“@JacksMacintosh @SmileSimplify @j_brorsson @ElectrekCo @FredericLambert The FSD upgrade is the Tesla computer with our NN chip”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@fredsa @FredericLambert @jeffborden_cga @marc_benton @MrTommyCampbell @Tesla That’s the plan”
“@omcintyre @CrampedEyes @SpaceX @Tesla What are you talking about? You’re being incredibly rude & nonsensical.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Why Grok stands out from other AIs: • Maximum truth-seeking: Built to prioritize raw, unfiltered truth over political c…”
“RT @niccruzpatane: Every year for Coachella, Tesla deploys mobile Supercharger stalls powered by Megapack batteries to keep up with demand.…”
“RT @LinkN01: In March 2026 there were 70,663 EV's registered in Germany, Tesla had almost 10% of that market. And Model Y was the best-sell…”
“@AndredAlmeida Yeah, Model 3 is designed to fit 6’4” adults comfortably in both front & rear seats at same time”
“@WillFealey @TonyTesla4Life @tesla_truth @FredericLambert @jeffborden_cga @marc_benton @MrTommyCampbell @Tesla Yes”
“There will ultimately be tens of millions of driverless Teslas throughout the world giving rides 24/7 https://t.co/zWK5dHy75e”
“@TonyTesla4Life @tesla_truth @FredericLambert @jeffborden_cga @marc_benton @MrTommyCampbell @Tesla Correct”
“@rrosenbl @ElectrekCo @FredericLambert @Tesla Have been meaning to get around to talking to him. Some of his criticisms are valid, but, on the higher body/chassis weight front, he wasn’t fully appreciating that we were going for much higher crash safety levels than other cars.”
“Other trucks look badass, Cybertruck actually is https://t.co/5DufWfoOAA”
“RT @jasondebolt: I’m sad to hear that the model S and model X will be discontinued, but it makes complete sense. I ordered my Tesla model…”
“@Syntality @FredericLambert @jeffborden_cga @marc_benton @MrTommyCampbell @Tesla Of course”
“@marshall5912 @buckycovington @MacTechGenius About 2% of Tesla, incl salaried & hourly, union & non-union were let go in annual review. Only known union person fired was a guy who repeatedly threatened non-union supporters verbally & on social media & lied about it.”
“@TonyTesla4Life @tesla_truth @FredericLambert @jeffborden_cga @marc_benton @MrTommyCampbell @Tesla Sure”
“@samuelrogg @ElectrekCo @FredericLambert To be clear, all Model 3 cars, incl early production will have same great braking ability. Nature of any product, however, is that if you care about perfection, you make constant small refinements. Today’s Model S is far more refined than initial production.”
“That’s a happy picture 🥰 [@teslaownersSV] The picture that wins the internet today”
“Cybertruck can beat a Porsche 911 while towing a Porsche 911!”
“Just drove Cybertruck around Austin! https://t.co/QN19Agqa7R”
“@FredericLambert Yes, but Model 3 is the overwhelming priority”
“The evil knuckleheads picked the wrong vehicle for a terrorist attack. Cybertruck actually contained the explosion and directed the blast upwards. Not even the glass doors of the lobby were broken.”
“Cybertruck looks like the future”
“@scottmcnealy That article was incredibly misleading and you should know it. Wager right now that Sun has received far more than Tesla?”
“You can now buy a Tesla with Bitcoin”
“@teslamodel3fan @FredericLambert @MacTechGenius @blundell_apps Answers: Yes. No. Doesn't matter.”
“Cybertruck https://t.co/OulLTYy15s”
“Certainly true that many people believe that Tesla and SpaceX are powered by the #hhgttg Infinite Improbability Drive :)”
“We named @Tesla after Nikola Tesla, one of the greatest engineers ever. He was a penniless immigrant whose inventions led to American dominance in electricity generation and usage. https://t.co/1K1IdSUjM0”
“😂 [@teslaownersSV] 🫡 )”
“Your Tesla can now drive itself through complex parking lots to find you”
“Optimus strolling around the lab https://t.co/E25ttHGsF0”
“This was Optimus not long ago https://t.co/nqlXuSYCkQ”
“Cybertruck has a sloped roof … just sayin https://t.co/z1jYNmrafy”
“Cybertruck production line https://t.co/sGYuVFLy3c”
“Video of the inside of Cortex today, the giant new AI training supercluster being built at Tesla HQ in Austin to solve real-world AI https://t.co/DwJVUWUrb5”
“This level of violence is insane and deeply wrong. Tesla just makes electric cars and has done nothing to deserve these evil attacks. [@ElizabethForNV] Happening this morning in my town of Las Vegas, several Tesla vehicles engulfed in flames! This is horrific and evil, it must stop immediately!!!!”
“@christesla @FredericLambert Almost there. We are just being very careful with the rollout.”
“Net of gas savings, a Tesla is $550 to $600/month with down payment taken care of by tax credits. Maybe less costly then it first seems.”
“Let’s give Optimus a hand for catching ball! https://t.co/i44qcD1iLd”
“@FredericLambert @JimPengelly No, we are minimizing configuration complexity to keep the production ramp on schedule. RWD only for early production, just like Model S.”
“Cybertruck pulls F-150 uphill https://t.co/OfaqUkrDI3”
“Optimus will come in many forms https://t.co/0uWDioDGzG”
“All Tesla Superchargers in Israel are free”
“Just wanted to say thank you to everyone supporting Tesla in the face of relentless attacks. ❤️❤️ Super Appreciated!! ❤️❤️”
“Optimus folds a shirt https://t.co/3F5o3jVLq1”
“Yeah [@TeslaBoomerMama] This was the moment I understood something was off July 2022 )”
“Yes 🇺🇸 [@teslaownersSV] I will fight for and die in America Elon Musk )”
“An investigation has found 5 ActBlue-funded groups responsible for Tesla “protests”: Troublemakers, Disruption Project, Rise & Resist, Indivisible Project and Democratic Socialists of America. ActBlue funders include George Soros, Reid Hoffman, Herbert Sandler, Patricia Bauman,…”
“Tesla has a Semi 😉”
