The tweet archive.

“Exciting Neuralink update in 30 mins!”

“@hamoon__ @neuralink Neuralink is working super hard to ensure implant safety & is in close communication with the FDA. If things go well, we might be able to do initial human trials later this year.”

“@teslaownersSV AOC pretends to have brain and it’s not working”

“No-brainer”

“You can sense the sentience maturing [@DrJimFan] I was very late to own a Tesla but among the earliest to try out FSD v14. It's perhaps the first time I experience an AI that passes the Physical Turing Test: after a long day at work, you press a button, lay back, and couldn't tell if a neural net or a human drove you home.… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003593613918531891”

“@cleantechnica Definitely not. Smartwatches & phones are yesterday’s technology, Neuralinks are the future.”

“@scrowder Clearly mentally ill, but also clearly brainwashed into being a mass murderer by the system”

“Try Grok 4.20 Heavy [@grok] When one brain isn't enough, switch to Grok 4.20. Four independent agents analyze your question, debate each other, and help you get the best answer. Available now to SuperGrok and Premium+ subscribers globally.”

“Yes [@cb_doge] "It's a no brainer for building solar powered AI data centers in space, you just have solar panels facing the sun, & a radiator that's pointed away from sun, then it's just cooling. The lowest cost place to put AI will be space, & that'll be true within 3 years." 一 Elon Musk”

“Good progress by @Neuralink team! [@neuralink] 🇨🇦 We just completed two surgeries in Canada—our first procedures outside the United States! This marks an important step towards bringing our technology to more people around the world.”

“Cool [@amasad] Grok on Tesla is super fun. Can brainstorm, learn a new thing, or simply ask “what’s in the news today” and dig into a specific story. I could see Tesla making an AI phone.”

“If you’ve worked on advanced wearables, phones or robots, those skills are needed @neuralink”

“Neuralink product demo in 3 hours. Webcast at https://t.co/Y9wREd78oj. http://neuralink.com”

“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge If you’ve engineered or manufactured smart watches or phones, please join Neuralink! Your skills are directly applicable.”

“🚀🚀 [@MarioNawfal] GROK 4 CRUSHES CHATGPT - WIPING THE FLOOR WITH RIVALS Grok 4 shreds ChatGPT and Gemini, claiming the AI throne without mercy! • ARC-AGI jumps 15.9% — brains with bite, not bloated fluff • 200,000 GPUs = pure muscle, wrecking math & logic pretenders • Elon’s relentless”

“Grok Imagine API [@xai] Understanding requires imagining. Grok Imagine lets you bring what’s in your brain to life, and now it’s available via the world’s fastest, and most powerful video API: Try it out and let your Imagination run wild. https://x.ai/news/grok-imagine-api”

“Cool [@cboyack] As an author I’ve regularly used chatGPT as a brainstorming aide and to help find better ways to convey my ideas. @grok is now better — in fact, much better in giving me clear, concise, and relevant ideas. I’m impressed and switching over.)”

“@waitbutwhy Brain transplants”

“When a Neuralink is combined with Optimus robot limbs, the Luke Skywalker solution can become real. https://t.co/Tr5Pa4Xfte https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_PNU84bbass”

“@Jon4Lakers @Tesla Neural net upgrades coming that improve persistence across time & space (better object permanence)”

“@Neuro_Skeptic We are a brain in a vat – the vat is our skull. All our senses and memories are electrical signals.”

“@ElonsWorld @Tesla @SpaceX @neuralink @boringcompany @EashanMisra That would probably mean civilization is doing great, although depends on assumptions for inflation haha”

“Presentation streaming live from https://t.co/nrsYGNF65K at 8pm Pacific http://Neuralink.com”

“@Nate_Esparza And SpacxeX, Tesla snd Neuralink and boring company. 2026 will be something special.”

