“@cb_doge @Tesla Optimus will be sickkk”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“It’s really fun! [@teslaownersSV] Tell your friends about Grok imagine it’s a game changer. It’s available in iOS and android.”
“@ray4tesla 👍”
“@teslaownersSV @RealDanODowd 🤣”
“@SawyerMerritt Cybertruck body”
“Grok is #1 in more and more countries [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok is taking the #1 spot in Productivity Ireland, Spain, Belgium, France, Luxembourg, Malta, Poland, Switzerland, and the Maldives Grok is taking over.”
“@greggertruck Cybertruck will change the look of the roads. Finally feels like the future.”
“@teslaownersSV It makes no sense”
“@DirtyTesLa Must be the traffic”
“@EvasTeslaSPlaid Good for him! Stud at 79 wow.”
“New Model S has 370 mile / 595 km range”
“Model Y, being an SUV, is about 10% bigger than Model 3, so will cost about 10% more & have slightly less range for same battery”
“@Teslarati @Writer_01001101 Sigh”
“@Tesla With pie 🥧”
“@Tesla Best choice for most people is standard range plus with Autopilot”
“@ray4tesla Looks familiar”
“@WholeMarsBlog Tesla Megapack (and Powerwall) will make a massive difference to achieving a sustainable energy future for Earth!”
“@CathieDWood We aren’t cutting the price of Model 3 to $25k. I was referring to a future car that will be smaller than Model 3.”
“@mrp @RealPNavarro @JoeSquawk @SquawkCNBC Tesla has the most American-made cars. Navarro is dumber than a sack of bricks. @IfindRetards @RealPNavarro https://t.co/gECgtZt5Sc https://www.kbb.com/car-news/study-finds-the-most-american-cars/”
“The physics of how Tesla achieved best safety of any cars ever tested. Note, when vehicle weight is taken into account, order is more like X,S, then 3, but they are all very close.”
“@Tesmanian_com The Tesla China team is amazing”
“Join https://t.co/FgKC8Zt4k9 http://tesla.com/ai”
“Model 3 arriving in UK”
“@Teslarati Much appreciated. This was a serious attack.”
“Joe Rogan describes Tesla for 4 mins & 20 secs https://t.co/ju6N683Dd5 https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=6076&v=O00gaA5u6BI&feature=youtu.be”
“@TrungTPhan To be frank, in the early days, I thought there was >90% chance that both SpaceX & Tesla would be worth $0. The press & aerospace / automotive industry at the time (correctly) agreed with me.”
“Riding in the Cybertruck”
“Special thanks to Tesla trucking & rail partners for figuratively & literally going the extra mile”
“We could put Optimus in a cute outfit too :)”
“Share Grok links with friends! [@teslaownersSV] Share Grok links with your friends. Grok is the most unbiased and truth seeking AI”
“@BigImpactHumans Looks cute, we should probably try this out. For sure with Optimus!”
“@grimnut @Tesla @WholeMarsBlog @DirtyTesla Haha”
“Recording of Tesla AI Day 2022 https://t.co/7LR51x7pXa https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ODSJsviD_SU&feature=youtu.be”
“Yo Timmy, how’s your day bro? 🤡 [@Tim_Walz] If you need a little boost during the day, check out Tesla stock 📉”
“@OwenSparks_ Tentatively, June 22. We are being super paranoid about safety, so the date could shift. First Tesla that drives itself from factory end of line all the way to a customer house is June 28.”
“To be clear, orders are fully refundable, even after you’ve had your Tesla for a week”
“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 Exactly 🤣🤣”
“Motor Trend awards Tesla Model S best Car of the Year ever in their 70 year history!! https://t.co/TiMsQ3REvH https://www.motortrend.com/news/2013-tesla-model-s-beats-chevy-toyota-cadillac-ultimate-car-of-the-year/”
“@Lockl34r @Tesla Unfortunately, there are thousands of automotive design rule differences between US & EU, including completely different charge ports. Gets worse every year. Not our choice.”
“Note, you can upgrade your existing car to FSD in 2 mins via the Tesla app”
“@DavidSacks Maybe they are NPCs and Tesla just isn’t in their dialogue tree?”
“FSD Beta 10.69 started rolling out to Tesla owners last night. This build is a big step forward! 10.69.1 probably end of week with wider release. 1069.2 in a few weeks should be good enough to provide to all FSD Beta participants.”
“@teslaownersSV You will not find a better friend than me, nor a worse enemy”
“@WholeMarsBlog The head of Saudi PIF committed unequivocally to take Tesla private with me, as witnessed by the Tesla CFO and several others. That is why I said funding was secured.”
“@OwenSparks_ Yeah, exactly. Also, other companies are using the Tesla name for solar and Powerwall. Will put a stop to that.”
“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX Ancient times”
“@Oreo20222 @ray4tesla I have rarely seen evil in as pure a form as Yoel Roth and Kara Swisher’s heart is filled with seething hate. I regard their dislike of me as a compliment.”
“True, cost of operating a Tesla is much lower than other cars”
“Tesla Powerwalls can support houses of any size, but the cool thing is we can tow this house around with a Model X! https://t.co/MmQl8BPetY https://x.com/electrekco/status/896912532031590401”
“Tesla Model Y review by Dan Neil https://t.co/3oS85UFaaR https://www.wsj.com/articles/is-teslas-model-y-crossover-the-worlds-best-car-11591365620”
