7theq7 https://x.com/i/web/status/2023158948501594300”
“Super strong roof that generates clean energy, looks great & costs less than a normal roof plus solar panels! https://t.co/D9yUuL7NVE http://Tesla.com/solarglass”
“T-shirt is bulletproof & makes u buff! https://t.co/wO0oAakclu https://t.co/8k1WvVO1sm https://shop.tesla.com/en_ca/product/men_s-cybertruck-bulletproof-tee?sku=7654399-00-A”
“@RolandForTexas And Tesla employs thousands of people, has brought manufacturing back to America, is decarbonizing the world and pays out tens of billions in wages every year!”
“@LindseyGrahamSC First of all, Tesla hasn’t had that consumer tax credit for years & we didn’t ask for this one – GM & Ford did”
“@TeslaPodcast Wow, that’s a lot of podcasts! Ok, I will do one. Maybe we could combine with Dave Lee and a few others.”
“@teslaownersSV The Iron Man statue was given to SpaceX because part of Iron Man 2 was filmed in the rocket factory”
“Cool [@SawyerMerritt] William Blair analyst Jed Dorsheimer on riding in @Tesla's Robotaxi service in Austin last week: "We experienced a glimpse of the future, and it is exciting. The comparisons are immediate and stark—when we drove past Waymo and Zoox vehicles outfitted with their complex sensor”
“@teslaownersSV 99% of people still have no idea how profound this is”
“@teslaownersSV Buyers of competing electric cars receive a $7500 tax credit, but Tesla does not”
“@ProTheDoge Lots of people I talked to on the production lines at Tesla or building rockets at SpaceX own Doge. They aren’t financial experts or Silicon Valley technologists. That’s why I decided to support Doge – it felt like the people’s crypto.”
“Grok is growing [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING 🚀 Grok now holds ~3.5% of generative AI web traffic share, edging past DeepSeek's 3.3%, while… http://Grok.com”
“Grok [@teslaownersSV] 🚨 BREAKING: GROK 4 CRUSHING IT IN THE BATTLE OF THE AIs! 🚨 In the high-stakes Rallies AI Arena showdown — where top AI models got $100K each to trade the real stock market since late November — Grok 4 is dominating. Grok 4 is BEATING the S&P 500 by more than 3x right now 🔥 📈”
“@TeslaBoomerMama Not any one person, as far as I know. There is the Soros bogeyman, of course, and various Dem leaders, but no single mastermind. It seems to be a simple matter of incentives: the more illegals imported, the higher the Dem vote over time. It will only backfire on the Dems if…”
“After wide release of FSD Beta 10.69.2, price of FSD will rise to $15k in North America on September 5th. Current price will be honored for orders made before Sept 5th, but delivered later.”
“🇸🇪 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is officially the #1 news app in Sweden”
“Just left Zeebrugge, now Tilburg, then Tesla HQ in Amsterdam & Oslo tonight to review service in Norway. Exciting to see thousands of Model 3’s on their way to owners in Europe! https://t.co/PeRo4jhiCB”
“🇸🇪🥇 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is officially the #1 news app in Sweden”
“Exactly [@XFreeze] Tesla Semi's total cost of ownership destroys diesel economics • Electricity costs 60-70% less than diesel per mile • Near-zero maintenance (no diesel aftertreatment, fewer moving parts) • Remote diagnostics = maximized uptime • OTA updates = continuous improvements… https://x.com/i/web/status/2020567197400399982”
“First drive of a release candidate version of Model 3 https://t.co/zcs6j1YRa4”
“@teslaownersSV You’re welcome! If any of this is based on Hertz, I’d like to emphasize that no contract has been signed yet. Tesla has far more demand than production, therefore we will only sell cars to Hertz for the same margin as to consumers. Hertz deal has zero effect on our economics.”
