The tweet archive.

“Partial list of hospitals to which Tesla sent ventilators https://t.co/sfI6yuUbrM”

“Tesla Model Y is now officially the world’s best-selling car for the third year in a row!”

“And the worms are crawling to their pet politicians to save them [@teslaownersSV] “USAID is a ball of worms. There is no apple. And when there is no apple you just need to get rid of the whole thing. That's why it's got to go. It's beyond repair." Elon Musk)”

“True [@Tesla] While you sleep, your Tesla downloads a free software update that makes it better at supervised self driving”

“Tesla automatically shifts from forward to reverse [@Tesla] POV your car automatically shifts between Drive & Reverse during 3-point turns or when leaving a parking spot”

“And it continues [@teslaownersSV] The rate of improvement on the robot is absolutely insane”

“Correct. My Tesla and SpaceX shares, which are almost all my “wealth”, only go up in value as a function of how much useful product those companies produce and service. This means my “wealth” can only increase due to producing more products and services for the public.… https://t.co/uerL0kbYV6 https://x.com/i/web/status/2006014310607167607 [@toly] 🧠🪱 Elons stocks aren’t wealth. If the number of Tesla shares doubled the world isn’t any richer. If the number of Tesla cars doubled, it’s measurably richer. For him to get to $1t in capital, he has to organize labor to set the means of production in motion to produce… https://x.com/i/web/status/2005960967042027656”

“Wild to think that Tesla’s mass flux is ~4 million tons of complex manufactured goods”

“Why, thank you, sir! https://t.co/tealJWLSdP https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2022-04-18/elon-musk-in-defense-of-the-tesla-ceo-s-managerial-excellence”

“Costa is committing crimes [@KanekoaTheGreat] Valerie Costa, the far-left activist behind the so-called "Tesla Takedown" fueling a spree of vandalism nationwide, proudly admits her campaign draws inspiration from Luigi Mangione. She labels Elon Musk's DOGE initiative as "criminal," even though Trump won both the popular…”

“Congrats @Tesla team on making 9M cars! [@Tesla_Asia] Our 9 millionth vehicle globally has just rolled off the production line at Giga Shanghai 🎉 Thanks to our owners and supporters around the world ❤️”

“It is [@TSLA_inside_] Finally. After 18 months of patience, FSD is officially approved and live in the Netherlands. I’ve been driving with it for 2 days now. And the experience is on another level. It feels like the future unfolding in real time. The precision. The intelligence. The”

“Tesla batteries are currently live & delivering power at 662 locations in Puerto Rico. Team is working 24/7 to activate several hundred more. https://t.co/OMu8qKJvLy https://x.com/nowthisnews/status/986646841503596544”

“Yeah, it’s outrageous! [@DefiyantlyFree] . @elonmusk ActBlue and other Democrat dark money is paying for vandalism at Tesla among other destabilizing anti-American communist crap. The Democratic Party has completely lost its way, and it is now made up of criminals and thugs who have obliterated normal political…”

“Tesla with Autopilot engaged now approaching 10 times lower chance of accident than average vehicle”

“Change your horn sound to 🐐, 🐍🎷, 💨 or holiday jingles with latest Tesla software update!”

“💯 violent terrorism [@shaunmmaguire] Rampant domestic terrorism against Teslas SWATTING conservative influencers Vehement protesting and lawfare against the deportations of violent criminals This is not freedom of speech or Democratically aligned self-expression This is anarchoterrorism”

“Tesla self-driving massively improves your quality of life and safety for the thousands of life hours you’re in a car [@jamesdouma] Frequent travel between SF and LA has been an enormous drain on my time and energy for 25 years. FSD has nearly eliminated it. This technology has significantly improved my quality of life.”

