The tweet archive.

“Getting ready for unsupervised self-driving [@Tesla_AI] FSD Supervised ride-hailing service is live for an early set of employees in Austin & San Francisco Bay Area. We've completed over 1.5k trips & 15k miles of driving. This service helps us develop & validate FSD networks, the mobile app, vehicle allocation, mission control &”

“Yes [@AdamLowisz] @elonmusk Tesla will continue to improve. It will eventually hit the point where it will save 99% of the lives that could have been lost in an accident. We are going to live in a better future with fewer fatalities. Insurance premiums will also come down significantly.”

“Speedy @Starlink now in Bahrain! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Starlink’s fast internet is now live in Bahrain! 🛰️🇧🇭”

“Tesla has the best real-world AI by far”

“Tesla Powerwall does the seem for individual homes (if you have the backup switch installed) https://t.co/mY2WHe1KE1 http://Tesla.com/Powerwall”

“But what do I know about technology 🤷‍♂️ [@ray4tesla] Elon famously said 6 years ago that LiDAR is a fool’s errand and many at the time were skeptical about his claim. Now it’s becoming increasingly clear that Elon is right about the use of LiDAR. Sensor fusion is not optimal for autonomous driving, as evidenced by countless”

“Super exciting projects ahead! [@rawat_ritvik] We are looking for excellent people to help build our vertically integrated AI stack. Numerics, quantization, HW simulators, compiler, runtime, kernel performance, RTL, verification, emulation, DFT, physical design, post Si bringup. Join us at Tesla!”

“@teslaownersSV “and he’s building a giant rocket to get back to his home planet!””

“@Teslaconomics Alas she would never date me I’m not cool enough 😢”

“First of the new Model Y design delivered from our US factories! [@Tesla] Celebrating first deliveries of the new Model Y at Giga Texas & Fremont Factory”

“Mammoth spending bills are bankrupting America! ENOUGH [@alifarhat79] This is not Apple, Tesla or even Nvidia. It’s the US National Debt.”

“Incredible medical care for all! [@niccruzpatane] Elon Musk on how Optimus will provide access to the best medical care for anyone in the world: “Imagine a world where everyone has access to the best surgeons, literally everyone. And Optimus will have the level of precision that is frankly superhuman and will be able to do”

“Yes [@ElonClipsX] Elon Musk: A lot of companies are honey traps for talented engineers. Tesla and SpaceX aren't honey traps. We're demanding and you'll get a lot of shit done. “I consider one of my core responsibilities running companies to have an environment where great engineers can flourish.”

“New Tesla Megapack factory in Houston [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 TESLA HIRING FOR $200M MEGAFACTORY OUTSIDE HOUSTON Tesla is bringing clean energy muscle to Brookshire, Texas, and they’re hiring like crazy. 41 jobs are open now, from welders to engineers, all stamped with one word: “Megafactory.” The site will mirror Tesla’s California”

“🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷 [@tesla_korea] [Tesla Korea 채용공고 - AI Chip Design Engineer] Tesla에서 세계 최고 수준의 대량 생산 AI 칩 개발에 함께할 인재를 찾습니다. 해당 프로젝트는 향후 세계에서 가장 높은 생산량을 기록할 AI 칩 아키텍처 개발을 목표로 합니다. 📌 모집 직무 AI Chip Design Engineer 📌 지원 방법 아래 내용을… https://x.com/i/web/status/2022852278307156448”

“Tesla self-driving now recognizes hand signals [@teslaeurope] FSD Supervised responds to hand gestures while squeezing through a tight lane in the Netherlands”

“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@TheJusticeDept] Today, @AGPamBondi announced charges against three individuals responsible for the violent destruction of Tesla properties. Read more: https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/attorney-general-pamela-bondi-announces-severe-charges-against-violent-tesla-arsonists”

“Thread on how safe Tesla cars are”

“Tesla self-driving saves a lot of lives – the statistics are unequivocal. That doesn’t mean it’s perfect, of course. Even when we improve safety 10X, saving 90% of the million lives lost in auto accidents every year, Tesla will still get sued for the 10% who did die. The 90% [@ElliotCohe74430] Tesla FSD just saved two lives on the highway. A man walked straight into traffic in heavy fog/rain at 65+ mph. The Model 3 spotted him and swerved safely. Could’ve been fatal for both the pedestrian and my cousin driving. Insane reaction time. Grateful for @elonmusk @Tesla”

“The Big Ugly Bill will INCREASE the deficit to $2.5 trillion! [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk “We have a $2 trillion deficit. It keeps growing. Our interest payments are higher than our defense department budget.””

