“@master_ov @flcnhvy @thirdrowtesla Good one”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@aaronbrighton @teslaownersSV @flcnhvy @thirdrowtesla Ok”
“@flcnhvy @thirdrowtesla AddLabel -> PersonDressedAsCone”
“@ajtourville @thirdrowtesla Certainly no problem for a 144 trillion operations per second computer to make ~15 steering/acceleration/braking maneuvers per second. That’s a trillion calculations between each output command.”
“@thirdrowtesla Humans drive using 2 cameras on a slow gimbal & are often distracted. A Tesla with 8 cameras, radar, sonar & always being alert can definitely be superhuman.”
“@thirdrowtesla Fine by me”
“@ForumTesla Ok”
“@rknapp_12 @Tesla @thirdrowtesla Coming soon”
“@ndrew_lawrence @thirdrowtesla 🤣🤣”
“@morgan_murphy @thirdrowtesla Puts our basic instincts on a roller coaster”
“@morgan_murphy @thirdrowtesla Twitter causes id sinuation”
“@flcnhvy @Sofiaan @Tesla That’s our goal!”
“@facts_tesla Amazing 🤣🤣”
“@TeslaGong Not a question of wanting to do it or not, but rather having anyone there to make sure it gets delivered & works”
“@thirdrowtesla Not true”
“@flcnhvy @Tesla Cool!”
“@BramJan75663351 @flcnhvy @Tesla Love that Gen Shinseki quote!”
“@TesLatino @thirdrowtesla Nice color”
“We’re adding this here catchy tune to the music maker in the Tesla!”
“@HenryFordNews @Tesla 👍”
“@NYCHealthSystem @Tesla You’re welcome!”
“@teslaownersSV @28delayslater @thirdrowtesla Tesla is on second rev of internal ventilator design. Will post an update on this tomorrow.”
“@steezyysosa @teslaownersSV @28delayslater @thirdrowtesla Yeah, about $35k with shipping & taxes”
“@teslaownersSV @28delayslater @thirdrowtesla Bought, but SpaceX is spooling up to manufacture proportional solenoid valves for Medtronic (confirmed as critical today with chair & CEO) https://t.co/zIuesSaXrZ”
“@28delayslater @thirdrowtesla First Medtronic units from Tesla getting installed in NY metro area. These are for worst case situations. https://t.co/xyFRZwv1M7”
“@jgrano305 @Kristennetten @brandonbernicky @thirdrowtesla Oh sure, good point. Will discuss with team & make available to buy in Tesla app.”
“@SamTalksTesla @brandonbernicky @thirdrowtesla Some progress”
“@Kristennetten @brandonbernicky @thirdrowtesla Yeah, probably July 1st”
“@brandonbernicky @thirdrowtesla Hoping to roll out traffic lights & stops to wide US release in a few weeks & probably WW release in Q3 (so many variations in each country!). Very important to make sure this is done right.”
“@thirdrowtesla Homelink is 3rd party hardware that increases cost of all cars, but only some people use it, so it’s only installed upon request. Long-term, garage openers are transitioning to WiFi-activated.”
“@rohanspatel @thirdrowtesla @NorthwellHealth @omead_a Northwell seems to be very pragmatic & sensible. Impressive work in difficult circumstances.”
“@ChrisDungeon @Tesla 🤔”
“@thirdrowtesla High quality critical feedback from Munro & Co is much appreciated!”
“@28delayslater @thirdrowtesla Weird that so many troll/bot accounts were activated to attack on this fake issue. Wonder who’s behind it.”
“@flcnhvy @28delayslater @thirdrowtesla Yeah, very important to provide C/BiPAP devices to *prevent* cases from becoming severe. Once severe (intratracheal intubation), survival rates are low.”
“@28delayslater @thirdrowtesla Invasive ventilators are for worst case patients. Survival rate at that point is low, as Gov Cuomo has pointed out. Nonetheless, we start delivery of intratracheal Medtronic units in NYC tonight.”
“@28delayslater @thirdrowtesla Exactly. Moreover, all hospitals were given exact specifications of Resmed & Philips ventilators before delivery & all confirmed they would be critical.”
“@28delayslater @thirdrowtesla Exactly”
“@thirdrowtesla Y has next-level upgrades, especially body castings & heat pump”
“@NYCHealthSystem @Tesla Happy we could be helpful! More available if needed.”
“We have extra FDA-approved ventilators. Will ship to hospitals worldwide within Tesla delivery regions. Device & shipping cost are free. Only requirement is that the vents are needed immediately for patients, not stored in a warehouse. Please me or @Tesla know.”
“@Teslarati @BocaChicaGal The legs extend & telescope out, so are longer than they seem, but not as long as they will be for SN4+”
“@teslaownersSV Seeing friends”
“@NYCMayor Biggest value Tesla is providing is precise delivery of ventilators exactly to the ICU where & when they’re needed. There are many ventilators in warehouses, but stuck in logistics/routing/paperwork issues.”
“@NYCMayor You’re most welcome. Credit to the Tesla team. Will do our best to help in any way.”
“@thirdrowtesla 🤣🤣”
“@thirdrowtesla Exactly. Douglas Adams knew what he was talking about.”
“@teslaownersSV @Teslarati Working on that with Medtronic. Given NY pressing needs, we’re delivering Resmed, Philips & Medtronic ventilators to NY hospitals starting tonight.”
“@flcnhvy @Tesla Giga New York will reopen for ventilator production as soon as humanly possible. We will do anything in our power to help the citizens of New York.”
“@enscand @PPathole @flcnhvy @Tesla Something weird happened at CDC yesterday. They changed the graph to include “estimated illness onset date”. This is a significantly less rigorous standard. https://t.co/Dz2Nio5ddi”
