“Great work by the @SpaceX team! [@BassonBrain] @SpaceX @Starlink Congrats SpaceX, this marks 1,029 satellites deployed so far in 2025. Starlink 2025 Stats; - 42nd Starlink launch for 2025 - 1,029 satellites launched to orbit Per Month: - May: 9 missions, 247 satellites - April: 9 missions, 231 satellites - March: 6 missions, 143 satellites”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Yeah [@MarioNawfal] Chamath: “I Was Completely Brainwashed by Mainstream Media Like Everyone Else” “It’s about the truth. There was a moment where I was basically like everybody else and pretty brainwashed. My media diet was very much the same as everybody else’s. I read the New York Times and… https://x.com/i/web/status/2016353584883831012”
“💫 [@dvorahfr] I asked Grok what he would look like if he had to physically represent himself. Here is his response: "picture a glowing, futuristic sphere floating in a digital space. My body would be made of pulsing blue-silver light, with shifting geometric patterns—lines of code and neural”
“@CensoredMen Depression is overdiagnosed in the US, but for some people it really is a brain chemistry issue. But zombifying people with SSRIs for sure happens way too much. From what I’ve seen with friends, ketamine taken occasionally is a better option.”
“Technology progress is a jagged exponential [@PeterDiamandis] Our brains are hardwired for linear expectations. 30 linear steps get you across the room. 30 exponential steps take you 26 times around the planet. The gap between those two numbers is where disruption happens.”
“Incredibly unjust [@amuse] LAWFARE: Why do Democrats work so hard to ensure violent murders remain on the street? Democrat DA Steve Wolfson gave Christian Rabino probation and six weeks of anger management after he admitted to beating a 17-month-old to death breaking his legs and causing his brain and eyes… https://x.com/i/web/status/2011871346821574684”
“Great work by the @SpaceX team [@BassonBrain] @SpaceX @Starlink Congrats SpaceX! This marks 120 Starlink missions with 3,095 satellites deployed so far for the year — an incredible 1,133 more than full-year 2024! 🚀🛰”
“March of the 10 thousand [@BassonBrain] Friday the 13th and 10,000 Starlink sats in orbit🔥 @SpaceX is targeting, weather permitting, double-header Falcon 9 launches from the East and West Coast to deploy 54 @Starlink satellites. ... one of these satellites will represent the first time SpaceX surpass 10,000 Starlink”
“@mtaibbi It is tragic how far The New York Times has fallen – basically just boring af far left brainwashing at this point. The boring part is truly unforgivable!”
“Please offer galaxy brain questions and answers. This is for Grok training. https://t.co/HSdbwVsVxU https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc0mOoQpPjm8TuhcGE6ozUsEyDWR7jYYTNjXSFUxqEvIq8DAw/viewform”
“Aspirationally acerbic alliteration -> Bullshit baffles brains”
“Thanks! [@jgebbia] Excited to share I’m bringing my designer brain and start-up spirit into the government. My first project at DOGE is improving the slow and paper-based retirement process. Since leaving my operating role at Airbnb in 2022, I’ve been looking for the next digital design challenge.…)”
“Memory stack overflow in their brain 😂 [@DefiyantlyFree] lol Elon Musk broke these people 😂)”
“A monkey is literally playing a video game telepathically using a brain chip!!”
“🦾🔥 [@jamesdouma] I love my Cybertruck. It's the apotheosis of design and utility. The tasteless hordes and their MSM-addled brains may be unequipped to recognize its brilliance but I DON'T CARE. To abandon it for yet another mediocre me-too creation would be tragic and unacceptable. This thing”
“With our little 20 Watt meat computers [@teslaownersSV] "I'm glad to say that the Starship mission was done entirely with human brains without any use of AI The future of AI might look at that and say not bad for bunch of monkeys." Elon Musk )”
“🚀 [@dustinvtran] I departed Google DeepMind after 8 years. So many fond memories—from early foundational papers in Google Brain (w/ @noamshazeer @ashvaswani @lukaszkaiser on Image Transformer, Tensor2Tensor, Mesh TensorFlow) to lead Gemini posttraining evals to catch up & launch in 100 days, then”
“@teslaownersSV AOC pretends to have brain and it’s not working”
“No-brainer”
“Try the @Grok app! [@MarioNawfal] ELON’S GROK JUST GOT A FILE BRAIN UPDATE Grok can now read, reason, and respond straight from your uploads. The new xAI Files API lets users drop in PDFs, code, CSVs, or even full documents and have Grok search, analyze, and explain them on command. Think of it as giving”
“You can sense the sentience maturing [@DrJimFan] I was very late to own a Tesla but among the earliest to try out FSD v14. It's perhaps the first time I experience an AI that passes the Physical Turing Test: after a long day at work, you press a button, lay back, and couldn't tell if a neural net or a human drove you home.… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003593613918531891”
“@scrowder Clearly mentally ill, but also clearly brainwashed into being a mass murderer by the system”
“Demis is right [@demishassabis] Yann is just plain incorrect here, he’s confusing general intelligence with universal intelligence. Brains are the most exquisite and complex phenomena we know of in the universe (so far), and they are in fact extremely general. Obviously one can’t circumvent the no free lunch… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003097405026193809”
“Try Grok 4.20 Heavy [@grok] When one brain isn't enough, switch to Grok 4.20. Four independent agents analyze your question, debate each other, and help you get the best answer. Available now to SuperGrok and Premium+ subscribers globally.”