“Tesla opening Megapack factory in Shanghai to supplement output of Megapack factory in California”

“I am confident at this point that restoring full body functionality is possible with @neuralink [@teslaownersSV] Neuralink Breakthrough- “It’s Physically Possible to Restore Full Body Functionality” — Elon Musk”

“Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks. This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what's the point? Happy New Month! https://t.co/YcouvFz6Y1”

“Optimus will eliminate poverty and provide universal high income for all [@MarioNawfal] ELON: OPTIMUS WILL ULTIMATELY BE BETTER THAN THE BEST HUMAN SURGEON “People often talk about eliminating poverty, about giving everyone amazing medical care. Well, there's actually only one way to do that, and that's with the Optimus robot. With humanoid robots, you can”

“Tesla Goes Bankrupt Palo Alto, California, April 1, 2018 -- Despite intense efforts to raise money, including a last-ditch mass sale of Easter Eggs, we are sad to report that Tesla has gone completely and totally bankrupt. So bankrupt, you can't believe it.”

“Don’t want to brag, but if couch surfing was a sport, I’d win [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk is a legend. The greatest couch surfer of all time”

“Starlink provides an Internet connection in flight that is on par with ground Internet speed & latency [@teslaownersSV] MrBeast says once enough airlines offer Starlink, he’ll only book those flights: “Extra layover? Don’t care—there’s Starlink. I’ll sit anywhere for it. Starlink is amazing.” He adds: “Most people haven’t used it, but in Antarctica it was our only signal. On a four-hour drive”

“Hey @maddow, why the lie? [@SawyerMerritt] Tonight, Rachel Maddow led her show with a hit piece against the Cybertruck & Elon, suggesting the proposed $400M for armored Teslas was an example of "self-dealing." Yet she conveniently left out that the procurement list was revised in Dec 2024, when Biden was President. The… )”

“The Model 3 is such a fun car [@Tesla] 10 years of Model 3 The car that started the EV revolution”

“Cybertruck can power your house for 3 days from its battery pack [@cybertruck] I can power your home for up to 3 days during an outage Powershare Home Backup is now $510 less https://shop.tesla.com/product/powershare-home-backup”

“Cybertruck is so awesome. Until you’ve tried it out, you have no idea, because there’s nothing like it. Best product Tesla has ever made to date. [@cybertruck] Cybertruck is extremely comfortable on long trips especially thanks to: – Minimal body roll – Comfort Mode on FSD (gentler acceleration & braking, softer damping, smoother handling) – Air suspension + self-leveling keeping the truck flat even with load”

“@CopticChad @Erdayastronaut @privater @marc_benton @Teslatunity @Model3Owners @Tesla Net power to warm pack is especially low when motors are running, as coolant loop routes motor heat to the pack when outside is cold (& rejects motor heat to air when outside is warm)”

“Getting ready for unsupervised self-driving [@Tesla_AI] FSD Supervised ride-hailing service is live for an early set of employees in Austin & San Francisco Bay Area. We've completed over 1.5k trips & 15k miles of driving. This service helps us develop & validate FSD networks, the mobile app, vehicle allocation, mission control &”

“Yes [@AdamLowisz] @elonmusk Tesla will continue to improve. It will eventually hit the point where it will save 99% of the lives that could have been lost in an accident. We are going to live in a better future with fewer fatalities. Insurance premiums will also come down significantly.”

“But what do I know about technology 🤷‍♂️ [@ray4tesla] Elon famously said 6 years ago that LiDAR is a fool’s errand and many at the time were skeptical about his claim. Now it’s becoming increasingly clear that Elon is right about the use of LiDAR. Sensor fusion is not optimal for autonomous driving, as evidenced by countless”

“Super exciting projects ahead! [@rawat_ritvik] We are looking for excellent people to help build our vertically integrated AI stack. Numerics, quantization, HW simulators, compiler, runtime, kernel performance, RTL, verification, emulation, DFT, physical design, post Si bringup. Join us at Tesla!”

