The tweet archive.

“Please take a moment to vote your Tesla shares before the annual meeting on Thursday. Lmk in comments if you encounter any issues.”

“Advanced cybernetics are real [@MarioNawfal] CAN’T SEE, CAN’T WALK? ELON’S WORKING ON THAT Forget flying cars—Elon is out here casually curing blindness and giving people robot limbs you can control with your brain. His Neuralink brain chip can literally plug into your skull and talk to Tesla’s Optimus robot—so if you’ve”

“I would like to thank Zach Kirkhorn for his many contributions to Tesla over the course of 13 often difficult years. Much appreciated and best wishes for the next stage of his career.”

“Tesla FSD [@PeterDiamandis] Tesla's FSD: 5.3 million miles between accidents. US driving average: 660,000.  That's 9x safer. And it's only getting better.”

“Please reply to this post with any difficulties you may have had in trying to buy a Tesla. Our goal is for the purchase and delivery experience to be fast and simple, with accurate answers to your questions. The key test is that you would recommend it to a friend.”

“Only for the next 10 days [@wmorrill3] All Wheel Drive Cybertruck now starting at $59,990!”

“🫡 [@teslaownersSV] Thank you Elon Musk for an exciting future”

“Correct [@C_3C_3] If you notice… The Tesla Terror against Elon really heated up when he started exposing NGOs and making the public aware of their taxpayer scams. NGOs like the SPLC…”

“😂💯 [@AdamLowisz] @elonmusk @Teslaconomics @boringcompany Teach a man to fish and you will feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to steal fish and he will vote Democrat.”

“Tesla Semi [@niccruzpatane] This is the sound of the all-electric Tesla Semi. Deliveries of the new Production Version begin this year: • Long Range model has 500 miles of range with a full payload. • 1.7 kWh per mile efficiency (average diesel semis are roughly 5–7 kWh per mile equivalent energy use).”

“We are coming for those who organized the violence & death threats against Tesla. Remember this statement. [@SawyerMerritt] Elon Musk today on his Tesla pay package, the violence against Tesla, etc.”

“Congratulations @Tesla team on a great year! https://t.co/5k7uepV6d9”

“Despite Tesla doing more for the environment than any company ever! https://t.co/ImxrhnRepj”

“Incentives drive outcomes [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk: “The homeless industrial complex is really dark… The network of NGOs should be called, the drug zombie farmers… The ‘charities’ get money proportionate to the number of ‘homeless’… so their incentive structure is to maximize the number…””

“Congratulations to Giga Shanghai & Tesla China SDS teams for their excellent work overcoming many obstacles over many years!! https://t.co/Q1QKajKR1l”

“Cool [@natfriedman] Just bought my fifth sequential Tesla. I keep trying other cars with an open mind but Tesla is just better.)”

“Most people don’t know that Tesla has had an advanced AI chip and board engineering team for many years. That team has already designed and deployed several million AI chips in our cars and data centers. These chips are what enable Tesla to be the leader in real-world AI. The”

“The worst bad guys are the ones who are financing the Tesla terror campaign https://t.co/nHyn73wuuz”

“Scam Altman [@teslaownersSV] Sam Altman on May 16, 2023: "I have no equity in OpenAI." "I'm doing this because I love it." )”

“Based on the videos I’ve seen so far, the worst fear of the paid Tesla “protestors” appears to be having to get a real job”

“It’s true [@teslaownersSV] “The more I’ve gotten to know President Trump, the more I like the guy. Frankly, I love him.” Elon Musk )”

“Cybertruck prototype in New York this weekend”

“FSD 14.3 is in Tesla employee beta now and will probably go to wide release end of week”

“To be clear, I’m spending <5% (but actually) of my time on the Twitter acquisition. It ain’t rocket science! Yesterday was Giga Texas, today is Starbase. Tesla is on my mind 24/7. So may seem like below, but not true. https://t.co/CXfWiLD2f8”