“We’ve come a long way [@JonErlichman] 2008: Tesla gets $40 million lifeline. 2026: $40 million in sales every 3 hours”

“Cybertruck is the best vehicle Tesla has ever made so far [@cybertruck] Tight turns made easy”

“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@FBIDDBongino] FBI investigates attacks on Tesla dealerships, cars amid Musk protests https://www.axios.com/2025/03/20/tesla-attacks-fbi-investigates-vandalism-swatting”

“True [@teslaownersSV] If you’re using Starlink, you’re not just browsing the internet, you’re funding the Mars mission”

“New Tesla safety feature uploaded via over the air software update. Your car just got better while you slept.”

“@TeslaHype Less than Chuck Norris though”

“Shout out to the awesome Tesla global team. Thanks for working so hard to make Tesla successful!”

“Teslas will soon talk to people if you want. This is real. https://t.co/8AJdERX5qa”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Teslas are the safest cars on the road, but most people don’t know that”

“Map of the Tesla future world constructed at the @WBPictures studio”

“If you want to try a Tesla for a few days, you can rent one @Hertz”

“The Plaid Speed Model S Tesla does 0 to 60 mph in 2 seconds. Crushes any million dollar sports car, despite being a 4 door sedan.”

“Waiting for Dutch authorities and then the EU to approve. Very frustrating and hurts the safety of people in Europe, as driving with advanced Autopilot on results in four times fewer injuries! Please ask your governing authorities to accelerate making Tesla safer in Europe. [@LinkN01] It's ridiculous how they have Robotaxis in Austin without ANY driver, yet my Tesla here in Sweden is not even allowed to change lanes on the highway without me confirming with the turn signal 🤡”

“Congrats Tesla Plaid racing team!”

“Thanks Milan! You’ve built the Optimus team from nothing to the most sophisticated humanoid robot in the world.”

“Great work by @Tesla Nevada! [@teslaenergy] Congratulations Tesla Nevada team on building our 1,000,000th Powerwall Powering American homes, boosting energy independence, and strengthening U.S. manufacturing”

“😂 [@venturetwins] Incredible things happening with Grok voice mode in Teslas I love when it starts mocking him at the end 😂”

“Model 3 Performance is epic https://t.co/kyYRWFAF4X”

“🎯 [@teslaownersSV] “One thing that scares the system, that scares the machine, is that Donald Trump is not a puppet. He's a real person and he's not beholden to anyone and that's why they are trying to kill him.” Elon Musk )”

“I resisted AI for too long Living in denial Now it is game on @xAI @Tesla @SpaceX [@MarioNawfal] NVIDIA'S CEO: ELON IS A SUPERHUMAN, IT'S JUST UNBELIEVABLE Jensen Huang: "Just to put in perspective a supercomputer that you would build would take normally three years to plan. And then deliver the equipment it takes one year to get it all working. We're talking about 19”

“FSD 12.5.1 starts wide release today. Please connect your Tesla to WiFi to receive the update.”

“Ingredients are sourced from local farms [@niccruzpatane] One of the most impressive parts of Tesla’s Diner is the ingredients that they have sourced. This isn’t like any other fast food place. Tesla has sourced sustainable, organic ingredients that are actually good for you. Below is a list of where Tesla gets their ingredients”

“If you’re curious about Tesla, SpaceX & my general goings on, @WalterIsaacson is writing a biography”

“Congratulations Tesla & SpaceX on great 2019! You rock!! Looking forward to epic 2020 ♥️🚀🛰🚘☀️”

“@stevenmackeyman The reason I’m in America along with so many critical people who built SpaceX, Tesla and hundreds of other companies that made America strong is because of H1B. Take a big step back and FUCK YOURSELF in the face. I will go to war on this issue the likes of which you cannot…”

“That is the goal [@aerocopz] Elon Musk @elonmusk shows how his companies work for the benefit of humanity: "SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink, and The Boring Company are philanthropy. If you say philanthropy is love of humanity, they are philanthropy. Tesla is accelerating sustainable energy; this is philanthropy.”

“Tesla AI Day #2 on Aug 19. So many cool updates!”

“Welcome to the most interesting place on the Internet [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in 140 countries.”

“Model S goes to Plaid speed this week”

“You can now have a self-driving Tesla take you to SJC airport! [@Tesla_AI] Our Bay Area ride-hailing service now goes to SJC airport ✈️”