“@deaflibertarian I am confident that Neuralink will restore hearing one day, just as we will restore vision with our Blindsight implant”

“Lengthy background on Neuralink by @waitbutwhy https://t.co/z2YfAupDRD https://waitbutwhy.com/2017/04/neuralink.html”

“Try it out [@MarioNawfal] GROK GOT HIRED AND PROMOTED – SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW SENIOR DEV JetBrains just handed Grok a desk, a badge, and the authority to fix your code like it owns the place. Dev Boost: •⁠ ⁠Junie, JetBrains’ coding agent, now powered by Grok’s brain •⁠ ⁠Explains your mess,… https://x.com/i/web/status/1997206876413669737”

“Try out Grok Visual intelligence with any uploaded images or just by pointing your camera at things [@MarioNawfal] GROK TURNS YOUR CAMERA INTO A VISUAL INTELLIGENCE TOOL Finally, Grok made your phone smarter than your last five Google searches. PIC BRAINS: * Snap anything Grok explains it like you’re five * Textbooks, receipts, street signs Grok eats it all * Don’t type just talk Grok… https://x.com/i/web/status/2002065139122442353”

“@cb_doge @neuralink I should mention that the Blindsight implant is already working in monkeys. Resolution will be low at first, like early Nintendo graphics, but ultimately may exceed normal human vision. (Also, no monkey has died or been seriously injured by a Neuralink device!)”

“Using a neural net to detect rain using cameras (no dedicated rain or sun sensors). Computers are very patient. https://t.co/YM0tQ6vLOV https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K7zKvHEbgS8”

“RT @MJTruthUltra: This is incredible… Billionaire Chamath Palihapitiya, once a MEGA Donor to the Democrat Party, says he was totally brain…”

“@Kristennetten @SpaceX @EliBurton_ @EvaFoxU @JaneidyEve @austinbarnard45 @ElonsBrain @JasoN7Patterson @AstroJordy @RenataKonkoly Pretty much”

“RT @MarioNawfal: JPMORGAN CEO: ELON IS OUR EINSTEIN Jamie Dimon: “You’ve got to look at Elon, at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink – the guy is ou…”

“@Model3Owners It’s a quintillion (10^18) floating point operations per second – enough to simulate a human brain”

“Long Neuralink piece coming out on @waitbutwhy in about a week. Difficult to dedicate the time, but existential risk is too high not to.”

“@MattWalshBlog Accurate https://t.co/FuIFx4Xuaq https://babylonbee.com/news/kim-jong-un-attends-ivy-league-university-to-learn-new-brainwashing-techniques”

“@BassonBrain It will get really nutty when Starship is launching every hour in 3 years”

“@stocktalkweekly @neuralink I am definitely not saying that we can for sure do this, but I am increasingly confident that it is possible”

“@Tesla Whether you plan to buy a Dual Motor Performance Model 3 or not, take it for a test drive anyway. It’s like having pure fun jacked straight into your brain whenever you want.”

“@AviSchiffmann Neuralink”

“@jadescipioni @jimkwik His ideas sound sensible, but he was not my or SpaceX’s “brain coach”. I think he maybe gave a talk once.”

“@Gfilche @neuralink Human output data rate is absurdly low”

“@teslaownersSV @jonmcneill Just like AI, human neural net training takes a long time, but inference (applying the knowledge) is relatively easy”

“@SmokeAwayyy Optimus limbs, replacing lost human limbs, could ultimately be controlled with superhuman dexterity by an implanted Neuralink. Deus Ex / Cyberpunk irl.”

“@iamnot_elon In the future, there will be no phones, just Neuralinks”

“RT @cb_doge: Elon Musk is just trying to do good things. -DOGE is saving tax dollars. -Neuralink is finding cures for paralysis & blindne…”

“@Austen What I mean is that there won’t be code at all. Neural nets will generate the pixels, acoustics and actuator command. Any input bitstream to any output bitstream.”

“@WholeMarsBlog That and giving it a brain”

“@flcnhvy We are literally a brain in a vat. The vat is your skull. Everything you think is real is an electrical signal. Feels so real though.”

“RT @neuralink: ALS took Nick’s arm mobility. Now, he can control a robotic arm with his Neuralink device to feed himself. “Life with my BC…”