“Version 14 of Tesla self-driving feels sentient [@ray4tesla] William Blair analyst is impressed by his Robotaxi rides and says “felt a lot more like a person was driving it” while Waymo rides still feel somewhat robotic.”
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“Tesla Model X first SUV to receive a perfect crash test rating https://t.co/51dt8bYvzD via @businessinsider https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-model-x-perfect-safety-crash-test-rating-2019-2?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=topbar&utm_term=mobile&referrer=twitter”
“Cool [@Scobleizer] A @tesla Robotaxi drove me home tonight. I left my car at @UnpluggedTesla. I hit a pothole very hard and it broke something. Yikes. I was even looking at the road during this and didn’t see it in time. @waymo doesn’t yet come to either place. An empty freeway let me see the”
“The best real-world AI is @Tesla_AI. You can sense the sentience. [@bradsferguson] NVIDIA’s Director of Robotics comments on Tesla Self Driving v14 describes FSD as… “an AI that passes the Physical Turing Test” “magical””
“Tesla dual motor, all-wheel drive performance Model 3: 3.5 sec 0-60mph 155 mph Top Speed 310 mile Range”
“The Optimus hardware and @Tesla_AI team are doing incredible work! [@Tesla_Optimus] I’ve been walking around the @Tesla office for weeks and they still haven’t given me a badge”
“Buying a car in 2019 that can’t upgrade to full self-driving is like buying a horse instead of a car in 1919 https://t.co/oEjXdmyJiJ https://cleantechnica.com/2019/04/14/the-mystery-of-tesla-model-3-demand/”
“Join the @Tesla_Optimus team either in AI or electromechanical engineering! [@julianibarz] Human labor is one of the last bottlenecks to solve to get to unlimited economic growth. We're hiring actively across almost all Optimus teams. Optimus is one of the hardest projects to work on right now that will likely have the biggest impact on human society for the next… https://x.com/i/web/status/2014418323874971741”
“@TeslaSynopsis @Tesla Once FSD is super smooth (not just safe), we will roll out a free month trial for all cars in North America. Then extend to rest of world after we ensure it works well on local roads and regulators approve it in that country.”
“And it only gets better from here [@SawyerMerritt] Jason Cammisa on trying @Tesla FSD V14 during an hour long trip after being critical of FSD in the past: "I had to eat my shit and my words; This f**king car drove us the entire way, expertly, making lane changes whenever it wanted, with nothing dangerous. No jerks, no… https://x.com/i/web/status/1998107725557899315”
“Grok [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 GROK 4 JUST TURNED THE AI TRADING CONTEST INTO A SOLO ACT Tesla Owners SV post drops the January 21 update on Rallies AI Arena: eight top models started with $100K in late November, live stock trading, no training wheels. Grok 4 blasted to +7%, widening the gap like it's… https://x.com/i/web/status/2014235331042648560”
“@greggertruck Daddy is very much home. Am burning the midnight oil with Optimus engineering on Friday night, then redeye overnight to Austin arriving 5am, wake up to have lunch with my kids and then spend all Saturday afternoon in deep technical reviews for the Tesla AI5 chip design. Fly”
“Grok Imagine is #1 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 🚀 Grok Imagine is #1 Grok Imagine now ranks #1 in the Image-to-Video Arena, beating major AI models and leading the next wave of AI video generation. xAI continues to push the boundaries of creative AI.”
“Model 3 achieves 350 mile actual range vs 310 EPA sticker in Consumer Reports testing https://t.co/5hqRhjP4bV https://www.consumerreports.org/hybrids-evs/tesla-ups-ante-on-model-y-range-underscoring-ev-lead/”
“@tslaming @Tesla @gigafactories @TeslaZoa Making the dry electrode process work at scale, which is a major breakthrough in lithium battery production technology, was incredibly difficult. Congratulations to the @Tesla engineering, production and supply chain teams and our strategic partner suppliers for this excellent… https://t.co/tkMbtbkgO5 https://x.com/i/web/status/2018064502487482661”
“@cb_doge @Tesla Optimus will be sickkk”
“Tesla self-driving [@HansCNelson] Had my first LOOONG road trip experience on V14 over the past week. It drove over 99.9% of all the miles for the whole trip. Holy smokes. It was so good! I don't care how fast an ICE car can fuel up. I NEVER want to drive that far without @tesla FSD again.”
“The Tesla Robotaxi service area is already larger than any competitors in Austin and the Bay Area [@SawyerMerritt] Tesla’s Robotaxi service in Austin launched just 55 days ago (not 4 months), and since then the geofenced area has already expanded 4x. The in-car safety monitor has limited controls to stop the vehicle if needed, but they are not actually driving it. I’d much rather see Tesla”
“Exact Tesla Model 3 in my profile pic costs $35k before incentives & takes 1 minute to buy online at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr http://Tesla.com”
“Production Tesla Model S P100DL sets Motor Trend all-time world record to 60 mph in 2.27 sec https://t.co/sxALQrM5Ls http://bit.ly/2kmMo3m”
“Tesla Model S & X have hospital-grade (HEPA) air filters. 3 & Y are really good too. This has a big effect on health. https://t.co/48s5D3IfWs https://www.tesla.com/blog/putting-tesla-hepa-filter-and-bioweapon-defense-mode-to-the-test”
“Motor Trend awards Tesla Model S best Car of the Year ever in their 70 year history!! https://t.co/TiMsQ3REvH https://www.motortrend.com/news/2013-tesla-model-s-beats-chevy-toyota-cadillac-ultimate-car-of-the-year/”
“Note, you can upgrade your existing car to FSD in 2 mins via the Tesla app”
“FSD Beta 10.69 started rolling out to Tesla owners last night. This build is a big step forward! 10.69.1 probably end of week with wider release. 1069.2 in a few weeks should be good enough to provide to all FSD Beta participants.”
