“Announcing a revolutionary Tesla driving technology http://t.co/8QCmjGpLOR http://teslamotors.com/blog/pet-driving-cars”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“RT @Tesla: FSD Supervised makes an 8h drive feel like a 30 minute errand”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Starship isn’t just a rocket—it’s humanity’s ladder out of Kardashev Type 0.7 and straight toward a Type II civilization…”
“@teslaownersSV Thanks :)”
“@DrTeslaFSD @SawyerMerritt It’s like magic”
“@vicentes @teslaownersSV @Erdayastronaut Sorry, this is embarrassingly late. Two factor authentication via sms or authenticator app is going through final validation right now.”
“RT @DevinOlsenn: I do not drive anymore. Tesla Self-Driving does over 99% of my driving, and the only disengaging I do is for small nav is…”
“RT @TeslaKing420: Elon Ross and Crew 🎨 https://t.co/vVJbEE7Wgq”
“@TeslaTomMY1 @jimcramer Amazing 😂”
“@Teslaconomics A lot of people met or at least got to know someone on this platform. If you like their posts, good chance you’ll like the person too.”
“RT @cybertruck: Yep. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation … https://t.co/D85E3JDfg6”
“@UzakbayDaniyar Tesla Superchargers & service centers coming to Kazakhstan this year”
“@Teslaconomics No choice”
“@WifeDirtyTesla @DirtyTesLa 😂”
“RT @teslaownersSV: “I'm motivated by curiosity about the nature of the universe. You know, where are the aliens? Are there aliens? Where do…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: SpaceX rules 1. Make Requirements Less Dumb 2. Delete the Part or Process Step 3. Optimize 4. Accelerate 5. Automate h…”
“@jgrano305 @TeslaGong @mattkalin @kimbal Reduced size by ~3%, center line is more level & lower window sill height”
“@marialauraadr @teslaownersSV @cgpgrey Unfortunately, this has been necessary for many years, but hopefully not forever”
“@TesLatino Maybe August, not more than a few months”
“@Timsierramist @Tesla We don’t buy advertising”
“@NativeCACV @Tesla @omead_a You’re most welcome. We’re working on getting other types of PPE too. Ventilators should arrive within a few days.”
“@frozencanuck @ScaleyMurrsuit Lot on our plate, so it’s either get van gliders (no battery, powertrain or compute tech) from Daimler & produce sooner or do all & produce later. Not a big difference to total vehicles produced either way. Priority list is Model Y, solar roof tiles, pickup, semi, Roadster.”
“@davewolfusa @Tesla @SpaceX Exactly”
“RT @teslaownersSV: "Killing the demons in a video game, calms the demons in my mind." Elon Musk https://t.co/U98LEeqEea”
“@LivingTesla @Tesla Only external cameras are being used right now, so internal is not enabled. When it is enabled, we’ll add a setting to disable internal camera.”
“@teslaownersSV Imagine will advance in capabilities like lightning”
“@teslaownersSV ❤️”
“@Erdayastronaut @TheGledinator @w00ki33 @Teslarati The new design is metal”
“RT @teslaownersSV: We must get to Mars to ensure the long term consciousness of humanity. Made with Grok Imagine https://t.co/zlvubDdFuN”
“@Erdayastronaut @PatrickLac007 @AngelGPonce @Tesla Probably 5mph or 8 km/h”
“Review of performance version of dual motor Model S by @MotorTrend http://t.co/wSsbXFdv42 http://motortrend.com/roadtests/alternative/1411_2015_tesla_model_s_p85d_first_test/”
“RT @teslaownersSV: "Mars is critical to the long-term survival of consciousness." — Elon Mars https://t.co/uAvtAtx2sl”
“@flcnhvy @GerberKawasaki @thirdrowtesla Yes”
“RT @TeslaCharging: Free Supercharging temporarily enabled at Dammam, Saudi Arabia https://t.co/v1WJf2nV1k Jeddah, Saudi Arabia https://t.c… https://www.tesla.com/findus?bounds=27.045173710165056%2C50.7807197939453%2C25.73136530789154%2C49.29619220605468&location=448210”
“RT @tesla_na: Fried Pickles now available at Tesla Diner Los Angeles https://t.co/NWJf3kQHoI”
“RT @alojoh: I slowed the new Optimus video to 20% speed. I think you need to watch it slower to appreciate just how good Optimus has become…”
“@realHayman @Tesla Just behind the glovebox, which is, presumably, where the gloves are”
“@Teslaconomics Got to fund Mara somehow”
“@enn_nafnlaus @jpr007 @TesLatino @klwtts Indeed, but again like a parking lot, a battery having big “roads” tends to decrease number of “parking spaces” (ie stores less energy)”
“@therealcliffyb @Tesla Good point”
“RT @teslaownersSV: The Robovan is the future of transportation https://t.co/Kv3a3DUgda”
“RT @cybertruck: Pew pew https://t.co/cd9MfH8NNu”
“@teslaownersSV Yes!”
“RT @teslaownersSV: 🚨 NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang “Almost everything Elon Musk does, you want to be part of. My only regret with xA I—I didn’t i…”
“RT @tesla_na: FSD Supervised can see & react faster than you”
“RT @teslaeurope: In the German district of Bitburg-Pruem, we’re offering rides w/ FSD Supervised to citizens with no other means of transpo…”
“@teslaownerssv @JohnEG78 @TeslaChillMode @UNPLGD3 @MFrunker @ccteslaclub Hopefully next month”
“RT @aelluswamy: Tesla FSD is now rolling out to actual customers in the Netherlands!”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Elon Musk “A significant part of the problem is improving the technology that the government operates on. The U.S. go…”
“@pmarca Cybertruck and Starlink are something special, but maybe they don’t count as Big Tech”
