The tweet archive.

“Cybertruck receives top safety rating! [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: The @Tesla Cybertruck has now officially received a 5-Star safety rating for both the driver and passenger independent scores from the NHTSA, on top of the overall 5-star rating it already received back in February.”

“Congratulations Tesla Giga Berlin team!! [deleted tweet]”

“There is no change to tax incentives for oil & gas, just EV/solar [@gailalfaratx] @teslaenergy Are Oil/fossil fuel credits ending? It appears they are not. So slashing solar energy credits is unjust. But what’s more unjust is the damage that is done to people’s lives during storms and blackouts, because ultimately you can’t replace a human life.”

“Running robot [@Tesla_Optimus] Just set a new PR in the lab”

“Grok it [@teslaownersSV] Don’t google it. Grok it. )”

“Tesla Powerwall enables your home to operate normally during a power outage https://t.co/tEE4LDCaWG https://www.tesla.com/powerwall”

“Great work by Tesla Texas Team!! Built & delivered first Giga Texas production cars & threw a killer opening party 💥💫 🚘”

“Inflation is caused by government spending [@teslaownersSV] “Inflation, throughout history, has been used as a pernicious tax. It's like one degree removed, so people don't feel it directly. Then, the politicians will try to blame it on something else. But it's all about government spending.” Elon Musk )”

“Held a soft opening for First Responders at the Tesla Diner in LA [@TeslaCharging] Thank you First Responders!”

“Since most people don’t love to buy cars in the middle of winter, Tesla is offering a $1000 incentive to do so. This is the essential quandary of manufacturing: factories need continuous production for efficiency, but consumer demand is seasonal.”

“@teslaownersSV How strange”

“This year [@Tesla] One day it’ll drive itself right to your house”

“The left has become the party of hate and violence [@MatchasmMatt] I am shocked that we have so much soft approval of violence and negativity by the MSM and other "leaders" right now. A few examples off the top of my head: -Jimmy Kimmel giving the wink and the nod to vandalizing Teslas. -Jon Stewart making a Luigi "joke" about k*lling Elon”

“Super congratulations to the @Tesla_AI software & chip design teams on a successful @Robotaxi launch!! Culmination of a decade of hard work. Both the AI chip and software teams were built from scratch within Tesla.”

“Tesla back at #1 [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: The Tesla Model Y was Europe’s bestselling car in September, returning to the No. 1 slot for the first time in nine months. https://www.autonews.com/tesla/ane-europe-top-50-september-2025-9-months-1021/”

“https://t.co/tu4nztFwwG [@Tesla] New Model Y Performance now available in the US – 3.3 secs 0-60 – 155 mph top speed – 308 mi range Highlights – New front/rear fascia & carbon spoiler for better aerodynamics – Performance carbon spoiler = increased downforce, reduced drag – New 21" Arachnid wheels + tires with”

“FSD 14.3 release notes @Tesla_AI [@Tesla_AI] New release of FSD Supervised now starting to roll out This update brings 20% faster reaction time to further increase safety, among many other improvements Full release notes below Full Self-Driving (Supervised) v14.3 includes - Upgraded the Reinforcement Learning (RL) stage”

“Please let us know if you have any questions about voting your Tesla shares!”

“Turns out that we can get radical leftists to burn down any government department if we just put a Tesla logo on it! This will be so easy. They’ll never figure it out. [@TheBabylonBee] Elon Musk Disguises IRS Building As Tesla Dealership So Democrats Will Burn It Down https://buff.ly/SM4YUu5”

“Tesla Annual meeting starting now https://t.co/j1KHf3k6ch https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1LyGBXwkNlYxN”

“Speed [@Tesla_Optimus] 2.5 years”

“True. New Roadster unveil probably in late April. [@Rainmaker1973] Today in 2008, Tesla began the regular production on its first car, the Tesla Roadster. Also, a reminder that there's one Tesla Roadster in an elliptical heliocentric orbit crossing the orbit of Mars.”

“Fraud [@teslaownersSV] How is open AI becoming a for profit?)”

