The tweet archive.

“Fallout Shelter is on your Tesla. Tap the Entertainment button.”

“@tesladri @ID_AA_Carmack @lexfridman Should be happening soon”

“@jackfarrington @Tesla Good point”

“@teslavibes Couldn’t agree more — major software improvements are already in place to extend its life & more coming”

“@brandonbernicky @WholeMarsBlog Releasing private beta in 2 to 4 weeks, public beta (early access owners who opt in) 4 to 6 weeks after that, then all US Tesla owners mid December. Above schedule is contingent upon not encountering major unexpected setbacks.”

“Bitte arbeiten Sie bei Tesla Giga Berlin! Es wird super Spaß machen!!”

“@MonicaLewinsky Try a Tesla & you’re welcome to give it back if you decide you prefer a Subaru”

“@DisruptResearch Tesla is best understood as a collection of about a dozen startups, mostly in series, increasingly in parallel. Every product line & new production system was invented. Instead of playing chess with the same pieces as everyone else, create new pieces.”

“@DisruptResearch Tesla R&D productivity is exceptionally good due to the caliber of engineering talent”

“Tesla Model S & X have hospital-grade (HEPA) air filters. 3 & Y are really good too. This has a big effect on health. https://t.co/48s5D3IfWs https://www.tesla.com/blog/putting-tesla-hepa-filter-and-bioweapon-defense-mode-to-the-test”

“@RBReich All Tesla workers also get stock, so their compensation increased proportionately. You are a modern day moron.”

“@Teslarati Rawlinson didn’t design Model S. Prototype was done before he joined & he left us in the lurch just as things got tough, which was not cool. He did make some contributions to body/chassis engineering, but not to powertrain, battery, electronics or software.”

“If you bombard Earth with enough photons, eventually it emits a Tesla (AK)”

“Model 3 rated as most reliable car”

“@sara_boutall @Tesla 🤣🤣”

“@StefanTPeterson @Tesla Trust ur butt haha”

“@teslaownersSV @justpaulinelol https://t.co/0CKVHrmtf1”

“@teslaownersSV @justpaulinelol https://t.co/QoBVXGQ8Fz”

“@SamTalksTesla @Teslarati If some company has solved a useful thing that we can just buy, that would be great! It’s so much work to create our own tech. We develop new tech, because we have to, not because we want to.”

“@Teslarati Tesla Germany designed & built the vaccine RNA printers for CureVac, but, subject to some CureVac IP, they could be made for other companies too”

“@teslaownersSV @justpaulinelol Yeah, he sent it to me through a mutual physics prof friend at Caltech/CERN. Very basic stuff. https://t.co/CI2DZEGjcB”

“@kulpability @tlowdon @EthicalSkeptic One person at Tesla (out of 60,000) was hospitalized in serious condition (he caught cov2 at home, not work), no deaths. I called his wife & Hayward hospital to make sure he was getting the right treatment, but which he was.”

“@tlowdon @EthicalSkeptic Some of the tests we initially tried at Tesla were ~50% false positive, including some from major medical device companies. Too many testing methods were approved too quickly. Wouldn’t blame the FDA, though. Public was demanding fast test approval.”

“@flcnhvy @DJSnM Neuralink this month & Tesla next month, SpaceX probably October. We will have made a lot of progress by then. Might have a prototype booster hop done by then.”

“@GerberKawasaki @Tesla Thanks to a smart and hardworking team at Tesla. These sure are wild times …”

“@Teslarati Much appreciated. This was a serious attack.”

“@Teslarati Tesla brake lights are powered by a miniverse inside a microverse https://t.co/aduoTl537T https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oMfEHRIPgz8”

“@Erdayastronaut @Tesla No, we’re focused on developing new products & scaling production”

“@jwangARK @wintonARK Very different computers are needed for training vs inference. FSD is mostly Int8, but Dojo is de facto FP32 (feels like FP32, but actually FP16 with boring bits truncated) so we don’t need to rewrite all the training software. It should work almost immediately.”

“@tesla_addicted @Erdayastronaut No & not possible at this scale”

“More fun games coming soon to ur Tesla”

“New Tesla feature coming that enables your car to play snake jazz or Polynesian elevator music through its outside speakers wherever you go”

“@TeslaTested That’s an error in Canada. The lease payment is specifically lower than loan financing, as Tesla expects to repossess the car. This is essentially a bet on residual value. If you believe residual value will rise, buy on loan, if you think it will drop, then lease.”

“@Teslarati We really need a bigger one, so adults can squeeze in too. Guaranteed to make a party more fun. Works well with flamethrowers!”

“@PPathole The “early investor” part of Tesla is wrong. That bs has been pushed by Eberhard (worst person I’ve ever worked with and that’s saying something!) for years.”

“Cybertruck option package”

“@EuricSanti @luisabinader @Tesla Thank you, Tesla is most honored!”

“https://t.co/mDoPO17YB9 http://Tesla.com/solar”

“@flcnhvy @ICannot_Enough @Tesla This is out of our hands, so hard to predict. Maybe on order of 10 billion km of real world driving will be enough to convince regulators.”

“@teslaownersSV @PPathole @ICannot_Enough @flcnhvy @Tesla A lot of work remains. Technically, we have it working in sim with FPGAs at ~0.01% capability. This will be a true supercomputer.”

“@PPathole @ICannot_Enough @flcnhvy @Tesla Dojo is still being built. Maybe a year or so from V1.0.”

“@ICannot_Enough @flcnhvy @Tesla Autopilot was trapped in a local maximum, labeling single camera images uncorrelated in time. Now, it is not.”

“@ICannot_Enough @flcnhvy @Tesla Your insights over the years have been excellent. That’s approximately right.”

“@teslaownersSV Ok”

“@flcnhvy @teslaownersSV Exactly”

“@Kristennetten @teslaownersSV @Erdayastronaut Also definitely coming haha. Will only be on relatively recent cars, as we didn’t have an outside speaker until about a year ago. Can change inside sound easily.”

“@vicentes @teslaownersSV @Erdayastronaut Sorry, this is embarrassingly late. Two factor authentication via sms or authenticator app is going through final validation right now.”

“@Erdayastronaut This is what I meant by “4D” https://t.co/xpX7j5SnPy https://www.tesmanian.com/blogs/tesmanian-blog/tesla-published-a-patent-generating-ground-truth-for-machine-learning-from-time-series-elements”

“@Erdayastronaut The FSD improvement will come as a quantum leap, because it’s a fundamental architectural rewrite, not an incremental tweak. I drive the bleeding edge alpha build in my car personally. Almost at zero interventions between home & work. Limited public release in 6 to 10 weeks.”

“Tesla is developing a NN training computer called Dojo to process truly vast amounts of video data. It’s a beast! Please consider joining our AI or computer/chip teams if this sounds interesting.”