“Thanks Ashok! Ashok was the first person to join the Tesla AI/Autopilot team and ultimately rose to lead all AI/Autopilot software. Without him and our awesome team, we would just be another car company looking for an autonomy supplier that doesn’t exist. Btw, I never…”

“This is still very far from our final form [@Tesla_Optimus] Was just getting warmed up”

“Yes, that’s almost always how it goes with new technology [@shaunmmaguire] The Tesla Roadster is niche w bad range The Falcon 1 is a shit rocket The Neuralink v1 bit rate is low Subways >>> cars Grok 1 sucks X will break after firing people It’s amazing how people don’t get the pattern v1 sucks, v2 is okay, v3 is SOTA, v4 is god-mode)”

“More fun games coming soon to ur Tesla”

“Even some of the best AI software engineers in the world don’t realize how advanced Tesla AI has become”

“😂 [@niccruzpatane] Jim Cramer in 2010: “I’m not sure Tesla has a business plan that’s going to work, it’s not a smart investment” Inverse Cramer is so real”

“🥧 [@Teslaconomics] Happy 24th Birthday @SpaceX! 🚀 Exactly 24 years ago today - March 14, 2002 - Elon founded SpaceX. It only makes sense to now IPO the world’s most innovative company so any human can own a piece of this multiplanetary future! Ad Astra!”

“Tesla has ramped up security and activated Sentry Mode on all vehicles at stores [@SawyerMerritt] I think I speak for all Tesla owners and investors when I say that, at this point, Tesla should have 24-hour physical security guards at all its showrooms and service centers in the U.S. and Canada until things calm down. We fully support Tesla allocating funds for this.”

“Btw, your Tesla can protect you from a bioweapon attack”

“Cybertrucks are on their way to Tesla stores in North America! https://t.co/deuRQr72DI https://www.teslaoracle.com/2023/11/22/tesla-silences-critics-with-cybertrucks-immactulate-build-quality-and-perfect-panel-gaps-delivers-it-to-more-showrooms-before-black-friday/”

“This is concerning. Tesla will reach out to these banks/brokers. Shareholders have the right to vote their shares!”

“First of all, there are no cuts to Medicaid, Social Security or other entitlements, unless stopping fraud is considered a “cut”. Second, organizing a campaign to call for the death of someone is illegal. The organizers and funders will be found and prosecuted. [@MrAndyNgo] Leftist protesters shut down access to the Tesla store in Manhattan by laying on the ground outside on March 29. They held up signs urging for Elon Musk to be shot and for more Tesla property to be firebombed.”

“Tesla & SpaceX personnel are driving around areas in greater LA/Malibu that are in tough shape with free WiFi, drinks & snacks”

“Cybertruck review”

“This will be big [@Teslaconomics] I don’t think people truly understand what’s about to happen with 𝕏 Money. This is Elon going back to his roots - back to When he rebranded Twitter http://x.com”

“An immediate increase in the birth rate is needed [@teslaownersSV] Birth rates are plummeting in a lot of countries. Population collapse is the greatest threat to civilization. Change needs to happen to save humanity.”

“Tesla quarterly update”

“Tesla is building a hardcore litigation department where we directly initiate & execute lawsuits. The team will report directly to me. Please send 3 to 5 bullet points describing evidence of exceptional ability. justice@tesla.com”

“Nikola Tesla animated by Grok Imagine https://t.co/NV4oQTlUFV”

“Tesla is to protect life on Earth, SpaceX to extend life beyond.”

“Tesla Semi [@tesla_semi] Hammer down”

“Thanks to all Tesla vote supporters!”

“Interesting [@teslaownersSV] Grok has replaced Google for me.)”

“Total completion cost of the Tesla Cortex 1 AI training cluster will be ~$5B [@SawyerMerritt] $2 billion+ of GPUs on the other side of that glass”

“Diamond black [@Tesla] 💎 Black”

“Tesla Diner food is great [@tesla_na] Bite me”