“Cybertruck option package”

“That will be one hell of a building! [@niccruzpatane] This would roughly be the scale of the Tesla/SpaceX TERAFAB compared to Tesla’s Giga Texas factory, which is already one of the largest buildings in the world. We are talking about an unprecedented amount of scale.”

“First Cybertruck deliveries in 2 hours!”

“An amazing sports SUV [@Tesla] Model Y Performance from sketch to reality”

“Tesla has the best real-world AI by far”

“Join Tesla for real-world AGI or xAI for digital-world AGI [@aelluswamy] We are actively hiring talented people to work on this extremely high impact project. Join @Tesla_AI or @xai to help accelerate this.”

“The hammer of justice strikes [@TheJusticeDept] Today, @AGPamBondi announced charges against three individuals responsible for the violent destruction of Tesla properties. Read more: https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/attorney-general-pamela-bondi-announces-severe-charges-against-violent-tesla-arsonists”

“Now number 1 in every EU country! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 just became the #1 source for news in every single EU country — Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Czechia, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal,… https://x.com/i/web/status/1997711738041741697”

“Tesla Semi delivering Tesla cars https://t.co/ttEpcW5d8G”

“You can summon your Tesla from your phone. Only short distances today, but in a few years summon will work from across the continent.”

“Europe will love Tesla self-driving! Due to the extreme regulatory burden of the EU, which in general stifles innovation in Europe, Tesla owners there have been stuck with basic lane-following. [@SawyerMerritt] German TV reporter testing @Tesla FSD (Supervised) V14 in the country as public transport in rural areas: "I was genuinely impressed. In the situations where we experienced the system, it worked perfectly and safely. I hadn't expected that. Even in the bad weather conditions in”

“Doing my best to make this happen [@teslaownersSV] "There is only basically one way to make everyone wealthy, and that is AI and robotics." — Elon Musk”

“Starbase started with one shovel [@teslaownersSV] How it started vs how it’s going”

“Optimus V3 is going to be 🤌 Excellent review w @Tesla_Optimus team”

“Walked whole Cybertruck production line at Giga Texas for several hours earlier today – gonna be awesome!”

“Tesla full self-driving will amaze you [@SawyerMerritt] 44% of voters have not tried any version of Tesla FSD (Supervised) V13.”

“The Tesla Optimus hand is so sophisticated that it makes a Fabergé seem simple. And it gives you a whole new appreciation for how incredible the human hand is.”

“Yeah, that was messed up [@teslaownersSV] ROGAN: “With Elon Musk, you’re seeing people justifying violence and extreme vandalism. You’re seeing people cheering on and it’s very strange. On the Daily Show, they were talking about people vandalizing Teslas and the audience clapped””

“Tesla AI Day August 19th”

“Please reply in comments if you’re having difficulty voting your Tesla shares”

“😎 [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: The Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department will receive a fleet of 10 @Tesla Cybertrucks to start patrolling the streets. According to Sheriff Kevin McMahill, the Cybertrucks will be made to look like LVMPD patrol and SWAT cars like the pic below: )”

“Tesla is using only internal & open source software & operates Bitcoin nodes directly. Bitcoin paid to Tesla will be retained as Bitcoin, not converted to fiat currency.”

“Tesla audio engineering”

“😂 [@mikepat711] Elon in the earnings call conference room: *shitposting on X* “Elon would like to make some opening remarks” *Looks up from phone, grabs mic* “So yeah we solved FSD, gonna roll it out in June. Optimus on deck, Cybercab coming, new Model Y teed up at every factory. Basically…)”

“Tesla Full Self-Driving Beta is now available to anyone in North America who requests it from the car screen, assuming you have bought this option. Congrats to Tesla Autopilot/AI team on achieving a major milestone!”

“Glad Tesla FSD was there to help and that you’re feeling well!”

“Tesla has by far the most advanced real-world AI. No one else is even close. Join us @Tesla_AI! [@YunTaTsai1] Sometimes I am still pondering on the fact that Tesla, a car company, would decide to create its own brain six years ago. Not for playing games, but to solve the hardest holy grail in human history — full autonomy. Still sounds crazy, even today.”