The tweet archive.

“Update about the second Neuralink device in a human. If all goes well, there will be hundreds of people with Neuralinks within a few years, maybe tens of thousands within 5 years, millions within 10 years, …”

“True [@durov] You’d have to be braindead to believe WhatsApp is secure in 2026. When we analyzed how WhatsApp implemented its “encryption”, we found multiple attack vectors.”

“Neuralink is accepting applications for the second participant. This is our Telepathy cybernetic brain implant that allows you to control your phone and computer just by thinking. No one better than Noland (@ModdedQuad) himself to tell you about the first!”

“@Model3Owners It’s a quintillion (10^18) floating point operations per second – enough to simulate a human brain”

“@ModdedQuad @joerogan Noland and I discussed a possible second Neuralink (next gen version) that would allow his other brain hemisphere to interact telepathically with his computer. This would be like having two-handed control ability, the equivalent of mouse and keyboard.”

“@jgrano305 Probably J&J, but BioNtech & Moderna are good too. Some debate imo as to whether a second synthetic mRNA shot is really needed, but the first is a no-brainer.”

“@cremieuxrecueil There are certainly other factors at play, but heavy use of c-sections allows for a larger brain, as brain size has historically been limited by birth canal diameter”

“RT @TheAliceSmith: A light goes on in your brain when you realise that the Second Amendment - the right to keep and bear arms - isn’t about…”

“@TeslaGong @ElonsBrain @CathieDWood @ARKInvest It will ultimately be used to make up for entire lost sections of the brain due to stroke/accident/congenital. Don’t want to get too excited, but the potential is truly transformational for restoring brain & motor functions. There is no other way to do it imo.”

“@flcnhvy @neuralink Right now, trajectory of neuro-silicon symbiosis doesn’t appear to intersect trajectory of AGI. Goal of Neuralink is to raise this probability above 0.0%.”

“@Vasta_218 @neuralink 🤣🤣 yes, security is extremely important”

“I’m not brainwashed!! https://t.co/4kx61uu4yy”

“The Blindsight device from Neuralink will enable even those who have lost both eyes and their optic nerve to see. Provided the visual cortex is intact, it will even enable those who have been blind from birth to see for the first time. To set expectations correctly, the vision… https://t.co/RAenDpd3fx”

“MEGA, MEGA, MEGA!!! Back to common sense. [@PeterSweden7] Make Europe Great Again. ▪️Reject Socialism ▪️Restore free speech ▪️Protect the borders ▪️Expose mainstream media lies ▪️Get rid of woke ideology ▪️Promote family values ▪️Don't be ashamed of our heritage ▪️Stop far-left brainwashing in schools Time to MEGA 💪)”

“Matt Gaetz has 3 critical assets that are needed for the AG role: a big brain, a spine of steel and an axe to grind. He is the Judge Dredd America needs to clean up a corrupt system and put powerful bad actors in prison. Gaetz will be our Hammer of Justice.”

“Funny that she has never said a word about Soros, who has cumulatively put a hundred times more money into elections than I have 🤔 If I can figure out 🚀science with SpaceX and 🧠 surgery with Neuralink, then maybe I can figure out politics too 🤷‍♂️”

“💯 [@SwipeWright] You cannot simultaneously believe that (1) all borders are fake and should not be policed, and (2) that land can be "stolen." This is one of the most braindead beliefs a person can hold.”

“Such a joy to work with amazingly talented people at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink & Boring Co!”

“Livestream of @Neuralink demonstrating “Telepathy” – controlling a computer and playing video games just by thinking”

“The first human received an implant from @Neuralink yesterday and is recovering well. Initial results show promising neuron spike detection.”

“Successful 100 days with first human implant of @Neuralink”

“Russia went too far 3 years ago, now the Ukrainian government has gone too far. Endless death in trenches is wrong and anyone who continues to push that lacks both empathy and a brain. [@AlexandruC4] Wtf happened to him in the last 3 years? )”

“Optimus can now walk on highly variable ground using neural nets to control its electric limbs. Join @Tesla if you want to work on interesting real-world AI systems.”

“People have been brainwashed into civilizational suicide”

“Talk to the first @Neuralink recipient with ALS [@ALScyborg] I am the 3rd person in the world to receive the @Neuralink brain implant. 1st with ALS. 1st Nonverbal. I am typing this with my brain. It is my primary communication. Ask me anything! I will answer at least all verified users! Thank you @elonmusk!”

“Damn brain https://t.co/qkueH5GtLP”

“Nice of him to say [@ElonClipsX] JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon: Elon is our Einstein. It's rational he checks our government efficiency. “You’ve got to look at Elon, at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink – the guy is our Einstein. I'd like to be helpful to him and his companies as much as we can. I think it is completely… )”

“Very long list. America should require ID to vote. It’s a no-brainer! [@libsoftiktok] Countries that require ID to vote:”

“The physicality of the brain becomes startlingly obvious upon inspection: it is a biological computer. Our brains shrinks over time as we age and when you see the brain of someone with severe dementia, the damage is not subtle. What is surprising is that it functions at all.”

