The tweet archive.

“FSD 14.3 release notes @Tesla_AI [@Tesla_AI] New release of FSD Supervised now starting to roll out This update brings 20% faster reaction time to further increase safety, among many other improvements Full release notes below Full Self-Driving (Supervised) v14.3 includes - Upgraded the Reinforcement Learning (RL) stage”

“Please let us know if you have any questions about voting your Tesla shares!”

“Turns out that we can get radical leftists to burn down any government department if we just put a Tesla logo on it! This will be so easy. They’ll never figure it out. [@TheBabylonBee] Elon Musk Disguises IRS Building As Tesla Dealership So Democrats Will Burn It Down https://buff.ly/SM4YUu5”

“Tesla Annual meeting starting now https://t.co/j1KHf3k6ch https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1LyGBXwkNlYxN”

“Speed [@Tesla_Optimus] 2.5 years”

“True. New Roadster unveil probably in late April. [@Rainmaker1973] Today in 2008, Tesla began the regular production on its first car, the Tesla Roadster. Also, a reminder that there's one Tesla Roadster in an elliptical heliocentric orbit crossing the orbit of Mars.”

“Fraud [@teslaownersSV] How is open AI becoming a for profit?)”

“Cybertruck option package”

“That will be one hell of a building! [@niccruzpatane] This would roughly be the scale of the Tesla/SpaceX TERAFAB compared to Tesla’s Giga Texas factory, which is already one of the largest buildings in the world. We are talking about an unprecedented amount of scale.”

“First Cybertruck deliveries in 2 hours!”

“An amazing sports SUV [@Tesla] Model Y Performance from sketch to reality”

“Tesla has the best real-world AI by far”

“Join Tesla for real-world AGI or xAI for digital-world AGI [@aelluswamy] We are actively hiring talented people to work on this extremely high impact project. Join @Tesla_AI or @xai to help accelerate this.”

“The hammer of justice strikes [@TheJusticeDept] Today, @AGPamBondi announced charges against three individuals responsible for the violent destruction of Tesla properties. Read more: https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/attorney-general-pamela-bondi-announces-severe-charges-against-violent-tesla-arsonists”

“Now number 1 in every EU country! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 just became the #1 source for news in every single EU country — Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Czechia, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal,… https://x.com/i/web/status/1997711738041741697”

“Tesla Semi delivering Tesla cars https://t.co/ttEpcW5d8G”

“You can summon your Tesla from your phone. Only short distances today, but in a few years summon will work from across the continent.”

“Europe will love Tesla self-driving! Due to the extreme regulatory burden of the EU, which in general stifles innovation in Europe, Tesla owners there have been stuck with basic lane-following. [@SawyerMerritt] German TV reporter testing @Tesla FSD (Supervised) V14 in the country as public transport in rural areas: "I was genuinely impressed. In the situations where we experienced the system, it worked perfectly and safely. I hadn't expected that. Even in the bad weather conditions in”

“Doing my best to make this happen [@teslaownersSV] "There is only basically one way to make everyone wealthy, and that is AI and robotics." — Elon Musk”

“Starbase started with one shovel [@teslaownersSV] How it started vs how it’s going”

“Optimus V3 is going to be 🤌 Excellent review w @Tesla_Optimus team”

“Walked whole Cybertruck production line at Giga Texas for several hours earlier today – gonna be awesome!”

“Tesla full self-driving will amaze you [@SawyerMerritt] 44% of voters have not tried any version of Tesla FSD (Supervised) V13.”

“The Tesla Optimus hand is so sophisticated that it makes a Fabergé seem simple. And it gives you a whole new appreciation for how incredible the human hand is.”

