“RT @niccruzpatane: After 40 years, Spaceballs 2 will be releasing in 2027. The original movie from 1987 is the origin of Tesla Plaid & Lu…”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@teslaownersSV We kicked off the start of SpaceX with a Mariachi Band!”
“@Tesla @92107Runner Performance version suspension is 1cm lower & has stronger brakes in upgrade package”
“Thanks to everyone that supported Tesla in New Jersey! We couldn't have done it without you. http://t.co/swlApOg7vN http://techcrunch.com/2015/03/18/tesla-can-now-resume-car-sales-in-new-jersey/#tmhmdj:oHlj”
“@AustinTeslaClub @OwenSparks_ @WholeMarsBlog Good point. Next major software rev will do much better with automating wipers, seat heating & defrost. Probable seat settings just based on occupant mass distribution should be possible.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: “We've got a gigantic government bureaucracy. We've got overregulation. We've got agencies that have overlapping respons…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Insane to see how Tesla Optimus is able to adjust the way it’ll hold the popcorn box when it’s handed the box super low…”
“RT @DirtyTesLa: FSD 13.2.9 pulls up to a toll booth, waits for me to complete my transaction, then pulls away without a gate. 😳 Incredible…”
“@anime_virus @flcnhvy @thirdrowtesla @MFrunker If this launch succeeds, we will have put up 422 satellites …”
“@robfarago @Tesla Do EV owners use V to G a lot in Australia?”
“RT @BLKMDL3: Here’s a huge benefit of Tesla Robotaxi- Dropped us off in front of Terry Blacks, crazy hard to find parking here, yesterday…”
“@LamarMK @cybertruck @Tesla @tesla_na We’ll get it fixed pronto”
“@Teslaconomics Execution is by far the hard part, but it’s almost never shown by Hollywood”
“RT @niccruzpatane: FYI: Ron Baron thinks Tesla owned and operated Robotaxis will generate $50,000 revenue miles a year, per car. https://t.…”
“@teslaownersSV Visualization will tone down significantly for production. These are intentionally strident colors.”
“RT @Tesla: Actually Smart Summon now reacts a lot faster”
“@teslaownersSV 💯 🤦♂️”
“RT @teslaownersSV: The future should look like the future. Cybercab is insane 🤯🤯🤯 https://t.co/uCe71HON92”
“@kulpability @tlowdon @EthicalSkeptic One person at Tesla (out of 60,000) was hospitalized in serious condition (he caught cov2 at home, not work), no deaths. I called his wife & Hayward hospital to make sure he was getting the right treatment, but which he was.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: The scale of the Starship is insane and 🤯🤯🤯 https://t.co/wuQ26gqVyi”
“RT @HustleBitch_: 🚨 60 MINUTES CALLED TESLA A “SMALL STARTUP” - AND NO ONE HAD A CLUE WHAT WAS COMING The year is 2008. 60 Minutes introd…”
“RT @BLKMDL3: Getting dropped off in the RoboTaxi! Incredible first ride @Tesla_AI https://t.co/AMxUBOxDJw”
“@Teslaconomics 😂”
“@teslaownersSV @ICannot_Enough @ajtourville Maybe end of this week. Team is working hard on it.”
“RT @tesla_thailand: Drive Bangkok to the Future ⚡️ https://t.co/YDZBcqUYkT”
“@PPathole @BernieSanders Over time, since we give all employees shares, my ownership is diluted automatically. From the first financing round, where I owned ~60% of Tesla to today at ~20%, it has declined by a factor of 3.”
“@teslaownersSV So much has happened since then”
“RT @Tesla: Full unsupervised @robotaxi ride in Austin”
“@teslamodel3fan There are people not on Twitter!? Where are they?”
“@teslaownersSV Yeah”
“@cleantechnica Tesla Service Centers & a lot more Superchargers coming to Poland later this year”
“RT @wmorrill3: More efficient. More affordable. Long Range Cybertruck brings all-wheel stability and traction control plus a rear locking d…”
“@teslaownersSV LFG!!”
“@teslaownersSV I am good at tech support”
“@phil_hellmuth @Tesla Thanks Phil”
“RT @cb_doge: 🚨BREAKING: Tesla Model Y reclaims the #1 spot as Europe’s best-selling car. https://t.co/jOKzb8OUev”
“RT @ray4tesla: This Chinese blogger wrote the following, comparing FSD with domestic competing systems, claiming “Tesla is at least a gener…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: “The great thing with Trump is that we have a real individual who is not beholden to anyone, and that's what scares the…”
“RT @teslaenergy: Save more every month with Powerwall. Store energy smartly and cut costs during peak utility pricing.”
“@teslaownersSV @Kristennetten @TesLatino Every 5 to 10 days”
“@upnecs @teslaownersSV Ok”
“RT @Tesla: In the future, people will find it wild that manual driving was a daily task, not a weekend thrill https://t.co/EEwM1ZrF5d https://x.com/i/grok/share/lihj6rdOo3SbYImFg4ZYTCdcD”
“@annerajb @flcnhvy We’re creating this alloy at Tesla. Not a problem to create a lot of it, but we’ll need to come up with new body manufacturing methods, as it can’t be made using standard methods.”
“RT @BLKMDL3: Tesla Robotaxi performance at night is as great as it is during the day. https://t.co/DL864fCVuz”
“@teslaownersSV Success in spite of the state government, not because of it”
“@teslaownersSV @28delayslater @thirdrowtesla Tesla is on second rev of internal ventilator design. Will post an update on this tomorrow.”
“@teslaownersSV Karma is real”
“RT @cybertruck: The only pickup truck with FSD Supervised Pick a destination & your Cybertruck will drive you there”
“@Aristot21520213 @ray4tesla Exactly”
“RT @niccruzpatane: Bill Gates told Elon Musk that these were impossible. Can’t wait to see next-gen Tesla Semis everywhere. 😎 https://t.co…”
