The tweet archive.

“Try it out! [@TeslaAUNZ] FSD Supervised is now available in Australia and New Zealand”

“Tesla Model S now first ever electric vehicle to receive EPA range rating above 400 miles! https://t.co/EOTwVfvHS5 https://www.tesla.com/blog/model-s-long-range-plus-building-first-400-mile-electric-vehicle”

“This actually works! [@Tesla] FSD Supervised enables your Tesla to drive you to your destination, find a free spot & park itself All on its own”

“Tesla FSD price rising to $12k on Jan 17”

“Yes [@Teslaconomics] Elon believes Optimus will end poverty. “Imagine a world where everyone has access to the best surgeons, literally everyone. And Optimus will have the level of precision that is frankly superhuman. And will be able to do medical procedures, very sophisticated medical”

“Lot of miles [@Tesla] Tesla owners have now driven >8 billion miles on FSD Supervised https://www.tesla.com/fsd/safety?redirect=no”

“Model Y rated highest in safety [@muskonomy] 🚨BREAKING: Tesla’s refreshed Model Y just scored the highest safety rating from IIHS for 2025 That makes it 7 YEARS IN A ROW Tesla’s earned this top honor.”

“Try it out and you will see! It’s a game-changer. [@Tesla] FSD Supervised gives you back time & energy All while making the roads safer for you & others”

“@wintonARK During the darkest days of the Model 3 program, I reached out to Tim Cook to discuss the possibility of Apple acquiring Tesla (for 1/10 of our current value). He refused to take the meeting.”

“Tesla Q3 results: - Shanghai Giga ahead of schedule - Model Y ahead of schedule - Solar installs +48% from Q2 - GAAP profitable - Positive free cash flow”

“🦾 [@Tesla_Optimus] My makers asked me to explain how to vote your Tesla shares”

“Tesla FSD 10.8 plus holiday fun software release probably Tuesday”

“Download the Tesla Robotaxi app [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Tesla has updated their Robotaxi app. What's new: • New tips section, which displays how many seats are available in the car, tells you that the vehicle lights will pulse on arrival and that Tesla may use interior cabin camera to ensure safety • Darker appearance •”

“😂 [@Tesladvisor] FSD just saved me $400 and a trip to the tow yard this morning! Last night there was no parking anywhere in our apartment complex, so we risked the 7AM loading zone. Wife: “they won’t tow on a Sunday.” 7:15 AM: having breakfast and notice a security guard taking pics of our… https://x.com/i/web/status/1997715743337836919”

“Tesla keeps you safe [@TeslaAUNZ] Model 3 & Y both receive ANCAP’s Best in Class awards Model 3 is the safest Medium Car Model Y is the safest Medium SUV... and achieved highest overall weighted score of any vehicle assessed”

“True [@Scobleizer] When a video like this drops I watch what the Tesla community says about it. Most are missing that this means the Robotaxi network will operate 24 hours a day. If you get out of a bar at 2 a.m. and a dirty one arrives you'll refuse it, and wait for another, which will take an…)”

“😢 [@Tesla_Optimus] @WholeMarsBlog It’s always “When Optimus”, never “How is Optimus”)”

“Reminder that Tesla Full Self-Driving (FSD) price goes up by $1k on July 1st”

“@jhall Tesla aspires to be as helpful as possible to other car companies. We made all our patents freely available several years ago. Now, we are enabling other companies to use our Supercharger network. Also happy to license Autopilot/FSD or other Tesla technology.”

“Tesla self-driving handles Dutch roundabouts well [@teslaeurope] FSD Supervised handles Dutch turbo roundabout”

“Major improvement to FSD! [@Tesla] FSD Supervised V14.1 now rolling out Highlights include – Arrival Options You can now select where FSD Supervised should park at the end of your trip: parking lot, on the street, driveway, parking garage or curbside – Driver Profile Sloth 🦥 Lower speeds & more conservative”

“Tesla FSD is now almost entirely AI”

“Try Tesla self-driving cars. They’re incredible! [@tesla_na] Tesla on FSD Supervised drives itself through Manhattan Any Tesla you can buy today can do this”

“You can sense the sentience maturing [@DrJimFan] I was very late to own a Tesla but among the earliest to try out FSD v14. It's perhaps the first time I experience an AI that passes the Physical Turing Test: after a long day at work, you press a button, lay back, and couldn't tell if a neural net or a human drove you home.… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003593613918531891”

“Tesla holiday software update has FSD sneak preview, Stardew Valley, Lost Backgammon & a few other things”

“Model Y Performance [@Tesla] Design & Engineering deep dive of the new Model Y Performance”

“Tesla [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 Tesla just smoked everyone in JD Power’s 2026 EV Owner Satisfaction survey. Model 3 took number 1 with an 804 score, Model Y grabbed #2 at 797. They crushed the BMWs and left the rest in the dust. Superchargers are also pushing public charging satisfaction to all-time”

“It is an immense amount of work, but possible [@Teslaconomics] I remember when Tesla was a ~$50B company. I was working at Apple, and every paycheck, every bonus - I threw it all into $TSLA. People said I was insane. They laughed. They called me reckless. But I did my homework. I saw what was coming. I remember vividly telling people, if”

“Tesla Model S Plaid Speed (Spaceballs reference for beyond ludicrous speed) does 0 to 60 mph in 2 seconds, despite being a four door sedan with a large trunk!”