“Yeah, that was messed up [@teslaownersSV] ROGAN: “With Elon Musk, you’re seeing people justifying violence and extreme vandalism. You’re seeing people cheering on and it’s very strange. On the Daily Show, they were talking about people vandalizing Teslas and the audience clapped””

“Tesla AI Day August 19th”

“Please reply in comments if you’re having difficulty voting your Tesla shares”

“😎 [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: The Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department will receive a fleet of 10 @Tesla Cybertrucks to start patrolling the streets. According to Sheriff Kevin McMahill, the Cybertrucks will be made to look like LVMPD patrol and SWAT cars like the pic below: )”

“Tesla is using only internal & open source software & operates Bitcoin nodes directly. Bitcoin paid to Tesla will be retained as Bitcoin, not converted to fiat currency.”

“Tesla audio engineering”

“😂 [@mikepat711] Elon in the earnings call conference room: *shitposting on X* “Elon would like to make some opening remarks” *Looks up from phone, grabs mic* “So yeah we solved FSD, gonna roll it out in June. Optimus on deck, Cybercab coming, new Model Y teed up at every factory. Basically…)”

“Tesla Full Self-Driving Beta is now available to anyone in North America who requests it from the car screen, assuming you have bought this option. Congrats to Tesla Autopilot/AI team on achieving a major milestone!”

“Glad Tesla FSD was there to help and that you’re feeling well!”

“Tesla has by far the most advanced real-world AI. No one else is even close. Join us @Tesla_AI! [@YunTaTsai1] Sometimes I am still pondering on the fact that Tesla, a car company, would decide to create its own brain six years ago. Not for playing games, but to solve the hardest holy grail in human history — full autonomy. Still sounds crazy, even today.”

“Tesla has now created over 30,000 manufacturing jobs in California!”

“Tesla self-driving will be far safer than human driving [@Scobleizer] I thought Tesla was trying to kill me tonight. AI was driving me in the fast lane at 79 m.p.h and all of a sudden it lunged across the yellow line. Before I could take over a motorcyclist went by at a high rate of speed. In my lane. Or too close for me. The Tesla saw him”

“Standard Tesla policy is to make Supercharging free during tough times [@TeslaCharging] All Superchargers in Mississippi and Tennessee are online. Free Supercharging enabled to help those affected in areas with persistent power outages: Grenada, MS Tupelo, MS Corinth, MS Southhaven, MS… https://www.tesla.com/findus?bounds=33.90539542123288%2C-89.55293014062498%2C33.66913561090884%2C-90.14619185937498&search=Grenada%2C%20MS%2038901&location=grenadasupercharger&functionType=supercharger”

“This is just the V2 Optimus hand. The V3 hand is another level beyond this. Exquisite engineering. [@mayemusk] Elon told me a few times that the hand is the most difficult part of the robot. 🖐️👏👏”

“Optimus will perform ballet perfectly https://t.co/q2ch8p0xH4”

“Tesla exists to help reduce risk of catastrophic climate change, which affects all species on Earth. Even if your faith in humanity is faltering, this is worth caring about. Support makes a difference. Thank you.”

“Tesla Model Y receives highest possible safety rating”

“Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology [@teslaownersSV] "Engineering is the closest thing to magic that exists in the world." Elon Musk”

“Universal high income [@Tesla] Our mission is to build a world of amazing abundance”

“First Production Model 3 https://t.co/TCa2NSUNI3”

“Smaller government is the only way to restore your freedom [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk “The larger government gets, the less individual freedom you have. I think that's really the core thing. Your freedoms have just been eroded year after year with more and more government, laws and regulations and regulatory authorities. )”

“Son, this tactic is called “kiting the boss” [@teslaownersSV] Do you think about the Roman Empire ?”

“Partial list of hospitals to which Tesla sent ventilators https://t.co/sfI6yuUbrM”

“Tesla Model Y is now officially the world’s best-selling car for the third year in a row!”

“True [@teslaownersSV] If you’re using Starlink, you’re not just browsing the internet, you’re funding the Mars mission”

“And the worms are crawling to their pet politicians to save them [@teslaownersSV] “USAID is a ball of worms. There is no apple. And when there is no apple you just need to get rid of the whole thing. That's why it's got to go. It's beyond repair." Elon Musk)”