“RDW was extremely rigorous in their review [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Dutch regulators (RDW), which just approved @Tesla FSD (Supervised) in the Netherlands, have just issued an official statement: "Due to the continuous strict monitoring of the driver in the vehicle, the system is safer than other driver assistance systems. We have”
“Version 14 of Tesla self-driving feels sentient [@ray4tesla] William Blair analyst is impressed by his Robotaxi rides and says “felt a lot more like a person was driving it” while Waymo rides still feel somewhat robotic.”
“Tesla dual motor means there is a motor in front & a motor in rear. One is optimized for power & one for range. Car drives fine even if a motor breaks down. Helps ensure you make it to your destination & don’t get stuck on side of road in potentially unsafe conditions.”
“Sizing for ~130MW of power & cooling this year, but will increase to >500MW over next 18 months or so. Aiming for about half Tesla AI hardware, half Nvidia/other. Play to win or don’t play at all.”
“Customized horn & movement sounds (coconuts being one, of course) coming to Teslas soon”
“RT @RealJamesWoods: While Democrats bawl like angry toddlers and key Teslas in acts of terrorism, Republicans like @elonmusk take private e…”
“Can’t believe someone leaked this schematic of the Tesla production system!! https://t.co/ylAX3uKTI1”
“If you’d like to join Tesla AI, but can’t easily move to Palo Alto or Austin, that is acceptable for extremely excellent candidates where inefficiency of distance is overcome by talent”
“@PPathole @SpaceX @Tesla True. Ancient times … Had to flip CPU registers explicitly, as computer was so slow.”
“@TheZvi Because everyone’s job is safety. It’s not some fake department with no power to assuage the concerns of outsiders. Tesla has no safety team and is the safest car. SpaceX has no safety team and has the safest rocket. Dragon is what NASA trusts most to fly astronauts.”
“The best real-world AI is @Tesla_AI. You can sense the sentience. [@bradsferguson] NVIDIA’s Director of Robotics comments on Tesla Self Driving v14 describes FSD as… “an AI that passes the Physical Turing Test” “magical””
“This will be the highest power battery system in the world by a factor of 3. Australia rocks!! https://t.co/c1DD7xtC90 https://x.com/teslamotors/status/883163847594360833”
“Watching eclipse with sunglasses on through the Model S glass roof. Wow!”
“Tesla advanced Summon ready in ~6 weeks! Just an over-the-air software upgrade, so will work on all cars made in past 2 years (Autopilot hardware V2+).”
“@WholeMarsBlog Most people still have no idea. FSD is the most important software release of any kind in a very long time.”
“@yanquetino @Tesla Most people don’t realize that the cost of operating an electric vehicle is much lower than a gas car. Electricity is way cheaper than gas plus no oil changes, tune-ups,smog checks & other service costs.”
“@Teslaconomics My favorite video of Starship so far! Great shot when the flame points right at the camera.”
“Tesla Solar Tile Roof V3 launch tomorrow at 2pm”
“Good work by @TeslaEnergy team! [@XFreeze] Tesla Energy is now the largest energy storage provider in the world ~46.7 GWh deployed in 2025 alone, powered by Megafactories in Lathrop and Shanghai From ~4 GWh in 2021 to ~47 GWh in 2025 Nearly 12× growth in four years Tesla now holds ~15–20% of global grid-scale battery… https://x.com/i/web/status/2008949722866967019”
“@WSJ Tesla policy is to issue a recall *before* there are injuries. This is absolutely the right thing to do. Yet there were dozens of recalls by other car companies last month, incl w injuries & deaths, but you only wrote an article about Tesla. Why so?”
“@valleyhack Essentially. Long-term purpose of my Tesla stock is to help make life multiplanetary to ensure it’s continuance. The massive capital needs are in 10 to 20 years. By then, if we’re fortunate, Tesla’s goal of accelerating sustainable energy & autonomy will be mostly accomplished.”
“Just wanted to write a note of appreciation for all those who have supported Tesla, SpaceX & SolarCity over the years. Thank you.”