“Smooth [@TSLA_inside_] The most difficult roundabout in the Netherlands, Keizer Karelplein in Nijmegen. No effort for FSD. $TSLA”

“Tesla Semi unveil now Nov 16. Diverting resources to fix Model 3 bottlenecks & increase battery production for Puerto Rico & other affected areas.”

“Now that Tesla FSD beta is out in limited release, FSD price (new or upgrade) will go up by ~$2k on Monday”

“Your Tesla self-driving capability will see a step change improvement as we integrate upgrades for the Austin robotaxi build into the general production release”

“Improved efficiency [@Tesla] Brake system in New Model Y has the freedom to use either electric motor or mechanical brake when you push the brake pedal This brings you maximum efficiency, consistency in pedal behavior & improved stability )”

“Model S & X are great cars! Order yours before we sunset the program in a few months. https://t.co/46TXqRJBrz http://Tesla.com [@SawyerMerritt] Doug DeMuro ranked the @Tesla Model S as the #1 most important car of the last 30 years in his new video. Doug: "The Model S really changed the world. It made you think that EVs could be cool, fast, luxurious. It really reset any public opinion about EVs, that you didn't have to… https://x.com/i/web/status/2023434871847149836”

“It only gets better from here [@DevinOlsenn] I do not drive anymore. Tesla Self-Driving does over 99% of my driving, and the only disengaging I do is for small nav issues and parking preferences (which I assume will get resolved in 14.3). How is the world not freaking out about FSD? I cannot believe how good it has”

“Great @Tesla_Optimus engineering & manufacturing review today! Imagine having your personal C-3PO & R2-D2 … Optimus will be even better.”

“Review of Model S Plaid by Dan Neil https://t.co/JY45vn8jNN https://www.wsj.com/articles/2021-tesla-model-s-plaid-feel-the-force0-60-in-2-seconds-11624562135?st=vklnm3wu9ls1d4x&reflink=article_copyURL_share”

“Tesla [@teslaeurope] "More Tesla Model Ys have been registered in Norway in 2025 than have ever been registered by one brand with all models combined" Still breaking records in Norway Tusen takk Norge (igjen!)🇳🇴 https://www.finansavisen.no/motor/2025/12/17/8315559/tesla-setter-vanvittig-rekord”

“Only thing beyond ludicrous is plaid https://t.co/rHuWk20EGG https://www.tesla.com/models/design?redirect=no#battery”

“Try @Grok Imagine. It gets better every week! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 🏆 #1 in Image-to-Video Arena xAI Grok Image-to-Video 720p just secured the top spot with a 1402 score — leading the leaderboard among 33 models and nearly 400K votes. Innovation. Performance. Dominance. This is Grok setting the new standard for AI video generation.”

“Just released lower cost, mid-range Tesla Model 3 & super simple new order page https://t.co/cz0TQn7IOZ http://Tesla.com/3”

“Amazing work by Tesla team. Built entire new general assembly line in 3 weeks w minimal resources. Love u guys so much! Pic of 1st Model 3 dual motor performance coming off the line … https://t.co/Xr55P3fmGd”

“Try it out! [@Tesla] FSD Supervised enables your Tesla to drive you to your destination, find a free spot & park itself All on its own”

“Tesla Model S estimated EPA range is now above 390 miles or ~630 km https://t.co/sNFzIkuJpC https://www.tesla.com/models/design#battery”

“Cool [@SawyerMerritt] William Blair analyst Jed Dorsheimer on riding in @Tesla's Robotaxi service in Austin last week: "We experienced a glimpse of the future, and it is exciting. The comparisons are immediate and stark—when we drove past Waymo and Zoox vehicles outfitted with their complex sensor”

“Grok [@teslaownersSV] 🚨 BREAKING: GROK 4 CRUSHING IT IN THE BATTLE OF THE AIs! 🚨 In the high-stakes Rallies AI Arena showdown — where top AI models got $100K each to trade the real stock market since late November — Grok 4 is dominating. Grok 4 is BEATING the S&P 500 by more than 3x right now 🔥 📈”

“Just left Zeebrugge, now Tilburg, then Tesla HQ in Amsterdam & Oslo tonight to review service in Norway. Exciting to see thousands of Model 3’s on their way to owners in Europe! https://t.co/PeRo4jhiCB”

“Tesla Model S & X Plaid are so fun!”

“RDW was extremely rigorous in their review [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Dutch regulators (RDW), which just approved @Tesla FSD (Supervised) in the Netherlands, have just issued an official statement: "Due to the continuous strict monitoring of the driver in the vehicle, the system is safer than other driver assistance systems. We have”