“Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology [@teslaownersSV] "Engineering is the closest thing to magic that exists in the world." Elon Musk”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Universal high income [@Tesla] Our mission is to build a world of amazing abundance”
“First Production Model 3 https://t.co/TCa2NSUNI3”
“Smaller government is the only way to restore your freedom [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk “The larger government gets, the less individual freedom you have. I think that's really the core thing. Your freedoms have just been eroded year after year with more and more government, laws and regulations and regulatory authorities. )”
“Son, this tactic is called “kiting the boss” [@teslaownersSV] Do you think about the Roman Empire ?”
“Partial list of hospitals to which Tesla sent ventilators https://t.co/sfI6yuUbrM”
“Tesla Model Y is now officially the world’s best-selling car for the third year in a row!”
“True [@teslaownersSV] If you’re using Starlink, you’re not just browsing the internet, you’re funding the Mars mission”
“And the worms are crawling to their pet politicians to save them [@teslaownersSV] “USAID is a ball of worms. There is no apple. And when there is no apple you just need to get rid of the whole thing. That's why it's got to go. It's beyond repair." Elon Musk)”
“True [@Tesla] While you sleep, your Tesla downloads a free software update that makes it better at supervised self driving”
“Tesla automatically shifts from forward to reverse [@Tesla] POV your car automatically shifts between Drive & Reverse during 3-point turns or when leaving a parking spot”
“And it continues [@teslaownersSV] The rate of improvement on the robot is absolutely insane”
“How to vote your Tesla shares [@SawyerMerritt] Here's how to vote in @Tesla's shareholder meeting: For $TSLA shareholders who use Fidelity: • To cast your vote online, you’ll need to search for a specific email in your inbox, which may be in your spam folder (same email address that is associated with your broker account).”
“Tesla Moth Mode (better late than never) https://t.co/Rcu87A8NkO”
“All design & engineering of the original @Tesla Roadster is now fully open source. Whatever we have, you now have. https://t.co/5d10soAYr8 https://service.tesla.com/roadster”
“Correct. My Tesla and SpaceX shares, which are almost all my “wealth”, only go up in value as a function of how much useful product those companies produce and service. This means my “wealth” can only increase due to producing more products and services for the public.… https://t.co/uerL0kbYV6 https://x.com/i/web/status/2006014310607167607 [@toly] 🧠🪱 Elons stocks aren’t wealth. If the number of Tesla shares doubled the world isn’t any richer. If the number of Tesla cars doubled, it’s measurably richer. For him to get to $1t in capital, he has to organize labor to set the means of production in motion to produce… https://x.com/i/web/status/2005960967042027656”
“Gork is funny 😂 @gork [@TSLAshareholder] Lmfao gork is so good”
“Wild to think that Tesla’s mass flux is ~4 million tons of complex manufactured goods”
“Why, thank you, sir! https://t.co/tealJWLSdP https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2022-04-18/elon-musk-in-defense-of-the-tesla-ceo-s-managerial-excellence”
“Tesla blows haha”
“Costa is committing crimes [@KanekoaTheGreat] Valerie Costa, the far-left activist behind the so-called "Tesla Takedown" fueling a spree of vandalism nationwide, proudly admits her campaign draws inspiration from Luigi Mangione. She labels Elon Musk's DOGE initiative as "criminal," even though Trump won both the popular…”
“Just lucky [@moment_mirthful] @luismbat The media said Tesla would fail. → Today, it’s worth $1.4 trillion. The media said SpaceX would fail. → Today, it dominates the space industry. The media said 𝕏 would fail. → Today, it’s the #1 source for news. They never stop lying, and they’re always wrong.”
“Yes [@teslaownersSV] At its heart, wokeness is divisive, exclusionary, and hateful. It basically gives mean people a shield to be mean and cruel, armored in false virtue. Elon Musk )”
“Congrats @Tesla team on making 9M cars! [@Tesla_Asia] Our 9 millionth vehicle globally has just rolled off the production line at Giga Shanghai 🎉 Thanks to our owners and supporters around the world ❤️”
“It is [@TSLA_inside_] Finally. After 18 months of patience, FSD is officially approved and live in the Netherlands. I’ve been driving with it for 2 days now. And the experience is on another level. It feels like the future unfolding in real time. The precision. The intelligence. The”
“Tesla is hardcore”
“True [@heydave7] Tesla's new Model Y is an amazing car. Smoother, quieter, better sound system, more refined, rear screen and controls, blind spot monitor, air-conditioned front seats, and much more. Well done Tesla team.”
