“@EvaFoxU @Tesla Sounds like we need to clear up a few things! Tesla won’t use this much net water on a daily basis. It’s possibly a rare peak usage case, but not an everyday event. Also, this is not a natural forest — it was planted for use as cardboard & only a small part will be used for GF4.”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@Erdayastronaut @TrevorMahlmann @Tesla V3 Supercharger deployment will accelerate considerably this year”
“@thirdrowtesla Blazing Saddles”
“Want to play The Witcher game on your Tesla? (you can already watch the show on Tesla Netflix theater)”
“@ICannot_Enough @thirdrowtesla Explains the sad lack of progress in candy research!”
“@vm_one1 @Exhaustedpengu1 @RationalEtienne Would like to take a moment to thank Michael & Ze’ev for helping Tesla. It was very hard work & both could’ve just rested on their laurels. Much appreciated 🍻.”
“@PicklePunchD @flcnhvy @thirdrowtesla @Gfilche @Sofiaan @Kristennetten @vincent13031925 Walk this way https://t.co/okyi7invhi https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dNTToXKgwZc”
“@flcnhvy @thirdrowtesla @Gfilche @Sofiaan @Kristennetten @vincent13031925 Great talking with @thirdrowtesla!”
“@thirdrowtesla Haha”
“@kekai Munro’s analysis of Tesla engineering is accurate, both pro & con. I think he will appreciate some elements of the Model Y body design.”
“@Teslarati Sorry, migh have brought the site down”
“@nntaleb Just saw this today. Tesla refunds in general should be easy to get electronically & certainly through customer service. Will he addressed.”
“T-shirt is bulletproof & makes u buff! https://t.co/wO0oAakclu https://t.co/8k1WvVO1sm https://shop.tesla.com/en_ca/product/men_s-cybertruck-bulletproof-tee?sku=7654399-00-A”
“@rhoehn @Tesla Thanks for mentioning! We should’ve done this ages ago.”
“Teslas will soon talk to people if you want. This is real. https://t.co/8AJdERX5qa”
“@thirdrowtesla True”
“@teslaownersSV Sure”
“♥️♥️ Tesla China Team ♥️♥️ Such amazing progress!!”
“At Tesla Giga Shanghai NSFW!! https://t.co/1yrPyzJQGZ”
“@APompliano @Tesla Fair piece by Stoll”
“@hot_rod_co @Tesla People talk about the products they *love*, that touch their heart & bring moments of joy”
“Congratulations Tesla & SpaceX on great 2019! You rock!! Looking forward to epic 2020 ♥️🚀🛰🚘☀️”
“@teslaownersSV @rhoehn Thanks all Tesla club members for helping out! Looking forward to seeing you there tomorrow. ❤️”
“@JaneidyEve Headed to Tesla Fremont factory tomorrow to help with vehicle deliveries”
“@Teslarati Hard to believe it’s almost time to retire Cargo Dragon after a decade of solid service”
“@EverydayTesla Yeah, engineering is ~90% of my time at SpaceX & about ~60% at Tesla”
“@Erdayastronaut Direct drive using several Tesla Plaid motors in parallel for SN1. Simpler, lighter & more fault tolerant. Rear flaps each need ~1.5 megawatts. It’s like moving the entire wing of an aircraft!”
“@TeslaGong @BrianGilbert_ @Tesla @AusTeslaOwners Tesla merch def needs some love, but too many fish to fry rn”
“@TeslaGong @BrianGilbert_ @Tesla @AusTeslaOwners Coming …”
“@ajtourville @Erdayastronaut Tesla uses that to wirebond cells to module current collectors. Is there a commercially available machine that can weld ~4mm full hard 301 stainless barrels & domes?”
“@teslaownersSV @TonyCrisostomo @Erdayastronaut Yeah”
“@vincent13031925 @Tesla @jsrdctz Amazing work by Tesla China team!! ❤️❤️”
“@BrianGilbert_ @Tesla @AusTeslaOwners Tesla app based payment will soon be rolled out WW. It’s tough making functionality work across so many regulatory domains.”
“@BrianGilbert_ @Tesla @AusTeslaOwners Is purchasing through the Tesla app not working?”
“@teslaownersSV @iam_preethi I def believe in the ethical treatment of animals & taking action of climate, but these are mostly separate moral issues”
“@EvaFoxU @TeslaHistorian @TeslaOwnersofMA @JohnnaCrider1 @vincent13031925 @boringcompany Nice”
“@teslaownersSV @iam_preethi Renewable energy production (solar, wind, geothermal), improving home insulation & electric transport will do the trick. Vegan/vegetarian helps a little, but isn’t critical. We should take the set of actions that maximize total public happiness!”
“@ingmutw @iam_preethi @Tesla Ok”
“@28delayslater @TeslaOwnersofMA @JohnnaCrider1 @vincent13031925 @boringcompany Slight tweak to the glass needed & then it should be good to go”
“@TeslaOwnersofMA @JohnnaCrider1 @vincent13031925 @boringcompany What is the platonic ideal of the perfect candy? Really feels like candy R&D hasn’t improved in ages. Damn candy oligarchs!! [shakes fist at sky]”
“@Snipergen @Tesla Sure. Trax will get much better & more fun. This is an alpha version.”
“@SMZGallagher @Tesla Sorry about this. We will do our best. The Tesla production & delivery teams have been working super hard.”
“@Erdayastronaut @teslaownersSV @Benioff Hopefully fully operational in 2020”
“@teslaownersSV @Benioff Boring Co is completing its first commercial tunnel in Vegas, going from Convention Center to Strip, then will work on other projects”
“@teslaownersSV Done by dawn”
“@Teslarati Activating engine two …”
“@flcnhvy @Sofiaan @Erdayastronaut The overarching goal of Tesla engineering is maximize area under user happiness curve”
“Just swipe down on Tesla nav button for car to automatically navigate to home, work or destination in calendar”
“@TesLatino @teslaownersSV @tesla_unplugged @TeslaOwnersofMA @Tesla @disneyplus @BenSullins If you enter a longer distance than range, system should autonav to optimal Superchargers along the way. Is it not doing this correctly?”
“@teslaownersSV @tesla_unplugged @TeslaOwnersofMA @Tesla @disneyplus @BenSullins Merry Christmas 🎄🎁😀 Hope you’re enjoying latest software update!”
