The tweet archive.

“Tesla automatically shifts from forward to reverse [@Tesla] POV your car automatically shifts between Drive & Reverse during 3-point turns or when leaving a parking spot”

“And it continues [@teslaownersSV] The rate of improvement on the robot is absolutely insane”

“How to vote your Tesla shares [@SawyerMerritt] Here's how to vote in @Tesla's shareholder meeting: For $TSLA shareholders who use Fidelity: • To cast your vote online, you’ll need to search for a specific email in your inbox, which may be in your spam folder (same email address that is associated with your broker account).”

“Tesla Moth Mode (better late than never) https://t.co/Rcu87A8NkO”

“Correct. My Tesla and SpaceX shares, which are almost all my “wealth”, only go up in value as a function of how much useful product those companies produce and service. This means my “wealth” can only increase due to producing more products and services for the public.… https://t.co/uerL0kbYV6 https://x.com/i/web/status/2006014310607167607 [@toly] 🧠🪱 Elons stocks aren’t wealth. If the number of Tesla shares doubled the world isn’t any richer. If the number of Tesla cars doubled, it’s measurably richer. For him to get to $1t in capital, he has to organize labor to set the means of production in motion to produce… https://x.com/i/web/status/2005960967042027656”

“Gork is funny 😂 @gork [@TSLAshareholder] Lmfao gork is so good”

“Wild to think that Tesla’s mass flux is ~4 million tons of complex manufactured goods”

“Why, thank you, sir! https://t.co/tealJWLSdP https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2022-04-18/elon-musk-in-defense-of-the-tesla-ceo-s-managerial-excellence”

“Tesla blows haha”

“Costa is committing crimes [@KanekoaTheGreat] Valerie Costa, the far-left activist behind the so-called "Tesla Takedown" fueling a spree of vandalism nationwide, proudly admits her campaign draws inspiration from Luigi Mangione. She labels Elon Musk's DOGE initiative as "criminal," even though Trump won both the popular…”

“Just lucky [@moment_mirthful] @luismbat The media said Tesla would fail. → Today, it’s worth $1.4 trillion. The media said SpaceX would fail. → Today, it dominates the space industry. The media said 𝕏 would fail. → Today, it’s the #1 source for news. They never stop lying, and they’re always wrong.”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] At its heart, wokeness is divisive, exclusionary, and hateful. It basically gives mean people a shield to be mean and cruel, armored in false virtue. Elon Musk )”

“Congrats @Tesla team on making 9M cars! [@Tesla_Asia] Our 9 millionth vehicle globally has just rolled off the production line at Giga Shanghai 🎉 Thanks to our owners and supporters around the world ❤️”

“It is [@TSLA_inside_] Finally. After 18 months of patience, FSD is officially approved and live in the Netherlands. I’ve been driving with it for 2 days now. And the experience is on another level. It feels like the future unfolding in real time. The precision. The intelligence. The”

“Tesla is hardcore”

“True [@heydave7] Tesla's new Model Y is an amazing car. Smoother, quieter, better sound system, more refined, rear screen and controls, blind spot monitor, air-conditioned front seats, and much more. Well done Tesla team.”

“Tesla batteries are currently live & delivering power at 662 locations in Puerto Rico. Team is working 24/7 to activate several hundred more. https://t.co/OMu8qKJvLy https://x.com/nowthisnews/status/986646841503596544”

“Cybertruck in Baja https://t.co/v6pBnoQHPu https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1YqxoDNrdYZKv?t=1m58s”

“A tweet/post is how I initiated the dozen or so startups that constitute Tesla. Tesla has made very few acquisitions. Our growth is ~90% organic. We didn’t “play to our core strengths”, we created core strengths from nothing. [@WholeMarsBlog] The tweet Ashok responded to that got him hired at Tesla”

“Tesla Solar + Powerwall battery enables consumers to be their own utility”

“Yeah, it’s outrageous! [@DefiyantlyFree] . @elonmusk ActBlue and other Democrat dark money is paying for vandalism at Tesla among other destabilizing anti-American communist crap. The Democratic Party has completely lost its way, and it is now made up of criminals and thugs who have obliterated normal political…”

“Tesla with Autopilot engaged now approaching 10 times lower chance of accident than average vehicle”

“Changing Tesla horn sound to 🐐”

“Congrats Tesla Team on over 200,000 car built & delivered in Q2, despite many challenges!!”

“Thanks Tesla suppliers for providing us with critical parts!”

