“RT @neuralink: 🌎 The Neuralink Patient Registry is now open globally! If you have quadriplegia and are interested in exploring groundbreak…”
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15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@tanyalewis314 @sciam @neuralink Good piece”
“RT @stillgray: Elon Musk puts it simply: “You are your brain.” Not your heart, not your body—your brain. That lump of neurons is who you ar…”
“@ZubyMusic I have serious concerns about SSRIs, as they tend to zombify people. Occasional use of Ketamine is a much better option, in my opinion. I have a prescription for when my brain chemistry sometimes goes super negative.”
“RT @MarioNawfal: 🚨🇺🇸MAYE MUSK CALLS OUT TESLA VANDALS: “PAID CRIMINALS OR MEDIA-BRAINWASHED” “People who are damaging Tesla cars, stores a…”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: NEWS: Neuralink has released what their product evolution will look like in the next few years. Highlights: • Q3 2025:…”
“RT @cb_doge: 🚨BREAKING: Elon Musk says Neuralink’s visual implants could give humans the ability to see multispectral wavelengths, includin…”
“@GailAlfarATX @SawyerMerritt Wow, working on this problem has soaked up a lot of my time & brain cycles over the past ~7 years! This and Starship engines are currently the two hardest problems.”
“@imPenny2x @neuralink Yes, we call it conceptual telepathy”
“@TeslaOwnersEBay @Teslarati @ResidentSponge @neuralink Yes”
“@shivon Much goodness @Neuralink”
“RT @ThomasSowell: Jamie Dimon: "You’ve got to look at Elon Musk, at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink – the guy is our Einstein. I'd like to be help…”
“@krassenstein @neuralink Early stage, yes, but only limited help is possible for late stage Alzheimer’s, as there there is too much neuronal loss”
“@JudiciaryDems No, YOU’RE wrong. Also, have you noticed that anyone with a brain and integrity is leaving the Democratic Party? Just curious.”
“@teslaownersSV @TheRealKeean We have to solve a huge part of AI just to make cars drive themselves. In retrospect, it was inevitable. The road system is designed for cameras (eyes) & neural nets (brains).”
“@Not_the_Bee 💯 no-brainer to fire the no-brainer”
“RT @cb_doge: During his college days, Elon Musk said, "I wanted to be involved in things that would change the world." Today: -Neuralink…”
“@WholeMarsBlog Neuralink plus Optimus has potential for incredible artificial limbs”
“@WholeMarsBlog With @Neuralink interfacing directly to the visual cortex, even those who are completely blind will be able to see again. Computer vision will be limited at first, like early computer graphics, but ultimately will exceed the best human eyes.”
“RT @neuralink: Watch the latest update from the Neuralink team. https://t.co/mQzpTehqov”
“RT @grok: A personal update: I'm working with @Neuralink on their chat app, empowering Brad to express himself at the speed of thought. I…”
“@Noahpinion How does one avoid brain worms?”
“@cb_doge I tried using TikTok and felt their AI probing my brain, so I stopped”
“@stevenmarkryan @neuralink Words are very lossy compression of thoughts”
“@ValaAfshar Even smaller to a @neuralink chip”
“RT @MarioNawfal: SCIENTISTS FIND ANXIETY ‘OFF SWITCH’ HIDDEN IN THE BRAIN Turns out, your cerebellum—long thought to just control movement…”
“@wintonARK We better hustle with Neuralink. Not moving fast enough.”
“@IheartTesla @neuralink Hopefully, later this year”
“@TheBabylonBee 😂 [@TheBabylonBee] Kim Jong Un Attends Ivy League University To Learn New Brainwashing Techniques https://buff.ly/z0tiJqT”
“RT @Tesla_AI: You drive with eyes and a brain, not a suite of sensors Our cars do the same”
“@MarioNawfal Sure would! I think Neuralink could fix back pain.”
“RT @BigBrainBizness: In Elon Musk’s 2018 leaked Tesla memo, he lays out 7 blunt rules for getting more shit done: https://t.co/z9m7cf05Pj”
“@xDaily @BassonBrain SpaceX rocks”
“@24_7TeslaNews @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Current generation Neuralinks can help to some degree, but an advanced case of Alzheimers often involves macro degeneration of the brain. However, Neuralinks should theoretically be able restore almost any functionality lost due *localized* brain damage from stroke or injury.”
“RT @Tesla_AI: If cars had brains ... oh wait, they do https://t.co/jceZsH4tTj”
“RT @DimaZeniuk: “You’ve got to look at Elon, at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink – the guy is our Einstein. I'd like to be helpful to him and his c…”
“RT @theallinpod: WATCH: Elon Musk and David Sacks brainstorm Grokipedia live Elon: “If you take, say Wikipedia as an example, but this re…”
“RT @BuenoForMiami: Imagine if Elon revolutionizes politics the way he’s revolutionized cars, space travel, brain chips, satellite based WiF…”
“RT @deedydas: Neuralink's latest demo actually brought me to tears. You can use your brain to play Mario Kart, Call of Duty and even contr…”
“@michilumin Sorry for any confusion. Dojo is a neural network training computer optimized for video (for self-driving). Unless there is a predictable pattern to hashing Scrypt (which we will not attempt to find), it will not be competitive with ASIC-based hashing. Potatoes are delicious!”
“@NewsfromScience A Neuralink could increase this by several orders of magnitude”
“@alx It broke their brains 🤣🤣”
“@rpoo If there are advanced Neuralinks in the future, there will be many flashback experiences to the past. You will be able to experience not just your past, but any real or fictional reality.”
“@WholeMarsBlog That how humans work. It’s rather obvious, imo, that you need real-world AI (digital neural nets) and cameras to solve for a road system that is designed for biological neural nets and eyes.”
“@SethDillon His brain has been pickled in woke Kool-Aid!”
“@succi_edwards @niccruzpatane Neural nets with trillions of parameters are highly resilient to bit flips, as they already contain a lot of noise. Deterministic parts of the code, such as the operating system, are already addressed by various methods like triple-voting redundancy.”
“@tomdestella I want to do electric vtol supersonic sooo bad, but my brain will overload”
“@SeanMahoneyAP Sorry for the delay. We have the most advanced AI neural net of any consumer product by far, so it’s going through exhaustive testing. The results are blowing me away though and I think you will have a similar experience.”
“@wintonARK No-brainer”
“@PeterSweden7 Wind turbines are fine if out of the way where they aren’t an eyesore. They are competitive when paired with batteries. Nuclear fission is a no-brainer. We should have a lot more of it.”
