“@Tesla__Mania @jurijfedorov Yeah, I did manage to throw the world champion sumo wrestler, but at the cost of smashing a disc in my neck that caused me insane back pain for 7 years!”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@BLKMDL3 @Tesla Model S & X are sublime”
“Tesla & SpaceX are seeing significant recent inflation pressure in raw materials & logistics”
“@Teslarati @Writer_01001101 Vector lanes is a particularly significant architectural improvement to Tesla AI”
“@hiromichimizuno @GailAlfarATX @Tesla @TeslaSolar @japan @vigold @SirineAti @DimaZeniuk @DogeUniversal @cb_doge @elonmuskbooks 真の友人とは、世界が離れていくときに歩みよって来てくれる人のことである。”
“@GailAlfarATX @Tesla @TeslaSolar @japan @vigold @SirineAti @DimaZeniuk @DogeUniversal @cb_doge @elonmuskbooks It was an honor”
“@OwenSparks_ @Tesla @POTUS Cool!”
“@BillyM2k @OfficialABQ Maybe Tesla should make an AI vision device that plugs into these legacy traffic lights. It could just look at traffic & automatically maximize throughput.”
“Even some of the best AI software engineers in the world don’t realize how advanced Tesla AI has become”
“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX @NASA To be clear, SpaceX wasn’t given $1.5B – we were given a contract for cargo delivery to & from Space Station that would amount to $1.5B if successful”
“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX @NASA My old delta-v mug!”
“@PPathole Alternate name for our company was Faraday, who invented the electric motor, whereas Nikola Tesla invented the AC induction motor”
“@teslaownersSV A beautiful home for life”
“Obviously, this would negatively affect Tesla, but sustainable energy solutions simply cannot react instantaneously to make up for Russian oil & gas exports.”
“@RenataKonkoly @MLUKBrandenburg @gigafactory_4 @Gf4Tesla @Gruenheide4futr @Stk_Brandenburg Haha sure :)”
“@MLUKBrandenburg @gigafactory_4 @Gf4Tesla @Gruenheide4futr @Stk_Brandenburg Ich möchte mich recht herzlich bedanken. Die Zukunft ist sehr spannend! 🇩🇪 🇩🇪”
“@teslaownersSV @tobyliiiiiiiiii Game on”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge In class action lawsuits, the actual plaintiff is always the class action law firm. They just find someone willing to serve as a puppet to “represent the class”.”
“@WhatsupFranks @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Yeah, maybe 98”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge This old YouTube clip helps explain why former UAW members who work at Tesla are not huge fans of UAW https://t.co/dncVvZrkoL https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S4DZ74IXh1U”
“@ICannot_Enough @genesimmons @JoeBiden By the way, Tesla factory worker compensation is the highest in the auto industry https://t.co/Peo3qtYc5D https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/r3m74k/andrew_sorkin_surprisingly_good_questions_to_mary/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf”
“@ICannot_Enough @genesimmons @JoeBiden Our real challenge is Bay Area has negative unemployment, so if we don’t treat and compensate our (awesome) people well, they have many other offers and will just leave! I’d like hereby to invite UAW to hold a union vote at their convenience. Tesla will do nothing to stop them.”
“@WholeMarsBlog We could’ve made a 600 mile Model S 12 months ago, but that would’ve made the product worse imo, as 99.9% of time you’d be carrying unneeded battery mass, which makes acceleration, handling & efficiency worse. Even our 400+ mile range car is more than almost anyone will use.”
“@teslaownersSV 🤣🤣 That was me tweeting from @SpaceX when someone else had snatched my name. I was actually one of the earliest Twitter users, but dropped my account because people were tweeting such trivialities at first. @westcoastbill convinced me to get back in.”
“@WholeMarsBlog The probability of Tesla dying in 2008/2009 was very high. We closed our financing round at 6pm on Dec 24th – the last working hour of the last day before Tesla would otherwise bounce payroll.”
“@JoeBiden Tesla has created over 50,000 US jobs building electric vehicles & is investing more than double GM + Ford combined [fyi to person controlling this twitter]”
“@teslaownersSV @WholeMarsBlog Our primary challenge is affordability. Creating an expensive truck is relatively easy. If it is extremely hard to do so for Tesla, despite our much greater economies of scale & better technology, then it is damn near impossible for others.”
“@WholeMarsBlog @Teslarati @KlenderJoey Saudi Arabia owns 2/3 of Lucid, so inevitable”
“@DriveTeslaca Depends on what issues we see that are unique to Canada. If things are looking good, then we can lower the safety score threshold.”
“@DriveTeslaca We’ve had about 60 or so cars testing internally in Canada. Hoping to go wider this weekend.”
“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX Starlink is a little patchy to Tonga right now, but will improve dramatically as laser inter-satellite links activate”
“@teslaownersSV @moxie Just iMessage & Signal”
“@TSLAFanMtl @DoctorJack16 I didn’t start the fight, but I will finish it.”
“@ziqi37 @teslaownersSV @SECGov Exactly”
“@DMC_Ryan @CyberpunkGame We’re working through the general case of making Steam games work on a Tesla vs specific titles. Former is obviously where we should be long-term.”
“@teslaownersSV Small changes usually affect production for less than an hour, as they’re applied to a few stations during breaks. Big changes may impact output for a day or two. Reversing out big changes or unexpected parts shortages are what impact several days.”
“@teslaownersSV Sometimes 20 small changes in a single week”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge This is just peeling back the first layer of the corruption onion. Stay tuned …”
“@GailAlfarATX @SpaceX @SirineAti @austinbarnard45 @OwenSparks_ @TacosandTeslas @EvaFoxU @DimaZeniuk @Grandpajoe42 @AstroJordy Yes”
“@Teslarati @Writer_01001101 !!”
“@TeslaGong 🤣”
“@d4t4wr4ngl3r @Tesla Tesla owners in the greater Giga Texas area will get priority, so yes”
“@TeslaOwnersEBay @WholeMarsBlog @teslaownersSV @MadonnaInn @telsa @SjvTesla @TeslaClubSoCal @TeslaClubLA @TeslaOwnersNBay @MyTeslaAdventur @teslaownersriv1 @OCTeslaClub @Tesla Depends mostly on FAA certification, but hopefully within 6 months. We’re testing on Gulfstreams to debug issues, but deployment priority is commercial airliners.”
“@teslaownersSV @MadonnaInn @telsa @SjvTesla @TeslaClubSoCal @TeslaClubLA @TeslaOwnersNBay @MyTeslaAdventur @teslaownersriv1 @OCTeslaClub @Tesla Cybertruck”
“@WholeMarsBlog @teslaownersSV @MadonnaInn @telsa @SjvTesla @TeslaClubSoCal @TeslaClubLA @TeslaOwnersNBay @MyTeslaAdventur @teslaownersriv1 @OCTeslaClub @Tesla Yes, in the air”
“@teslaownersSV @MadonnaInn @telsa @SjvTesla @TeslaClubSoCal @TeslaClubLA @TeslaOwnersNBay @MyTeslaAdventur @teslaownersriv1 @OCTeslaClub @Tesla Probably”
“@RyanZohoury @TeslaCharging @Tesla And, of course, you can pay in Ðoge”
“@RyanZohoury @TeslaCharging @Tesla And futuristic diner / drive-in theater planned for Hollywood area!”
“@teslaownersSV Pretty much 🤣🤣”
“@jimcramer Plaid Model S & X are sublime”