“Tesla batteries are currently live & delivering power at 662 locations in Puerto Rico. Team is working 24/7 to activate several hundred more. https://t.co/OMu8qKJvLy https://x.com/nowthisnews/status/986646841503596544”
“Cybertruck in Baja https://t.co/v6pBnoQHPu https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1YqxoDNrdYZKv?t=1m58s”
“A tweet/post is how I initiated the dozen or so startups that constitute Tesla. Tesla has made very few acquisitions. Our growth is ~90% organic. We didn’t “play to our core strengths”, we created core strengths from nothing. [@WholeMarsBlog] The tweet Ashok responded to that got him hired at Tesla”
“Tesla Solar + Powerwall battery enables consumers to be their own utility”
“Yeah, it’s outrageous! [@DefiyantlyFree] . @elonmusk ActBlue and other Democrat dark money is paying for vandalism at Tesla among other destabilizing anti-American communist crap. The Democratic Party has completely lost its way, and it is now made up of criminals and thugs who have obliterated normal political…”
“Tesla with Autopilot engaged now approaching 10 times lower chance of accident than average vehicle”
“Changing Tesla horn sound to 🐐”
“Congrats Tesla Team on over 200,000 car built & delivered in Q2, despite many challenges!!”
“Thanks Tesla suppliers for providing us with critical parts!”
““All your based are belong to us” – Cybertruck”
“Change your horn sound to 🐐, 🐍🎷, 💨 or holiday jingles with latest Tesla software update!”
“💯 violent terrorism [@shaunmmaguire] Rampant domestic terrorism against Teslas SWATTING conservative influencers Vehement protesting and lawfare against the deportations of violent criminals This is not freedom of speech or Democratically aligned self-expression This is anarchoterrorism”
“🇫🇷 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in France”
“That’s a big factor [@teslaownersSV] "Grok feels more human, because it is tutored by humans on 𝕏." Elon Musk”
“Test drive a Cybertruck It will blow your mind [@cybertruck] Cybertruck is alien technology”
“Tesla self-driving massively improves your quality of life and safety for the thousands of life hours you’re in a car [@jamesdouma] Frequent travel between SF and LA has been an enormous drain on my time and energy for 25 years. FSD has nearly eliminated it. This technology has significantly improved my quality of life.”
“Cool [@Seanfrank] Internet has been out for 24 hours. A squirrel chewed the fiber line I’m told. Could be 48 hours until it comes back. Went to Best Buy, bought a starlink, and literally 5 minutes later I’m back online. Now, I’ll use this internet to buy a Tesla.”
“Tesla opening Megapack factory in Shanghai to supplement output of Megapack factory in California”
“Yes [@teslaownersSV] If you’re using Starlink, you’re not just browsing the internet, you’re funding the Mars mission”
“They have committed serious crimes. [@VigilantFox] NEW: Kevin O’Leary delivers a harsh reality check to Tesla car burners: You’re going to “rot in hell in prison.” “And frankly, as far as I’m concerned, that’s okay,” he said. O’Leary left no room for debate, making it clear that there’s zero justification for the destruction:”
“I am confident at this point that restoring full body functionality is possible with @neuralink [@teslaownersSV] Neuralink Breakthrough- “It’s Physically Possible to Restore Full Body Functionality” — Elon Musk”
“I wrote this 8 years ago https://t.co/r9GdXpUDe2 https://www.tesla.com/blog/master-plan-part-deux”
“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@FBIDirectorKash] The FBI has been investigating the increase in violent activity toward Tesla, and over the last few days, we have taken additional steps to crack down and coordinate our response. This is domestic terrorism. Those responsible will be pursued, caught, and brought to justice.”