“First of the new Model Y design delivered from our US factories! [@Tesla] Celebrating first deliveries of the new Model Y at Giga Texas & Fremont Factory”

“Incredible medical care for all! [@niccruzpatane] Elon Musk on how Optimus will provide access to the best medical care for anyone in the world: “Imagine a world where everyone has access to the best surgeons, literally everyone. And Optimus will have the level of precision that is frankly superhuman and will be able to do”

“Yes [@ElonClipsX] Elon Musk: A lot of companies are honey traps for talented engineers. Tesla and SpaceX aren't honey traps. We're demanding and you'll get a lot of shit done. “I consider one of my core responsibilities running companies to have an environment where great engineers can flourish.”

“New Tesla Megapack factory in Houston [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 TESLA HIRING FOR $200M MEGAFACTORY OUTSIDE HOUSTON Tesla is bringing clean energy muscle to Brookshire, Texas, and they’re hiring like crazy. 41 jobs are open now, from welders to engineers, all stamped with one word: “Megafactory.” The site will mirror Tesla’s California”

“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@TheJusticeDept] Today, @AGPamBondi announced charges against three individuals responsible for the violent destruction of Tesla properties. Read more: https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/attorney-general-pamela-bondi-announces-severe-charges-against-violent-tesla-arsonists”

“Tesla self-driving saves a lot of lives – the statistics are unequivocal. That doesn’t mean it’s perfect, of course. Even when we improve safety 10X, saving 90% of the million lives lost in auto accidents every year, Tesla will still get sued for the 10% who did die. The 90% [@ElliotCohe74430] Tesla FSD just saved two lives on the highway. A man walked straight into traffic in heavy fog/rain at 65+ mph. The Model 3 spotted him and swerved safely. Could’ve been fatal for both the pedestrian and my cousin driving. Insane reaction time. Grateful for @elonmusk @Tesla”

“@annerajb @flcnhvy @DrivingSlate @TeslaParaTodos @JenniferSensiba @cleantechnica @28delayslater Maybe active in a month or so. Focus right now is getting to high speed, tight follow distance in test tunnel.”

“New Tesla safety feature uploaded via over the air software update. Your car just got better while you slept.”

“Map of the Tesla future world constructed at the @WBPictures studio”

“Waiting for Dutch authorities and then the EU to approve. Very frustrating and hurts the safety of people in Europe, as driving with advanced Autopilot on results in four times fewer injuries! Please ask your governing authorities to accelerate making Tesla safer in Europe. [@LinkN01] It's ridiculous how they have Robotaxis in Austin without ANY driver, yet my Tesla here in Sweden is not even allowed to change lanes on the highway without me confirming with the turn signal 🤡”

“Great work by @Tesla Nevada! [@teslaenergy] Congratulations Tesla Nevada team on building our 1,000,000th Powerwall Powering American homes, boosting energy independence, and strengthening U.S. manufacturing”

“I resisted AI for too long Living in denial Now it is game on @xAI @Tesla @SpaceX [@MarioNawfal] NVIDIA'S CEO: ELON IS A SUPERHUMAN, IT'S JUST UNBELIEVABLE Jensen Huang: "Just to put in perspective a supercomputer that you would build would take normally three years to plan. And then deliver the equipment it takes one year to get it all working. We're talking about 19”

“Ingredients are sourced from local farms [@niccruzpatane] One of the most impressive parts of Tesla’s Diner is the ingredients that they have sourced. This isn’t like any other fast food place. Tesla has sourced sustainable, organic ingredients that are actually good for you. Below is a list of where Tesla gets their ingredients”

“@stevenmackeyman The reason I’m in America along with so many critical people who built SpaceX, Tesla and hundreds of other companies that made America strong is because of H1B. Take a big step back and FUCK YOURSELF in the face. I will go to war on this issue the likes of which you cannot…”

“Model S Plaid delivery pushed to June 10. Needs one more week of tweak. This car feels like a spaceship. Words cannot describe the limbic resonance.”

“Thanks Robert! [@Scobleizer] I was blessed with the first ride (and first sales pitch) with Elon Musk @ElonMusk in the first Tesla. Which showed me that he, alone, was driving Tesla forward from the very beginning. Of course I voted for the proposals that shareholders are presented with and I recommend you”