“Cool 😎 [@joeroganhq] Joe Rogan Takes Delivery Of His New Unplugged Performance Tesla S-APEX https://news.dupontregistry.com/tesla/joe-rogan-takes-delivery-of-his-brand-new-up-tesla-s-apex/”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“If you’re in Korea and want to work on chip design, fabrication or AI software, join Tesla! [@Tesla_AI] We’re hiring AI chip design engineers in Korea”
“How to vote your Tesla shares”
“Try Tesla self-driving [@Tesla] FSD Supervised today is a completely different experience compared to earlier versions”
“Insurance is half price when Tesla self-driving is activated, because it increases safety so much [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: U.S. insurer Lemonade has announced that it will offer a 50% rate cut for drivers of @Tesla vehicles when FSD is steering because it had data showing it reduced accidents. “A car that sees 360 degrees, never gets drowsy, and reacts in milliseconds can’t be compared to a… https://x.com/i/web/status/2013998338790535320”
“Tesla diner just opened in LA [@Tesla] Tesla Diner is retro-futuristic diner & drive-in charging experience all wrapped into one 80 V4 Supercharger stalls are open to all NACS-compatible EVs, making it the largest urban Supercharger in the world”
“New Tesla Model 3 version available in America. 363 miles of range for $35k!”
“Try Tesla self-driving, it’s awesome! [@Scobleizer] Our robot has driven me and the family for two hours in driving rain across one of USA’s most dangerous roads. Without my hands touching the wheel once. It is how it handled pudddles, two brown streams crossing the road that most impresses me. While coming at us fast. None of”
“Tesla self-driving is a game-changer [@Tesla] FSD Supervised can give you back your freedom”
“Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes & even seas that aren’t too choppy”
“Tesla is making a big investment in Japan with service & Superchargers. Many of the parts in Teslas are made in Japan. Panasonic has been our biggest strategic supplier over the past 2 decades. [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Tesla plans to double the number of service centers in Japan to more than 30 this year, seeking to improve after-sales support for customers and gain market share. https://asia.nikkei.com/business/automobiles/electric-vehicles/tesla-to-double-japan-service-center-network-as-ev-customer-base-grows”
“lol [@ICannot_Enough] The headline literally said: Sell $TSLA. Check the date. 8 years ago this month. Why? “The competition is coming.” 👀”
“True [@EvasTeslaSPlaid] Nothing would have happened without the amazing @SpaceX Starship Tream. Cheers 🫶”
“Macrohard or Digital Optimus is a joint xAI-Tesla project, coming as part of Tesla’s investment agreement with xAI. Grok is the master conductor/navigator with deep understanding of the world to direct digital Optimus, which is processing and actioning the past 5 secs of”
“Test drive a Tesla and see for yourself!”
“Tesla Model S & Model X have hospital-grade HEPA air filters, protecting you from dust, bacteria, pollen (allergies), spores & many toxic gases https://t.co/48s5D3IfWs https://www.tesla.com/blog/putting-tesla-hepa-filter-and-bioweapon-defense-mode-to-the-test”
“True, this is unfair projection 😂 [@RepNancyMace] Don't know who needs to hear this but, Tesla's aren't the reason you're trans. Stop lighting them on fire.”
“Obviously, this would negatively affect Tesla, but sustainable energy solutions simply cannot react instantaneously to make up for Russian oil & gas exports.”
“Cybertruck is awesome [@cybertruck] Boardslide the whip”
“Cool. Needs to be quite a bit thicker to stop 5.56mm supersonic rounds, but this is a start. [@teslaownersSV] Pretty wild, you now fully 📐🚫 🔫 bulletproof your Cybertruck, and ride around in next-level style with @MirroredCyber )”
“These are unmodified Tesla cars coming straight from the factory, meaning that every Tesla coming out of our factories is capable of unsupervised self-driving! [@elonmusk] Beautifully simple design.”
“What are the statistics on trans violence? The probability of a trans person being violent appears to be vastly higher than non-trans. Hormone injections cause extreme emotional volatility. That is simply a fact. [@DefiyantlyFree] Of course 3 out of 4 of the people who have been arrested for vandalizing Teslas are transgender or nonbinary. 🙄”
“It is the first planet-colonizer class rocket [@teslaownersSV] The scale of the Starship is insane and 🤯🤯🤯”
“That is the fundamental difference [@ChayaRaichik10] When we disagreed with Target, we just stopped shopping there. When Democrats disagree with Elon, they burn down Tesla dealerships and vandalize cybertrucks.”
