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The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
““All your based are belong to us” – Cybertruck”
“Change your horn sound to 🐐, 🐍🎷, 💨 or holiday jingles with latest Tesla software update!”
“💯 violent terrorism [@shaunmmaguire] Rampant domestic terrorism against Teslas SWATTING conservative influencers Vehement protesting and lawfare against the deportations of violent criminals This is not freedom of speech or Democratically aligned self-expression This is anarchoterrorism”
“🇫🇷 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in France”
“That’s a big factor [@teslaownersSV] "Grok feels more human, because it is tutored by humans on 𝕏." Elon Musk”
“Test drive a Cybertruck It will blow your mind [@cybertruck] Cybertruck is alien technology”
“Tesla self-driving massively improves your quality of life and safety for the thousands of life hours you’re in a car [@jamesdouma] Frequent travel between SF and LA has been an enormous drain on my time and energy for 25 years. FSD has nearly eliminated it. This technology has significantly improved my quality of life.”
“Cool [@Seanfrank] Internet has been out for 24 hours. A squirrel chewed the fiber line I’m told. Could be 48 hours until it comes back. Went to Best Buy, bought a starlink, and literally 5 minutes later I’m back online. Now, I’ll use this internet to buy a Tesla.”
“Tesla opening Megapack factory in Shanghai to supplement output of Megapack factory in California”
“Yes [@teslaownersSV] If you’re using Starlink, you’re not just browsing the internet, you’re funding the Mars mission”
“They have committed serious crimes. [@VigilantFox] NEW: Kevin O’Leary delivers a harsh reality check to Tesla car burners: You’re going to “rot in hell in prison.” “And frankly, as far as I’m concerned, that’s okay,” he said. O’Leary left no room for debate, making it clear that there’s zero justification for the destruction:”
“I am confident at this point that restoring full body functionality is possible with @neuralink [@teslaownersSV] Neuralink Breakthrough- “It’s Physically Possible to Restore Full Body Functionality” — Elon Musk”
“I wrote this 8 years ago https://t.co/r9GdXpUDe2 https://www.tesla.com/blog/master-plan-part-deux”
“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@FBIDirectorKash] The FBI has been investigating the increase in violent activity toward Tesla, and over the last few days, we have taken additional steps to crack down and coordinate our response. This is domestic terrorism. Those responsible will be pursued, caught, and brought to justice.”
“Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks. This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what's the point? Happy New Month! https://t.co/YcouvFz6Y1”
“Optimus will eliminate poverty and provide universal high income for all [@MarioNawfal] ELON: OPTIMUS WILL ULTIMATELY BE BETTER THAN THE BEST HUMAN SURGEON “People often talk about eliminating poverty, about giving everyone amazing medical care. Well, there's actually only one way to do that, and that's with the Optimus robot. With humanoid robots, you can”
“Congratulations Tesla team on a great year!!”
“Tesla Goes Bankrupt Palo Alto, California, April 1, 2018 -- Despite intense efforts to raise money, including a last-ditch mass sale of Easter Eggs, we are sad to report that Tesla has gone completely and totally bankrupt. So bankrupt, you can't believe it.”
“#1 in the USA! [@teslaownersSV] The people have spoken 𝕏 is now the #1 news app in the USA”
“Don’t want to brag, but if couch surfing was a sport, I’d win [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk is a legend. The greatest couch surfer of all time”
“Starlink provides an Internet connection in flight that is on par with ground Internet speed & latency [@teslaownersSV] MrBeast says once enough airlines offer Starlink, he’ll only book those flights: “Extra layover? Don’t care—there’s Starlink. I’ll sit anywhere for it. Starlink is amazing.” He adds: “Most people haven’t used it, but in Antarctica it was our only signal. On a four-hour drive”
“And open to the public! [@muskonomy] 🚨BREAKING: Elon Musk just confirmed it "A Tesla Diner is coming to Starbase!" After a fan asked for a retro-style drive-in near the spaceport, Elon replied: “Ok””
“Try voice command “open butthole” on your Tesla”
“Yup [@JessePeltan] I don’t think it’s actually humanly possible to spend less time at Buc-ee’s than it takes to supercharge. I’ve made this drive in a gas vehicle and a Tesla. You just plug it in and go inside. No fiddling with a payment screen. No waiting for your tank to fill and reparking.”