““All your based are belong to us” – Cybertruck”

“Change your horn sound to 🐐, 🐍🎷, 💨 or holiday jingles with latest Tesla software update!”

“💯 violent terrorism [@shaunmmaguire] Rampant domestic terrorism against Teslas SWATTING conservative influencers Vehement protesting and lawfare against the deportations of violent criminals This is not freedom of speech or Democratically aligned self-expression This is anarchoterrorism”

“🇫🇷 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in France”

“That’s a big factor [@teslaownersSV] "Grok feels more human, because it is tutored by humans on 𝕏." Elon Musk”

“Test drive a Cybertruck It will blow your mind [@cybertruck] Cybertruck is alien technology”

“Tesla self-driving massively improves your quality of life and safety for the thousands of life hours you’re in a car [@jamesdouma] Frequent travel between SF and LA has been an enormous drain on my time and energy for 25 years. FSD has nearly eliminated it. This technology has significantly improved my quality of life.”

“Cool [@Seanfrank] Internet has been out for 24 hours. A squirrel chewed the fiber line I’m told. Could be 48 hours until it comes back. Went to Best Buy, bought a starlink, and literally 5 minutes later I’m back online. Now, I’ll use this internet to buy a Tesla.”

“Tesla opening Megapack factory in Shanghai to supplement output of Megapack factory in California”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] If you’re using Starlink, you’re not just browsing the internet, you’re funding the Mars mission”

“They have committed serious crimes. [@VigilantFox] NEW: Kevin O’Leary delivers a harsh reality check to Tesla car burners: You’re going to “rot in hell in prison.” “And frankly, as far as I’m concerned, that’s okay,” he said. O’Leary left no room for debate, making it clear that there’s zero justification for the destruction:”

“I am confident at this point that restoring full body functionality is possible with @neuralink [@teslaownersSV] Neuralink Breakthrough- “It’s Physically Possible to Restore Full Body Functionality” — Elon Musk”

“I wrote this 8 years ago https://t.co/r9GdXpUDe2 https://www.tesla.com/blog/master-plan-part-deux”

“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@FBIDirectorKash] The FBI has been investigating the increase in violent activity toward Tesla, and over the last few days, we have taken additional steps to crack down and coordinate our response. This is domestic terrorism. Those responsible will be pursued, caught, and brought to justice.”

“Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks. This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what's the point? Happy New Month! https://t.co/YcouvFz6Y1”

“Optimus will eliminate poverty and provide universal high income for all [@MarioNawfal] ELON: OPTIMUS WILL ULTIMATELY BE BETTER THAN THE BEST HUMAN SURGEON “People often talk about eliminating poverty, about giving everyone amazing medical care. Well, there's actually only one way to do that, and that's with the Optimus robot. With humanoid robots, you can”

“Congratulations Tesla team on a great year!!”

“Tesla Goes Bankrupt Palo Alto, California, April 1, 2018 -- Despite intense efforts to raise money, including a last-ditch mass sale of Easter Eggs, we are sad to report that Tesla has gone completely and totally bankrupt. So bankrupt, you can't believe it.”

“#1 in the USA! [@teslaownersSV] The people have spoken 𝕏 is now the #1 news app in the USA”

“Don’t want to brag, but if couch surfing was a sport, I’d win [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk is a legend. The greatest couch surfer of all time”

“Starlink provides an Internet connection in flight that is on par with ground Internet speed & latency [@teslaownersSV] MrBeast says once enough airlines offer Starlink, he’ll only book those flights: “Extra layover? Don’t care—there’s Starlink. I’ll sit anywhere for it. Starlink is amazing.” He adds: “Most people haven’t used it, but in Antarctica it was our only signal. On a four-hour drive”

“And open to the public! [@muskonomy] 🚨BREAKING: Elon Musk just confirmed it "A Tesla Diner is coming to Starbase!" After a fan asked for a retro-style drive-in near the spaceport, Elon replied: “Ok””

“Try voice command “open butthole” on your Tesla”

“Yup [@JessePeltan] I don’t think it’s actually humanly possible to spend less time at Buc-ee’s than it takes to supercharge. I’ve made this drive in a gas vehicle and a Tesla. You just plug it in and go inside. No fiddling with a payment screen. No waiting for your tank to fill and reparking.”

“!! [@nataliegwinters] 🧵 How USAID funds are being used to train Democrat’s Trump/Tesla protests”