“TSLA shorts reciting Litany Against Fear rn 😂”
“One of the hardest technology problems ever, but it must be done [@teslaownersSV] SpaceX is making fully rapidly reusable rockets The holy grail of rocketry )”
“Tesla Diner food is great [@tesla_na] Bite me”
“Thanks to the hard work of the Tesla Giga Berlin team and support from the community, the factory is back online!”
“This is how we create Tesla products https://t.co/DsmisqDGSp”
“Interesting [@nataliegwinters] 🚨 The wife of former U.S. Attorney Matthew Graves, who led the prosecution of 1,500+ Jan6ers, is on the Board of Indivisible . This Soros-backed group is the leading organizer of anti-Trump protests and violent Tesla acts. Deleted webpages reveal this connection ⬇️⬇️⬇️”
“A senior exec at Tesla sent me some funny pics from days in the factory where I was trying to show the construction team day shift what equipment wasn’t working and needed to be removed. So, I spray-painted stick figures on them 😂 https://t.co/ZWoE2yvVs2”
“🤣🤣 [@Tesla] Weird, we were told this would never work”
“Interesting. Who is funding them? [@jacktronprime] Hi @elonmusk, Yesterday I had an informant infiltrate one of the protests at Tesla dealerships and they told her a few things: 1. These protests are only happening in contested congressional districts 2. They’re being funded by 501c4 charities being given dark money from…”
“Model Y is #1 [@XFreeze] Tesla Model Y is the world's best-selling car for 3 consecutive years 2023: #1 2024: #1 2025: #1 Cumulative global sales: 4,000,000+ units Not best-selling EV. Best-selling car. Period. Beating every gas, hybrid, and electric vehicle on Earth”
“Progress! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 app for over 140 countries. )”
“Tesla Diner [@tesla_na] Fried Pickle Po' Boy now available at Tesla Diner”
“Tesla cars, especially with FSD, are the safest in the world [@Tesla] Tesla Glass can withstand 4x the weight of the car”
“Much is made lately of unrealized gains being a means of tax avoidance, so I propose selling 10% of my Tesla stock. Do you support this?”
“Tesla Model Y gets highest safety score ever!”
“Yes [@Tesla] Robotaxi will greatly increase safety for vulnerable road users, such as pedestrians & cyclists”
“The largest Lithium refinery in America is now operational [@Tesla] Tesla Lithium Refinery”
“All Teslas come with a free karaoke app https://t.co/mZa3WmhyPL”
“Tesla self-driving is amazing! [@Tesla] You can get a glimpse of that today: although FSD Supervised currently does require your supervision, you will still notice that your commute or long drives are suddenly so much less taxing. No constant micro-adjustments in rush hour traffic. No frustration. Car does it all for”
“Congrats to the @Tesla_AI chip design team on taping out AI5! AI6, Dojo3 & other exciting chips in work. https://t.co/hm54TdIzBx”
“@PPathole @Tesla @SpaceX @neuralink @boringcompany I do love humanity”
“❤️ [@Clifford98506] FSD saves lives. It happened to me tonight. Going through New Mexico from the Tesla Shareholders' meeting, the head-on collision (75 mph) with oncoming traffic was averted. Just a broken mirror, busted window, and a bit of a shaken mind. Thank you Elon, thank you Tesla, thank”
“Awesome, thank you! [@seanhannity] As promised yesterday, I Just ordered my new self driving Tesla! Over 1000HP, 0-60 in 2.0 seconds! Details on how to win the Tesla of your Choice soon on http://Hannity.com”
“Yes [@Xil_llix] Before these terrorist attacks against @Tesla I didn’t really see the danger of the woke-mind-virus @elonmusk was warning us about. Now it couldn’t be clearer. These people live in cognitive dissonance, they have a corrupted sense of right and wrong, and they will seek to”
“😂 [@JeebsTX] @teslaownersSV Superman! 😎”
“Absolutely [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 TESLA’S NEW BATTERY FACTORY COULD SUPERCHARGE U.S. ENERGY Tesla is finishing construction on its new LFP battery cell factory in Sparks, Nevada. Elon calls the facility “vital to America,” as the company ramps up domestic battery production. The plant will manufacture”
