“@GailAlfarATX @Tesla @teslacn @TeslaOwnersEBay @blueskykites @Kristennetten @JenniCurrent @daelmor @IheartTesla @EvrybodynthrMom Children are essential to the future”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@teslaownersSV Doesn’t seem real even when you’re standing right next to it”
“I stole the Tesla product roadmap from Spaceballs”
“Playing Amish Paradise in my Tesla”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla This is awesome 😎”
“@LauraLoomer Teslas will also automatically keep the car temperature at safe levels even without asking, in order to protect little kids and pets”
“@WorldofTesla1 Yeah, new Model S & X have PS5 level entertainment computing power”
“@TeslaTruckClub Nice”
“Get Tesla Solar plus Powerwall battery for 24/7 clean power & no more blackouts! https://t.co/mDoPO17YB9 http://Tesla.com/solar”
“You can now drive anywhere in the US (except N Alaska), most of Europe, China & Japan using the Tesla Supercharger network! https://t.co/2KV8FT8dkk https://x.com/teslamotors/status/884474294402547713”
“@LucentEnergy @teslasolarroof Beautiful work!”
“@TeslaSynopsis I think he should stay in the race, but they’re going to take him out”
“@teslaownersSV 3/4 of the way around the Earth”
“@Teslarati @KlenderJoey …”
“@teslaownersSV Tesla AI, both software & hardware, is far more advanced than even most experts realize”
“@EvasTeslaSPlaid @paraga Bot block party”
“@teslaownersSV A beautiful home for life”
“@chazman @aelluswamy Just wanted to emphasize again that our awesome Tesla software/AI team is who really deserves the credit. The talent level at Tesla is incredible.”
“US govt testing by @NHTSAgov finds Model X to be the safest SUV in history by significant margin https://t.co/zAdb5FQPEI https://x.com/teslamotors/status/874610768427204609”
“@WholeMarsBlog Tesla will spend around $10B this year in combined training and inference AI, the latter being primarily in car. Any company not spending at this level, and doing so efficiently, cannot compete.”
“@ray4tesla “Tesla Hertz Shorts””
“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 I love carbs”
“@yunta_tsai Tesla AI is where the rubber hits the road. “Make no mistakes” is not just a meme joke for self-driving AI. Tesla AI saves lives every day, at large scale. No other AI team can yet make that claim.”
“Posting Tesla Impact Report, this time with summary points & charts in my reply tweets https://t.co/4lyaV7kIS4 https://www.tesla.com/ns_videos/2019-tesla-impact-report.pdf”
“@teslaownersSV We are not dating”
“In advance of this, please try to hack Starlink & Tesla Mothership!”
“@BLKMDL3 @Tesla Nice!”
“@Tesla He’s just kidding, folks, but best to turn car off just in case. Also 2001 was 18 years ago.”
“@vicentes @Tesla Glad you’re ok!”
“@POTUS Tesla https://t.co/3yhDxY2pjA https://insideevs.com/news/564800/world-top-oem-sales-2021/amp/”
“@Nate_Esparza And SpacxeX, Tesla snd Neuralink and boring company. 2026 will be something special.”
“@JimPethokoukis Good point. SpaceX & Tesla would probably have died, since both narrowly escaped bankruptcy in 2008.”
“@Model3Owners Tesla sure would appreciate changing the law, so that this is not required!”
“@techdevnotes Tesla work and then I played the new releases of Diablo and Path of Exile 2”
“Latest software improves Tesla Supercharger times by up to 25% for all Tesla S/X/3 worldwide, incl original 2012 Model S. Not splitting power across 2 Supercharger stalls helps all cars up to 50%.”
“@teslaownersSV Exactly”
“@teslaownersSV @TheTexanNews @MayraFlores2022 DeSantis”
“Model X as it should be shown https://t.co/lpog2ejWQK https://www.instagram.com/p/BzhWjnZgQSj/?igshid=ly4ynqxne44p”
“Amazing work by Tesla Delivery teams, especially in Europe & China! Most insane logistics challenge I’ve ever seen. Thanks also to many country & city officials for your help this weekend! Super appreciated.”
“@tesla_raj Exciting times ahead”
“@TeslaSynopsis 💯”
“Tesla Solarglass roof https://t.co/7lw43mL92D https://www.tesla.com/solarglassroof”
“@teslaownersSV Yes. Tesla Autopilot/AI team is doing amazing work! 10.69 will be worth its name.”
“Model S smashes into semi truck trailer and lifts it off the ground. Driver walks away. https://t.co/NSuMvcYaA6 https://x.com/electrekco/status/803722017560104960”
“@DirtyTesLa 11.4.3?”
“@hsumacher @Tesla Indeed. The factory was empty at the time, stripped of all equipment that wasn’t worth even its scrap value. But we salvaged what was left & fixed up the old machines so some could work again.”
“@teslaownersSV It flew!”
“Looks good to roll out to all Tesla owners with 10.12.2 (~100k cars)!”
“@WholeMarsBlog Sucks that I had to sell so much Tesla stock to do so (sigh)”
“First! https://t.co/OXNEgDnhku https://x.com/teslamotors/status/890291870298849280”
