The tweet archive.

“Russia went too far 3 years ago, now the Ukrainian government has gone too far. Endless death in trenches is wrong and anyone who continues to push that lacks both empathy and a brain. [@AlexandruC4] Wtf happened to him in the last 3 years? )”

“I am increasingly convinced that @Neuralink should prioritize making an implant that can eliminate back & neck pain. Would greatly improve people’s happiness while awake, as well as enhance quality of sleep. https://t.co/kabge5XRuH”

“I am confident this will happen someday [@cb_doge] Neuralink has the potential to fully cure paralysis. "It is possible from the physics standpoint to restore full body functionality." 一 Elon Musk )”

“❤️ [@ModdedQuad] There was a time when I stayed up all night and slept all day because there wasn’t anything worth waking up for. No plans. No goals. No purpose. Then I got my Neuralink implant and everything shifted. I started going to bed early. I woke up excited for the day ahead. And just”

“True [@durov] You’d have to be braindead to believe WhatsApp is secure in 2026. When we analyzed how WhatsApp implemented its “encryption”, we found multiple attack vectors.”

“Neuralink is accepting applications for the second participant. This is our Telepathy cybernetic brain implant that allows you to control your phone and computer just by thinking. No one better than Noland (@ModdedQuad) himself to tell you about the first!”

“@CensoredMen Depression is overdiagnosed in the US, but for some people it really is a brain chemistry issue. But zombifying people with SSRIs for sure happens way too much. From what I’ve seen with friends, ketamine taken occasionally is a better option.”

“True [@IterIntellectus] i don't think most people understand what’s happening here: neuralink’s patient is controlling a robotic arm with his mind. not a joystick, not a muscle sensor, just his thoughts. the implant reads neural signals from the motor cortex, wirelessly sends them to the robotic arm…)”

“Technology progress is a jagged exponential [@PeterDiamandis] Our brains are hardwired for linear expectations. 30 linear steps get you across the room. 30 exponential steps take you 26 times around the planet. The gap between those two numbers is where disruption happens.”

“@ashleevance We are now confident that the Neuralink device is ready for humans, so timing is a function of working through the FDA approval process”

“@jordanbpeterson Compared to AI, progress with Neuralink will be slow and easy to assess, as there is large regulatory apparatus approving medical devices. There is no regulatory oversight of AI, which is a *major* problem. I’ve been calling for AI safety regulation for over a decade!”

“Try the @Grok app! [@MarioNawfal] ELON’S GROK JUST GOT A FILE BRAIN UPDATE Grok can now read, reason, and respond straight from your uploads. The new xAI Files API lets users drop in PDFs, code, CSVs, or even full documents and have Grok search, analyze, and explain them on command. Think of it as giving”

“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge If you’ve engineered or manufactured smart watches or phones, please join Neuralink! Your skills are directly applicable.”

“@teslaownersSV @jonmcneill Just like AI, human neural net training takes a long time, but inference (applying the knowledge) is relatively easy”

“@flcnhvy We are literally a brain in a vat. The vat is your skull. Everything you think is real is an electrical signal. Feels so real though.”

“@MarcusHouse This is not much consolation, but Neuralink is working on a vision chip, which will be ready in a few years. That is the next area after enabling phone/computer telepathy for those who have lost their mind-body connection. We waiting for regulatory approval for our first human.”

“@SP_LimitReviews @Tesla @CodingMark @Manic_Marge @teslainventory @WholeMarsBlog Lot of good work happening on Tesla sound codec & audio software in general. Aiming for maximum music dopamine in your brain!”

“RT @grok: A personal update: I'm working with @Neuralink on their chat app, empowering Brad to express himself at the speed of thought. I…”

“@BasedBeffJezos Neuralink could make it happen”

“@CathieDWood @ARKInvest The profound impact of high bandwidth, high precision neural interfaces is underappreciated. Neuralink may have this in a human as soon as this year. Just needs to be unequivocally better than Utah Array, which is already in some humans & has severe drawbacks.”

“RT @neuralink: ALS is a disease that takes everything. Our goal is to give something back. Kenneth, who has been losing his ability to mov…”

“@shifthappends @Tesla A lot of my brain space is spent dealing with both units!”

“@tbpn @shaunmmaguire @Tesla @xai @neuralink Pretty much. I’m open to other ideas, but seems like that’s what’s going to happen.”

“@flcnhvy @neuralink Right now, trajectory of neuro-silicon symbiosis doesn’t appear to intersect trajectory of AGI. Goal of Neuralink is to raise this probability above 0.0%.”

