The tweet archive.

“Humor sees through to the truth [@TheBabylonBee] British Authorities Arrest St. George For Brandishing Bladed Weapon At Dragon https://buff.ly/KKIltmN”

“Starlink for boats!”

“Updated Starlink availability by region”

“Starlink now available for RVs, campers & other large vehicle users (note, antenna too big for cars) https://t.co/uwKwduNioj https://starlink.com/rv”

“The first Starlink direct from satellite to mobile phone text messages are working!”

“Starlink approved by The Philippines 🇵🇭 https://t.co/M1xjXUl473 http://starlink.com”

“Starlink available in Congo! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Congo grants licence to Starlink, reversing earlier ban”

“Starlink now available in Bhutan! [@Starlink] Starlink’s high-speed, low-latency internet is now available in Bhutan! 🛰️🇧🇹❤️→ https://www.starlink.com/map?country=BT)”

“@sikorskiradek Be quiet, small man. You pay a tiny fraction of the cost. And there is no substitute for Starlink.”

“Starlink even works in an Arctic winter [@Starlink] Engineered for harsh conditions, Starlink provides reliable connectivity 🛰️❄️”

“First launch of Starlink Direct-to-Phone satellites https://t.co/Bamfpvlioz https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1OwxWYmNbeeGQ”

“Starlink Airborne Streaming Latency Test https://t.co/eFvzfuQOmB https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1vAxRDpYmgDGl”

“Falcon flies for the 9th time tonight”

“Starlink now available in the Cook Islands”

“This is the way [@Starlink] High-speed internet on the go 🛰️🛻”

“Congrats Falcon & Starlink teams!”

“Cool [@SawyerMerritt] United Airlines Starlink review: "Throughout the 90-minute flight, I regularly clocked download speeds of over 100 Mbps, with speeds peaking at 222 Mbps. I was able to download the YouTube app (308.4 MB) in seconds, watch YouTube videos, stream shows, listen to Spotify and even”

“Latency good enough to play FPS games on an airplane! [@xdNiBoR] Playing competitive games like Valorant and CS:GO on a plane using Starlink. A different user says: "The speeds are actually better than I have at home"”

“Falcon Heavy goes vertical https://t.co/uG1k0WISv1”

“Starlink gives you fast Internet anywhere on Earth [@Starlink] Fast, reliable internet in even the most rural and remote areas 🛰️❤️”

“Starlink now on all @HawaiianAir Airbus planes!”

“Starlink now available in over 120 countries! [@Starlink] Starlink’s high-speed, low-latency internet is now available in Saint Vincent and the Grenadines! 🛰️🇻🇨❤️ → http://starlink.com/map?country=VC”

“4 Astronauts fly to @Space_Station on Sat night from Cape. First operational flight of Crew Dragon. https://t.co/uZCGiKciKb”

“Another batch of Starlinks in orbit. These will mostly support high latitude connectivity.”

“More Starlinks in orbit”

“Falcon 9 launches 30 satellites”

“Cool, glad @Starlink could help!”

“Starlink now works for high latitudes”

“Starlink is now available in Qatar! 🇶🇦 [@Starlink] Starlink's high-speed, low-latency internet is now available in Qatar! 🛰️🇶🇦❤️ → http://starlink.com/qatar”

“100k terminals shipped! https://t.co/Q1VvqVmJ2i http://Starlink.com”

“Several thousand more Starlink beta participation invitations going out this week”

“Starlink Super Bowl ad! Affordable Internet anywhere. https://t.co/Q1VvqV5G0i https://t.co/szhJMG4LaZ http://Starlink.com”

“You can play real-time video games on Starlink, whereas that is impossible with geostationary satellites that are ~50 times further away. Speed of light is the law.”

“22 more Starlinks”

“Falcon Heavy hold-down firing this morning was good. Generated quite a thunderhead of steam. Launching in a week or so. https://t.co/npaqatbNir”

“@DegreaseNeil That’s why Dragon has shields”

“Connecting the least connected [@Starlink] Starlink connecting schools in the Philippines to high-speed internet 🛰️📚”

“Cool [@catturd2] I've had Starlink for over a month now and it's amazing. I live way out in the country and satellite internet is the only option available. It's lightning fast - 10x faster than what I had before and I've never lost signal no matter how bad it's storming. It's truly a game…)”

“Try Starlink 🇬🇧 [@Telegraph] 🔴 In the UK, Starlink has just started offering high-speed internet for as little as £35 a month - that is cheaper than BT’s equivalent £40 service https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/01/18/elon-musk-has-parked-his-tanks-on-bts-lawn/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_tw_post_his-tanks-on-bts-lawn/”

“Starlink direct to your unmodified phone with no new hardware required! [@Starlink] Starlink Direct to Cell will soon provide SMS service across Chile’s varied geography, eliminating dead zones and keeping you connected in case of emergency 🛰️📱”

“Starlink [@SawyerMerritt] Starlink Mini Review: "I’ve written skeptically about Starlink in the past, but as I sat on top of a mountain in the North Cascades watching live NFL games in HD, I couldn’t help but grin; I ran some more real-world tests. The Starlink Mini passed all of them beautifully. I”

“Starlink is improving fast [@MarioNawfal] STARLINK SPEEDS UP – 50% FASTER, AND V3 HASN’T EVEN LAUNCHED YET Starlink’s turning “high-speed” into an understatement! Speed Stats: •⁠ ⁠Median speeds up 50% since January •⁠ ⁠200+ Mbps downloads, 30+ Mbps uploads •⁠ ⁠26 ms latency – faster than most fiber And”

“Order at https://t.co/Q1VvqV5G0i! http://Starlink.com”

“Starlink now available in South Korea 🇰🇷 [@Starlink] Starlink's high-speed, low-latency internet is now available in South Korea! 🛰️🇰🇷❤️ → http://starlink.com/southkorea”

“And next year, Falcon is aiming for >150 flights!”

“❤️ [@Starlink] For those affected by the severe flooding in Indonesia, Starlink is providing free service to new and existing customers through the end of December. We’re also working with the Indonesian government to rapidly deploy terminals and restore connectivity to the hardest-hit areas on… https://x.com/i/web/status/1994474226771005571”

“This will save lives of people in remote locations by enabling them to call for help [@Starlink] Chile is the first Latin American country to make @Starlink Direct to Cell available to customers! From forests to deserts, customers can now stay connected in the most remote areas with satellite-to-mobile technology 🛰️📱❤️”

“Starlink now in Cape Verde”

“Starlink now available in Congo! [@Starlink] Starlink's high-speed, low-latency internet is now available in the Democratic Republic of the Congo! 🛰️🇨🇩❤️ → http://starlink.com/drc”

“Starlink view of 2nd stage deorbit burn https://t.co/kbLv95bAK7”