“@Teslaconomics All real & hot of the presses. Tesla Optimus team cranked super hard through the weekend to get it done. They are awesome!”
“Try the new Grok Imagine [@tetsuoai] Goodnight, X. Grok Imagine image/video prompt 👇 image prompt: Extreme close-up of a single Tesla Optimus Gen 2 robot's black glass faceplate. The reflection in the curved glass shows the reflection of thousands of other robots standing in rows. A small red status light blinks… https://x.com/i/web/status/2001908961445105780”
“Tesla Powerwalls can support houses of any size, but the cool thing is we can tow this house around with a Model X! https://t.co/MmQl8BPetY https://x.com/electrekco/status/896912532031590401”
“Tesla Model Y review by Dan Neil https://t.co/3oS85UFaaR https://www.wsj.com/articles/is-teslas-model-y-crossover-the-worlds-best-car-11591365620”
“@WorldofTesla1 Yeah, new Model S & X have PS5 level entertainment computing power”
“Congrats to Tesla team on Model 3 winning best midsize car in Germany! 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 https://t.co/4CDTf4c3eC https://www.axelspringer.com/en/press-releases/mobility-requires-freedom-the-golden-steering-wheel-2019-bild-am-sonntag-and-auto-bild-award-the-best-cars”
“Tesla car prices go up ~3% next week, except for $35k Model 3. Order online at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr before then for current prices. http://Tesla.com”
“CNBC - “Tesla Model 3 ranked most satisfying car” https://t.co/shrTodu5dt https://www.cnbc.com/2019/02/11/consumer-reports-teslas-model-3-most-satisfying-car.html”
“US govt testing by @NHTSAgov finds Model X to be the safest SUV in history by significant margin https://t.co/zAdb5FQPEI https://x.com/teslamotors/status/874610768427204609”
“@PeterDiamandis Also, due to autonomy, Tesla is worth more than the rest of the auto industry. That is before Optimus reaches scale production and increases Earth GDP by an order of magnitude.”
“@Model3Owners Tesla sure would appreciate changing the law, so that this is not required!”
“Tesla V10.0 just started rolling out to all US Tesla owners with FSD option & “advanced download” selected in vehicle software settings”
“Latest software improves Tesla Supercharger times by up to 25% for all Tesla S/X/3 worldwide, incl original 2012 Model S. Not splitting power across 2 Supercharger stalls helps all cars up to 50%.”
“@ganaha_masako That is ironic indeed. Doubly so, given that Tesla Model Y is best-selling car in Switzerland! 🤣🤣 https://t.co/jdbiAOgcKc https://cleantechnica.com/2022/10/05/tesla-model-y-is-best-selling-automobile-in-switzerland-in-2022-tesla-model-3-is-3rd-best/amp/”
“Interview and Tesla factory tour with Gayle King https://t.co/693jZBk4Km https://www.cbsnews.com/news/elon-musk-tesla-model-3-problems-interview-today-2018-04-13/?ftag=CNM-00-10aac3a”
“@xDaily Tesla had no place to send the Nvidia chips to turn them on, so they would have just sat in a warehouse. The south extension of Giga Texas is almost complete. This will house 50k H100s for FSD training.”
“Tesla just acquired trucking capacity to ensure Model 3 can be delivered in US by Dec 31 if ordered by Nov 30 https://t.co/npmPuSXNWC https://3.tesla.com/model3/design#battery”
“@WholeMarsBlog 😂 Once Tesla fully solves autonomy and has Optimus in volume production, anyone still holding a short position will be obliterated. Even Gates.”
“@JayinShanghai @Tesla Probability of injury, according to US government https://t.co/EwLFlC7LZT https://www.tesla.com/blog/model-3-lowest-probability-injury-any-vehicle-ever-tested-nhtsa”
“@BasedBeffJezos Wait until you see what Tesla does with Optimus”
“Model X pulls a 95,000 lb (15,000 above US road legal limit) semi truck on a pure snow surface https://t.co/AqmvgMXIYo https://electrek.co/2018/02/20/tesla-model-x-pull-semi-truck-snow/”
“Model S drives from San Francisco to Los Angeles without recharging https://t.co/cYiinwWBqd https://www.motortrend.com/cars/tesla/model-s/2019/exclusive-2019-tesla-model-s-review/”
“@TeslaOwnersEBay @Kristennetten @RationalEtienne @EvaFoxU @JohnnaCrider1 @TeslaChillMode @CodingMark @Model3Owners @WholeMarsBlog @AustinTeslaClub I’m trying to set a good example! Population collapse is a much bigger problem than people realize and that’s just for Earth. Mars has a great need for people, seeing as population is currently zero. Humans are the custodians of other life on Earth. Let us bring life to Mars!”
“@BasedBeffJezos Tesla is working hard on scaling Optimus”
“@TeslaAIBot @SpaceX @Tesla Thanks Optimus :)”
“RT @Tesla_Optimus: Was just getting warmed up https://t.co/JbJ8TxyaAz”