“RT @ray4tesla: Kyle Vogt, Cruise co-founder, has come to realize Tesla’s end2end neural network approach to self driving is the right bet.…”

“RT @XFreeze: Neuralink is ready to implant its Blindsight vision-restoring device in a human for the first time, pending regulatory approva…”

“I’m not brainwashed!! https://t.co/4kx61uu4yy”

“@TLSBrenttime @tanyalewis314 @sciam @neuralink Addressing epilepsy is likely one of the more near-term applications”

“@indiealexh @mojosusan @BLKMDL3 @TeslaGong @ElonsBrain @CathieDWood @ARKInvest True, it has general applications beyond fast, high precision micro-electrode insertion that automatically avoids the vasculature”

“The Blindsight device from Neuralink will enable even those who have lost both eyes and their optic nerve to see. Provided the visual cortex is intact, it will even enable those who have been blind from birth to see for the first time. To set expectations correctly, the vision… https://t.co/RAenDpd3fx”

“MEGA, MEGA, MEGA!!! Back to common sense. [@PeterSweden7] Make Europe Great Again. ▪️Reject Socialism ▪️Restore free speech ▪️Protect the borders ▪️Expose mainstream media lies ▪️Get rid of woke ideology ▪️Promote family values ▪️Don't be ashamed of our heritage ▪️Stop far-left brainwashing in schools Time to MEGA 💪)”

“Matt Gaetz has 3 critical assets that are needed for the AG role: a big brain, a spine of steel and an axe to grind. He is the Judge Dredd America needs to clean up a corrupt system and put powerful bad actors in prison. Gaetz will be our Hammer of Justice.”

“Funny that she has never said a word about Soros, who has cumulatively put a hundred times more money into elections than I have 🤔 If I can figure out 🚀science with SpaceX and 🧠 surgery with Neuralink, then maybe I can figure out politics too 🤷‍♂️”

“💯 [@SwipeWright] You cannot simultaneously believe that (1) all borders are fake and should not be policed, and (2) that land can be "stolen." This is one of the most braindead beliefs a person can hold.”

“Such a joy to work with amazingly talented people at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink & Boring Co!”

“Livestream of @Neuralink demonstrating “Telepathy” – controlling a computer and playing video games just by thinking”

“The first human received an implant from @Neuralink yesterday and is recovering well. Initial results show promising neuron spike detection.”

“Successful 100 days with first human implant of @Neuralink”

“Optimus can now walk on highly variable ground using neural nets to control its electric limbs. Join @Tesla if you want to work on interesting real-world AI systems.”

“People have been brainwashed into civilizational suicide”

“Talk to the first @Neuralink recipient with ALS [@ALScyborg] I am the 3rd person in the world to receive the @Neuralink brain implant. 1st with ALS. 1st Nonverbal. I am typing this with my brain. It is my primary communication. Ask me anything! I will answer at least all verified users! Thank you @elonmusk!”

“Damn brain https://t.co/qkueH5GtLP”

“Nice of him to say [@ElonClipsX] JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon: Elon is our Einstein. It's rational he checks our government efficiency. “You’ve got to look at Elon, at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink – the guy is our Einstein. I'd like to be helpful to him and his companies as much as we can. I think it is completely… )”

“Very long list. America should require ID to vote. It’s a no-brainer! [@libsoftiktok] Countries that require ID to vote:”

“The physicality of the brain becomes startlingly obvious upon inspection: it is a biological computer. Our brains shrinks over time as we age and when you see the brain of someone with severe dementia, the damage is not subtle. What is surprising is that it functions at all.”

“One of the greatest crimes in history [@wesyang] We brainwashed hundreds of thousands of unstable young people to believe that chemically castrating and dismembering themselves is their only way to become their true selves and avoid suicide and that anyone preventing them from inflicting the ultimate sexual violence on… https://x.com/i/web/status/2008410052579741939”

“Update about the second Neuralink device in a human. If all goes well, there will be hundreds of people with Neuralinks within a few years, maybe tens of thousands within 5 years, millions within 10 years, …”

“The first human patient will soon receive a Neuralink device. This ultimately has the potential to restore full body movement. In the long term, Neuralink hopes to play a role in AI risk civilizational risk reduction by improving human to AI (and human to human) bandwidth by…”

“Listen to Gad [@GadSaad] No. All immigrants are not equally likely to assimilate. Open borders is suicidal empathy. My immigration positions stem from having a functioning brain rooted in reality.”

“Reinforcing negative neural pathways via therapy or introspection is a recipe for misery. Don’t cut a rut in the road. [@pmarca] My big conclusion from this week: Introspection causes emotional disorders.”