“One of the greatest crimes in history [@wesyang] We brainwashed hundreds of thousands of unstable young people to believe that chemically castrating and dismembering themselves is their only way to become their true selves and avoid suicide and that anyone preventing them from inflicting the ultimate sexual violence on… https://x.com/i/web/status/2008410052579741939”

“The first human patient will soon receive a Neuralink device. This ultimately has the potential to restore full body movement. In the long term, Neuralink hopes to play a role in AI risk civilizational risk reduction by improving human to AI (and human to human) bandwidth by…”

“Listen to Gad [@GadSaad] No. All immigrants are not equally likely to assimilate. Open borders is suicidal empathy. My immigration positions stem from having a functioning brain rooted in reality.”

“Reinforcing negative neural pathways via therapy or introspection is a recipe for misery. Don’t cut a rut in the road. [@pmarca] My big conclusion from this week: Introspection causes emotional disorders.”

“I am increasingly convinced that @Neuralink should prioritize making an implant that can eliminate back & neck pain. Would greatly improve people’s happiness while awake, as well as enhance quality of sleep. https://t.co/kabge5XRuH”

“Yes, and enable quadriplegics to walk again and use their hands [@xdNiBoR] Neuralink is just so incredible 🥹 Neuralink will help millions restore speech, blindness, and so much more! These videos make me emotional every single time.”

“Noland is playing Polytopia just by thinking via his Neuralink Telepathy device https://t.co/NkNimbhPB3 https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1lDxLlXLnlaxm”

“Robots will surpass good human surgeons within a few years and the best human surgeons within ~5 years. @Neuralink had to use a robot for the brain-computer electrode insertion, as it was impossible for a human to achieve the required speed and precision. [@MarioNawfal] 🚨 ROBOTS CAN NOW HELP WITH SURGERY — AND THEY’RE ACTUALLY GOOD AT IT Medtronic tested its Hugo robot in 137 real surgeries — fixing prostates, kidneys, and bladders — and the results were better than doctors expected. Complication rates were super low: just 3.7% for prostate”

“Political tribalism really does break most people’s brains”

“Funny cause it’s true https://t.co/FuIFx4Xuaq https://babylonbee.com/news/kim-jong-un-attends-ivy-league-university-to-learn-new-brainwashing-techniques”

“I am confident this will happen someday [@cb_doge] Neuralink has the potential to fully cure paralysis. "It is possible from the physics standpoint to restore full body functionality." 一 Elon Musk )”

“Congratulations Neuralink team!”

“Yes, that was their main goal. They used “helping people” as cover. [@CatchUpFeed] Marjorie Taylor Greene: "What we have learned is that USAID has been used by Democrats to brainwash the world with globalist propaganda to force regime change around world." )”

“Advanced cybernetics are real [@MarioNawfal] CAN’T SEE, CAN’T WALK? ELON’S WORKING ON THAT Forget flying cars—Elon is out here casually curing blindness and giving people robot limbs you can control with your brain. His Neuralink brain chip can literally plug into your skull and talk to Tesla’s Optimus robot—so if you’ve”

“Most people don’t understand that their minds can be taken over by a virus, just like a computer virus takes over your computer. The woke mind virus is like Cordyceps. [@SwipeWright] Gender ideology parasitized people's brains and turned them into seemingly rabid versions of their former selves. This is how one of my very closest friends (at the time) responded to my article debunking the "sex spectrum" in 2020, including my responses. Many years of… )”

“Yes, that’s almost always how it goes with new technology [@shaunmmaguire] The Tesla Roadster is niche w bad range The Falcon 1 is a shit rocket The Neuralink v1 bit rate is low Subways >>> cars Grok 1 sucks X will break after firing people It’s amazing how people don’t get the pattern v1 sucks, v2 is okay, v3 is SOTA, v4 is god-mode)”

““Puberty blockers” is a propaganda term for castration chemicals that cause brain damage to kids [@BillboardChris] Puberty blockers lower IQ.”

“Same person [@WallStreetApes] Barack Obama's ICE chief gets an award for 920,000 removals Donald Trump’s ICE chief gets called a Nazi It’s the same person, Tom Homan In 2012 Obama deported 409,000 people In 2025 Trump deported 290,000 people THE DIFFERENCE IS THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA BRAINWASHING”

“Back to working 7 days a week and sleeping in the office if my little kids are away [@iam_smx] Wartime CEO Engaged. "7 days a week sleeping in the factory, No one should put these many hours into work, this is not good, this is very painful, it hurts my brain and my heart." -Elon Musk”

“@mattyglesias Did your brain fall out of your head, Yglesias? The choice is have Twitter throttled in its entirety or limit access to some tweets. Which one do you want?”

“Neuralink is restoring speech to those who have lost the ability to speak [@neuralink] ALS has gradually taken away Kenneth’s ability to speak. Through Neuralink’s VOICE clinical trial, he’s exploring how a brain-computer interface designed to translate thought to speech could help restore autonomy in his daily life. Watch to learn more:”