“@cb_doge I tried using TikTok and felt their AI probing my brain, so I stopped”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@stevenmarkryan @neuralink Words are very lossy compression of thoughts”
“@ValaAfshar Even smaller to a @neuralink chip”
“RT @MarioNawfal: SCIENTISTS FIND ANXIETY ‘OFF SWITCH’ HIDDEN IN THE BRAIN Turns out, your cerebellum—long thought to just control movement…”
“@wintonARK We better hustle with Neuralink. Not moving fast enough.”
“@IheartTesla @neuralink Hopefully, later this year”
“@TheBabylonBee 😂 [@TheBabylonBee] Kim Jong Un Attends Ivy League University To Learn New Brainwashing Techniques https://buff.ly/z0tiJqT”
“RT @Tesla_AI: You drive with eyes and a brain, not a suite of sensors Our cars do the same”
“@MarioNawfal Sure would! I think Neuralink could fix back pain.”
“RT @BigBrainBizness: In Elon Musk’s 2018 leaked Tesla memo, he lays out 7 blunt rules for getting more shit done: https://t.co/z9m7cf05Pj”
“@xDaily @BassonBrain SpaceX rocks”
“@24_7TeslaNews @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Current generation Neuralinks can help to some degree, but an advanced case of Alzheimers often involves macro degeneration of the brain. However, Neuralinks should theoretically be able restore almost any functionality lost due *localized* brain damage from stroke or injury.”
“RT @Tesla_AI: If cars had brains ... oh wait, they do https://t.co/jceZsH4tTj”
“RT @DimaZeniuk: “You’ve got to look at Elon, at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink – the guy is our Einstein. I'd like to be helpful to him and his c…”
“RT @theallinpod: WATCH: Elon Musk and David Sacks brainstorm Grokipedia live Elon: “If you take, say Wikipedia as an example, but this re…”
“RT @BuenoForMiami: Imagine if Elon revolutionizes politics the way he’s revolutionized cars, space travel, brain chips, satellite based WiF…”
“RT @deedydas: Neuralink's latest demo actually brought me to tears. You can use your brain to play Mario Kart, Call of Duty and even contr…”
“@michilumin Sorry for any confusion. Dojo is a neural network training computer optimized for video (for self-driving). Unless there is a predictable pattern to hashing Scrypt (which we will not attempt to find), it will not be competitive with ASIC-based hashing. Potatoes are delicious!”
“@NewsfromScience A Neuralink could increase this by several orders of magnitude”
“@alx It broke their brains 🤣🤣”
“@SethDillon His brain has been pickled in woke Kool-Aid!”
“@succi_edwards @niccruzpatane Neural nets with trillions of parameters are highly resilient to bit flips, as they already contain a lot of noise. Deterministic parts of the code, such as the operating system, are already addressed by various methods like triple-voting redundancy.”
“@tomdestella I want to do electric vtol supersonic sooo bad, but my brain will overload”
“@SeanMahoneyAP Sorry for the delay. We have the most advanced AI neural net of any consumer product by far, so it’s going through exhaustive testing. The results are blowing me away though and I think you will have a similar experience.”
“@wintonARK No-brainer”
“@PeterSweden7 Wind turbines are fine if out of the way where they aren’t an eyesore. They are competitive when paired with batteries. Nuclear fission is a no-brainer. We should have a lot more of it.”
“@BrianRoemmele Over time, I think almost all brain or spine injuries can be addressed”
“RT @teslaownersSV: "The vast majority of diseases or brain issues, I think are fixable with a Neuralink device." Elon Musk https://t.co/Bv…”
“RT @TheAliceSmith: A light goes on in your brain when you realise that the Second Amendment - the right to keep and bear arms - isn’t about…”
“@shaunmmaguire We should definitely increase nuclear power. No-brainer.”
“RT @esherifftv: "Neuralink was like a gift from God" Powerful words from P7. I had the privilege of interviewing Jake Schneider, Neuralin…”
“@WallStreetSilv TDS broke their brains”
“RT @Telepath_8: Hello World! My name Nick Wray and I am P8 (Telepath8) in the Neuralink trials! It has been such an honor and privilege t…”
“@SenJohnKennedy The woke mind virus ate her brain”
“@Not_the_Bee We are all brainwashed to some degree, but this is an extreme case”
“RT @neuralink: 🇦🇪 We’re launching our first clinical trial in the Middle East at Cleveland Clinic Abu Dhabi in partnership with the Departm…”
“@eldsjal 6 hours works for me. Less than that and my brain is in pain”
“RT @MarioNawfal: NEURALINK GIVES ALS PATIENT A VOICE LIKE NEVER BEFORE Imagine being stuck in your own head with a thousand thoughts but n…”
“RT @MarioNawfal: NEURALINK: CHANGING THE FUTURE, ONE THOUGHT AT A TIME “You don’t realize how much of your life is just moving a cursor ar…”
“RT @Bcidesign: I used the Neuralink to write code for an Arduino to allow me to control an RC airplane with a quad stick. The possibilities…”
“RT @xdNiBoR: > Tesla will never succeed > Elon can't start a space company > Neuralink will never work > SpaceX will never reuse a rocket…”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: Tesla: Saving lives with Full Self-Driving Neuralink: Improving lives with game-changing brain chips SpaceX/Starlink:…”
“RT @neuralink: Moments after implantation, our device can provide visibility into real-time neural activity. This video shows the gradual i…”
“RT @neuralink: 🧠🦾🖊️ https://t.co/TapNfhllLS”
“RT @spacesudoer: Neuralink patient #3, @ALScyborg, was FaceTimed by @elonmusk a day before his surgery. Very cool! https://t.co/4Adoto8MZN”
“@ajtourville Tesla’s big brain for AI training”
“RT @MarioNawfal: GROK FINISHES HIS SENTENCES, NEURALINK READS HIS MIND - YES, REALLY Bradford Smith lost the ability to move or speak due…”
“RT @MarioNawfal: NEURALINK AND GROK GIVE ALS PATIENT A VOICE Epic breakthrough with Neuralink and Grok stepping up for ALS. The Lifeline…”
“RT @MarioNawfal: CHAMATH: FSD CAN ELIMINATE ALL UNNECESSARY ROAD DEATHS “Elon has an AI brain inside the Tesla, and the ability to drive s…”
“RT @SERobinsonJr: NEURALINK: Jake Schneider has announced that he is the 7th recipient of Neuralink's Telepathy. The 3rd recipient with ALS…”
