“@OwenSparks_ @TeslaNY Actually true haha”
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“@TeslaNY Basically, our entire product roadmap is from Spaceballs 🤣🤣”
“@TeslaGong Yes”
“Model S Plaid delivery pushed to June 10. Needs one more week of tweak. This car feels like a spaceship. Words cannot describe the limbic resonance.”
“@Model3Owners Tesla sure would appreciate changing the law, so that this is not required!”
“@Astro_Elliott @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Aiming to have hot gas thrusters on booster for first orbital flight”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge Pure vision Autopilot is now rolling out in North America. There will be an update of this production release in 2 weeks, then FSD beta V9.0 (also pure vision) a week later. FSD subscription will be enabled around the same time.”
“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 Exactly 🤣🤣”
“@flcnhvy @thatdogegirl @WhatsupFranks @TeslaGong Becoming multiplanetary is one of the greatest filters. Only now, 4.5 billion years after Earth formed, is it possible. How long this window to reach Mars remains open is uncertain. Perhaps a long time, perhaps not. In case it is the latter, we should act now.”
“@teslaownersSV This will actually be able to fly very briefly. I always laughed at flying cars & now making one. Fate 🖤 irony haha.”
“@AstroJordy @Tesla We can’t wait to build this crazy truck! It’s a total rethink of vehicle mechanical architecture & production methods, so super hard project, but worthwhile in the end.”
“@BTCsessions @TeslaGong @wintonARK Achieving truly decentralized finance – power to the people – is a noble & important goal. Layer count depends on projected bandwidth & compute, both rising rapidly, which means single layer network can carry all human transactions in future imo. For now, Lightning is needed.”
“@TeslaGong @wintonARK Ideally 0.1kWh, calculated as total energy used by system divided by max transaction rate”
“@BLKMDL3 @TeslaGong @wintonARK Yes, with the SpaceX rocket thruster option package. It will be safe, but very intense. Probably not wise for those with a medical condition – same as a hardcore roller coaster.”
“@TeslaGong @wintonARK Bitcoin hashing (aka mining) energy usage is starting to exceed that of medium-sized countries. Almost impossible for small hashers to succeed without those massive economies of scale.”
“@TeslaOwnersEBay @AustinTeslaClub @Kristennetten @Tesla @TeslaChillMode @CodingMark @EvaFoxU @RationalEtienne @28delayslater @WholeMarsBlog 🤣🤣”
“@heydave7 A longtime Tesla supporter gave me the Doge dollar sticker at Giga Berlin”
“@thatdogegirl @WhatsupFranks @TeslaGong Worth reading”
“@WhatsupFranks @TeslaGong Currency is already digital! Decentralized crypto is an attempt to wrest power of currency dilution (pernicious form of taxation) & capital controls from governments. That said, I sure hope the cure is better than the disease! Mars/AI are essential to passing the great filter/s.”
“@xSharknado @DogecoinRise @TeslaGong 🤣🤣”
“@DogecoinRise @TeslaGong Es wurde mir in deutschland gegeben”
“@TeslaGong That is my gaming laptop, which has never had a sticker until now”
“@Teslarati Diess is right. Hydrogen is a staggeringly dumb form of energy storage for cars. Barely worth considering it for a rocket upper stage, which is its most compelling use.”
“Tesla Model S Plaid delivery event June 3 at our California factory Fastest production car ever 0 to 60mph in under 2 secs”
“@TeslaNY @Petersen_Museum @Tesla Production article will look different (better)”
“Tesla has 💎 🙌”
“Aiming for extreme precision with next gen Model Y – microns, not millimeters”
“@vincent13031925 Going through all aspects of next gen Model Y production system with team. Lot of talented people at Giga Berlin. This place will rock!”
“@BTC_Archive To clarify speculation, Tesla has not sold any Bitcoin”
“@TeslaHype Coming soon. Sorry for the delay!”
“@teslaownersSV 3/4 of the way around the Earth”
“@Dreamweaver2oh @garyblack00 I think we’re maybe a month or two away from wide beta. But these things are hard to predict accurately. The work we had to do for pure vision driving was needed for FSD, so much more progress has been made than it would seem.”
“@flcnhvy @garyblack00 End of year, along with FSD, provided we get regulatory approval. Smart Summon is just a subset of FSD.”
“@garyblack00 We had to focus on removing radar & confirming safety. That release goes out next week to US production. Then a week or two to polish pure vision FSD & v9 beta will release. Difference between v8 & v9 is gigantic.”
“Do you want Tesla to accept Doge?”
“@PPathole @ericrihlmann @Tesla @nbcsnl @TimesSquareNYC @nycgov It pretty much looks like this”
“@ericrihlmann @Tesla @nbcsnl @TimesSquareNYC @nycgov Great pic”
“Cybertruck prototype in New York this weekend”
“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 Might try to refly SN15 soon”
“@MeetLuis @WARREZ420 @WholeMarsBlog Rawlinson was never chief engineer. He arrived after Model S prototype was made, left before things got tough & was only ever responsible for body engineering, not powertrain, battery, software, production or design.”
“@heydave7 @Tesla A remarkable junction in history”
“@teslaownersSV Was using this in my car last night”
“@teslaownersSV FSD display V9.0 will show actual probability distribution of objects – true mind’s eye of the neural net. This is so cool!”
“@WhatsupFranks @danheld I swear Canada FSD beta will be as soon as humanly possible!”
“@adamcarter @teslaownersSV @TeslaNY @Tesla True. Anyone paying attention to the rate of improvement will realize that Tesla Autopilot/FSD is already superhuman for highway driving & swiftly getting there for city streets.”
“@jgrano305 @tobyliiiiiiiiii @teslaownersSV @TeslaNY @Tesla Hopefully, later this year for several more states. Insurance is different for almost every state in America & regulatory approvals take time.”
“@tobyliiiiiiiiii @teslaownersSV @TeslaNY @Tesla And hopefully EU this summer”
“@tobyliiiiiiiiii @teslaownersSV @TeslaNY @Tesla Probably a few months. There are many subtle differences between US & Canada driving.”
“@teslaownersSV @TeslaNY @Tesla Gating factor is achieving & proving higher safety with pure vision than with vision+radar. We are almost there. FSD Beta V9.0 will blow your mind.”
“@teslaownersSV @TeslaNY @Tesla Probably two weeks”
