“@ashleevance Tesla financing round closed at 6pm Dec 24th 2008 – last hour of last day possible or payroll would’ve bounced 2 days later. I gave Tesla last of my remaining cash from PayPal. Didn’t even own a house or anything sellable.”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Tesla drives itself (no human input at all) thru urban streets to highway to streets, then finds a parking spot https://t.co/V2T7KGMPBo https://www.tesla.com/videos/full-self-driving-hardware-all-teslas”
“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX Ancient times”
“Bitte arbeiten Sie bei Tesla Giga Berlin! Es wird super Spaß machen!!”
“Grok #2 in Netherlands [@teslaownersSV] 🚨Grok is now the #2 app in Netherlands 🇳🇱”
“@iliketeslas Jews are White, if not peak White”
“Tesla Full Self-Driving https://t.co/pggm5ohVJC https://youtu.be/Ucp0TTmvqOE?t=4177”
“Huge thank you to all Tesla supporters for helping with car deliveries all around the world. You rock!!”
“All Model S cars made since late Jan have 402 mile range. This is just making it official.”
“@teslaownersSV Great Tesla Solar Roof install!”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla @GoodFaithEnergy They did a great job!”
“@TeslaSynopsis 6 to 8 weeks”
“@ianmiles Government healthcare is like having the DMV as your doctor. Grok and Optimus will provide incredible healthcare for all.”
“@teslaownersSV @neuralink Turns out 🐒 love video games & snacks just like us!”
“Some of best classic @Atari games coming as Easter eggs in Tesla V9.0 release in about 4 weeks. Thanks @Atari!”
“@Teslarati Tesla is open to licensing software and supplying powertrains & batteries. We’re just trying to accelerate sustainable energy, not crush competitors!”
“@pmddomingos Faraday was the almost the name of Tesla if we couldn’t buy the Tesla Motors trademark”
“@WholeMarsBlog FSD 11.3 is close to limited release. Just drove it through SF & LA yesterday. Probably 11.3.2 is able to go wide.”
“Looks like the public is in favor. Will discuss with Tesla board.”
“About a minute in, we flashed a teaser pic of Tesla cyberpunk truck https://t.co/hLsGsdyuGA”
“@Teslarati Yup”
“Super fun software Easter eggs coming to all Tesla S/3/X cars before the holidays! Romance mode, toilet humor & more video games.”
“Enabling basic Tesla Autopilot via Tesla in-app purchase is reduced to $2k until July 1”
“@teslaownersSV Haha true! The top alternate name, if we couldn’t acquire the Tesla Motors trademark, was Faraday, which a competitor ended up using.”
“@realMeetKevin @Tesla Always tough with margins for new vehicle lines, especially when there are major technology shifts. I think Ford’s overall strategy with EVs is smart. The electric F-150 (Lightning) has high demand.”
“@MKBHD They are, although it’s kind low-key. Tesla Superchargers are being made accessible to other electric cars.”
“Tesla wins best headlights award 🥇 https://t.co/8yfeJiXd0N”
“@rarelyserious @Tesla Cool haha”
“Tesla April company talk will be from our Giga New York factory, where we make SolarGlass & several other products. Will also offer customer & media tours.”
“Great work by Tesla Team!”
“@TeslaBoomerMama @Tesla Definitely need to enhance security”
“@TeslaSynopsis @cb_doge Trying”
“Will build batteries, powertrains & vehicles, starting with Model Y”
“Goal for Model S is to show that electric is way way better than gas. Combine w solar power & the future looks bright.”
“Cool! Actually, if you buy a Tesla without a test drive, you have 3 days to return it. If you buy after a test drive, you still have 24 hours. Trying to incent buying with no test drive.”
“@tesla_raj You can also talk through the car speaker. Great for practical jokes :)”
“@WholeMarsBlog @karpathy Andrej will always be welcome at Tesla”
“Tesla Sentry Mode will play Bach’s Toccata and Fugue during a robbery (and keep Summer safe) https://t.co/wnS5qLeB2E https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ho9rZjlsyYY”
“When you get the new Tesla software update, go Ho Ho Ho. There’s an Easter egg inside the Easter egg, but it’s not funny.”
“Tesla Solar Roof + Powerwall in major new housing development in Austin https://t.co/u7NJAswFW2 https://bam.brookfield.com/press-releases/2021/07-09-2021-200014929”
“@SawyerMerritt Yes! Stop the outrageous false ESG assessments, where Tesla gets a bad grade, but an oil company can get a good grade. Total gaming of the system!”
“@farzyness Exactly. This will greatly increase public awareness that a Tesla can drive itself (supervised for now).”
“@DMC_Ryan @Tesla It will be awesome”
“@JoeBiden Model 3 is literally the most made in America car in – well of course – America”
“@teslaownersSV That was many years ago. Their cars are highly competitive these days.”
“Try using 𝕏 for audio and video calls [@teslaownersSV] 𝕏 Chat setting Select who is allowed to call you. Settings → Allow audio and video calls from:”
“@DriveTeslaca @PeteButtigieg https://t.co/6MeFDpGCFJ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autopilot”
“@teslaownersSV @NASA It’s true”
“@Everman @AndyKiersz I paid most of my Tesla-related expenses too. Tesla last year was actually net negative comp for me.”
“@TeslaAIBot 🤣”