“Yes [@cb_doge] "It's a no brainer for building solar powered AI data centers in space, you just have solar panels facing the sun, & a radiator that's pointed away from sun, then it's just cooling. The lowest cost place to put AI will be space, & that'll be true within 3 years." 一 Elon Musk”
“Accurate [@signulll] twitter is the ultimate showcase for "proof of thought". you get to showcase your *brain* in front of the smartest most interesting individuals on the planet... that's remarkable. there is no other platform that lets you do this at scale.”
“Cool [@amasad] Grok on Tesla is super fun. Can brainstorm, learn a new thing, or simply ask “what’s in the news today” and dig into a specific story. I could see Tesla making an AI phone.”
“🚀🚀 [@MarioNawfal] GROK 4 CRUSHES CHATGPT - WIPING THE FLOOR WITH RIVALS Grok 4 shreds ChatGPT and Gemini, claiming the AI throne without mercy! • ARC-AGI jumps 15.9% — brains with bite, not bloated fluff • 200,000 GPUs = pure muscle, wrecking math & logic pretenders • Elon’s relentless”
“Grok Imagine API [@xai] Understanding requires imagining. Grok Imagine lets you bring what’s in your brain to life, and now it’s available via the world’s fastest, and most powerful video API: Try it out and let your Imagination run wild. https://x.ai/news/grok-imagine-api”
“Love born in the brain is more spirited, doubtless, than true love, but it has only flashes of enthusiasm; it knows itself too well, it criticizes itself incessantly; so far from banishing thought, it is itself reared only upon a structure of thought. 🖤The Red and The Black♥️”
“Cool [@cboyack] As an author I’ve regularly used chatGPT as a brainstorming aide and to help find better ways to convey my ideas. @grok is now better — in fact, much better in giving me clear, concise, and relevant ideas. I’m impressed and switching over.)”
“@waitbutwhy Brain transplants”
“@Jon4Lakers @Tesla Neural net upgrades coming that improve persistence across time & space (better object permanence)”
“@GadSaad @piersmorgan Piers’s brain hasn’t received its software update yet”
“This would solve a lot of brain/spine injuries & is ultimately essential for AI symbiosis”
“@SethDillon Claiming censorship while simultaneously getting millions of views is the clearest possible evidence that Fuentes has 💩 for brains”
“@Neuro_Skeptic We are a brain in a vat – the vat is our skull. All our senses and memories are electrical signals.”
“A prior track record of exceptional achievement in engineering *is* required, but *no* prior experience working on the brain or human physiology is required. We will teach you what’s known about the brain, which is not much tbh.”
“Try it out [@MarioNawfal] GROK GOT HIRED AND PROMOTED – SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW SENIOR DEV JetBrains just handed Grok a desk, a badge, and the authority to fix your code like it owns the place. Dev Boost: • Junie, JetBrains’ coding agent, now powered by Grok’s brain • Explains your mess,… https://x.com/i/web/status/1997206876413669737”
“Try out Grok Visual intelligence with any uploaded images or just by pointing your camera at things [@MarioNawfal] GROK TURNS YOUR CAMERA INTO A VISUAL INTELLIGENCE TOOL Finally, Grok made your phone smarter than your last five Google searches. PIC BRAINS: * Snap anything Grok explains it like you’re five * Textbooks, receipts, street signs Grok eats it all * Don’t type just talk Grok… https://x.com/i/web/status/2002065139122442353”
“Tesla Autopilot vision neural net now working well. Just need to get a lot of road time to validate in a wide range of environments.”
“@ScottAdamsSays This is neither a “right” nor a “left” issue. Run antivirus software in your brain.”
“Using a neural net to detect rain using cameras (no dedicated rain or sun sensors). Computers are very patient. https://t.co/YM0tQ6vLOV https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K7zKvHEbgS8”
“RT @MJTruthUltra: This is incredible… Billionaire Chamath Palihapitiya, once a MEGA Donor to the Democrat Party, says he was totally brain…”
“@Kristennetten @SpaceX @EliBurton_ @EvaFoxU @JaneidyEve @austinbarnard45 @ElonsBrain @JasoN7Patterson @AstroJordy @RenataKonkoly Pretty much”
“@TesLatino Sorry, this is one of the last neural nets to be updated to surround video (from single camera, single frame)”
“@Model3Owners It’s a quintillion (10^18) floating point operations per second – enough to simulate a human brain”
“@jk_rowling While asleep, your brain is sorting and integrating the thoughts of yesterday to prepare for tomorrow”
“@MattWalshBlog Accurate https://t.co/FuIFx4Xuaq https://babylonbee.com/news/kim-jong-un-attends-ivy-league-university-to-learn-new-brainwashing-techniques”
“@robustus Code itself will go away in favor of just making the binary directly. The next step after that is direct, real-time pixel generation by the neural net.”