“!! [@nataliegwinters] 🧵 How USAID funds are being used to train Democrat’s Trump/Tesla protests”
“Optimus V3 is something special [@cb_doge] Tesla Optimus’ progress over time.”
“Hey @maddow, why the lie? [@SawyerMerritt] Tonight, Rachel Maddow led her show with a hit piece against the Cybertruck & Elon, suggesting the proposed $400M for armored Teslas was an example of "self-dealing." Yet she conveniently left out that the procurement list was revised in Dec 2024, when Biden was President. The… )”
“Tesla self-driving is smooth [@aelluswamy] FSD’s been prepared for this one”
“And there is a clear path to a doubling of performance on all metrics for AI6 within 10 to 12 months of AI5 shipping [@XFreeze] Elon Musk: At Tesla, we basically had two different chip programs: one Dojo and one. Dojo on the training side, and then what we call AI4, it's just our inference chip The AI4 is what's currently shipping in all vehicles, and we're finalizing the design of AI5, which will be an”
“Cool 😎 [@Rob_2628] Picked up my new Tesla from GigaBerlin. Great range & super smooth on Deutsche Autobahn! Gute Arbeit @Tesla”
“The Model 3 is such a fun car [@Tesla] 10 years of Model 3 The car that started the EV revolution”
“Congrats Giga Shanghai on making millionth car! Total Teslas made now over 3M. https://t.co/2Aee6slCuv”
“Good Tesla self-driving demo. It’s true, buying anything except a Tesla will seem like buying a horse & buggy.”
“Cybertruck can power your house for 3 days from its battery pack [@cybertruck] I can power your home for up to 3 days during an outage Powershare Home Backup is now $510 less https://shop.tesla.com/product/powershare-home-backup”
“Poverty is an engineering problem [@tetsuoai] I see poverty as more of an engineering problem than an unsolvable social issue. With Grok and Optimus, we could solve the labor shortage, drive costs to near zero, and create a future where poverty is statistically irrelevant. The scale of whats coming over the next decade is”
“This is going to be awesome 😎 [@teslaownersSV] Cybercab is individualized point-to-point autonomous transport”
“Yes [@teslaownersSV] “Elon Musk Instead of buying an island or a yacht, he wants to keep putting his chips on the table. He decides he wants to send a rocket to Mars. His friends were like, ‘What are you talking about?’ And Elon says, ‘If we don’t become a spacefaring civilization, human”
“Cybertruck is so awesome. Until you’ve tried it out, you have no idea, because there’s nothing like it. Best product Tesla has ever made to date. [@cybertruck] Cybertruck is extremely comfortable on long trips especially thanks to: – Minimal body roll – Comfort Mode on FSD (gentler acceleration & braking, softer damping, smoother handling) – Air suspension + self-leveling keeping the truck flat even with load”
“Compared to diesel, Tesla Semi trucks have a lot more acceleration, uphill power and computer-controlled safety features like jackknifing protection, so both more fun and safer to drive”
“Interesting [@DefiyantlyFree] 🧵🧵Indivisible is definitely the ring leader of the Tesla Takedown domestic terrorism movement. They are the main organizers, they host the weekly calls to lay out their plans. Today was one of them. The call was one hour and ten mins and had some very interesting moments. I”
“This email is a very basic pulse check [@MrTeslaTom] Proud to say I once had to send Elon an email detailing what I had done and was planning to do. His reply was “sounds good, carry on”. It ain’t that hard. Send the e-mail. )”
“A Tesla with no safety monitor in the car and me sitting in the passenger seat took me all around Austin on Sunday with perfect driving”
“Yes! [@teslaownersSV] “Physics should be taught with the majesty and beauty it deserves.” Elon Musk”
“Play your favorite song in a Tesla & turn the volume to 11 You will see. You will feel.”
“Nothing else matters if birth rate is far below replacement rate [@teslaownersSV] “USA birth rate has been below min sustainable levels for ~50 years” Elon Musk”
“Tesla Model Y price will rise by $1000 in a few weeks”
“Tesla will make fabulous short shorts in radiant red satin with gold trim”
“Yup 😂 [@teslaownersSV] Yes this is real. The Robotaxi network expanded and costs $6.90 per ride.”
“Better truck than an F-150, faster than a Porsche 911. Order Cybertruck online at https://t.co/hltT8dg2NO https://www.tesla.com/cybertruck/design#battery”
