“@28delayslater @Charalanahzard Cybertruck doesn’t look like anything I’ve seen bouncing around the Internet. It’s closer to an armored personnel carrier from the future.”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@teslaownersSV I am pathologically optimistic with time. Have been ever since I was a kid. My brother @kimbal would tell me an earlier time for the bus schedule from school so that I would actually be there on time lol.”
“RT @Tesla: We love y’all”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla It’s been great working with @PepsiCo”
“@AusTeslaOwners Sure”
“@Erdayastronaut @Tesla No, we’re focused on developing new products & scaling production”
“@Teslaconomics Maybe higher”
“@teslaownersSV That was another big lie”
“@WholeMarsBlog @cybertruck Just did, so I guess …”
“@thirdrowtesla Y has next-level upgrades, especially body castings & heat pump”
“RT @Tesla: Q1 2026 Shareholder Update https://t.co/Rgk87nXOby We continued to make meaningful progress on the build out of the infrastruc… https://ir.tesla.com/#quarterly-disclosure”
“@stevenmarkryan Yeah, this is small relative to vehicle autonomy and Optimus”
“@MoeSargi Tesla 2 person electric ATV will come at first as an option for Cybertruck”
“@cassianelwes Appreciated on behalf of Tesla team”
“RT @EricLDaugh: 🚨 BOOM: Some American drivers are ECSTATIC for Elon Musk's Tesla semitruck "Massive windows, the seat is right in the ce…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: 🚨BREAKING: $TSLA OVERTAKES BYD IN 🇪🇺EUROPEAN MAY SALES https://t.co/U1ftVs1Uov”
“@udonandtempura @Tesla Haha pretty much”
“@NYCHealthSystem @Tesla You’re welcome!”
“Thoughtful analysis of the Tesla/SolarCity merger by @tsrandall https://t.co/4Ba3px7hb8 http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-06-29/-tesla-solar-wants-to-be-the-apple-store-for-electricity”
“@teslaownersSV Cybertruck eats pickup trucks for breakfast with a side of bacon”
“@tomosman @Tesla Absolutely”
“RT @tesla_na: Cybear at Tesla Engineering HQ in Palo Alto https://t.co/oXVCzxO2RU”
“@shraddha_261291 @WhatTheFFacts Yeah, gave everything I had to Tesla in Dec 2008”
“@george__mack Too bad he didn’t invest in Tesla when it was 0.1% of today’s value lol”
“RT @cybertruck: Bad boys, bad boys … Whatcha gonna do when I come for you”
“RT @Teslaconomics: Starlink just hit 6M subscribers worldwide. Shoutout to all the @Starlink customers out there! DEC 2022: 1M subs MAY…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: “I just like working, making products people love and spending time with friends and family.” Elon Musk https://t.co/oVi… null”
“@Dreamweaver2oh @garyblack00 I think we’re maybe a month or two away from wide beta. But these things are hard to predict accurately. The work we had to do for pure vision driving was needed for FSD, so much more progress has been made than it would seem.”
“@flcnhvy @garyblack00 End of year, along with FSD, provided we get regulatory approval. Smart Summon is just a subset of FSD.”
“Just wanted to thank Stu G for https://t.co/7FlnbruWpL. Know it meant a lot to you. Will take good care. http://tesla.com”
“@omerldiri @Tesla Good idea. We can just have the menu pop up as soon as you put the car into park.”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla This is our internal image generation system. Still in beta, but it will improve fast.”
“@andyweedman @karpathy @DirtyTesla Stop … In the Name of Love! https://t.co/kBsTi5jz16 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NPBkiBbO4_4”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Can’t believe this really happened. https://t.co/1yHPPri5j9”
“@teslaownersSV Cool”
“@TeslaBoomerPapa Tesla FSD can operate in all conditions”
“@teslaownersSV @Benioff Boring Co is completing its first commercial tunnel in Vegas, going from Convention Center to Strip, then will work on other projects”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Cool”
“@Adamklotz_ @mrgreyev @DirtyTesla @Tesla Sure. We can show them live. Eerily realistic. Maybe we should make a game.”
“@realMeetKevin This is strange. Tesla service will take care of your car and we will find out why this happened and fix it.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: SEN. KENNEDY: "I think Elon Musk is a rockstar. The tofu crowd is mad, but when you trim fat, pigs squeal." https://t.c…”
“@jeffreyweichsel @Tesla @X Probably”
“@TeslaGong @TeslaTested Sure”
“@teslaownersSV @JohnnaCrider1 Next week”
“@teslaownersSV @oldmordim Just a scratch, we can buff it out”
“RT @Tesla: KITT is now real You’re welcome”
“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 This is incorrect”
“@DrKnowItAll16 @jamesdouma I’m driving an alpha version of FSD on highway and it’s not quite ready. Probably ready for wide release this summer.”
“Rumors about canceling Falcon wing doors are false. At Tesla, the production car will always be better than the show car.”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Many such cases”
