The tweet archive.

“Neuralink update!”

“Great work by the @SpaceX team! [@BassonBrain] @SpaceX @Starlink Congrats SpaceX, this marks 1,029 satellites deployed so far in 2025. Starlink 2025 Stats; - 42nd Starlink launch for 2025 - 1,029 satellites launched to orbit Per Month: - May: 9 missions, 247 satellites - April: 9 missions, 231 satellites - March: 6 missions, 143 satellites”

“Yeah [@MarioNawfal] Chamath: “I Was Completely Brainwashed by Mainstream Media Like Everyone Else” “It’s about the truth. There was a moment where I was basically like everybody else and pretty brainwashed. My media diet was very much the same as everybody else’s. I read the New York Times and… https://x.com/i/web/status/2016353584883831012”

“Update from @Neuralink at 6pm PT”

“@CensoredMen Depression is overdiagnosed in the US, but for some people it really is a brain chemistry issue. But zombifying people with SSRIs for sure happens way too much. From what I’ve seen with friends, ketamine taken occasionally is a better option.”

“True [@IterIntellectus] i don't think most people understand what’s happening here: neuralink’s patient is controlling a robotic arm with his mind. not a joystick, not a muscle sensor, just his thoughts. the implant reads neural signals from the motor cortex, wirelessly sends them to the robotic arm…)”

“Technology progress is a jagged exponential [@PeterDiamandis] Our brains are hardwired for linear expectations. 30 linear steps get you across the room. 30 exponential steps take you 26 times around the planet. The gap between those two numbers is where disruption happens.”

“Great work by the @SpaceX team [@BassonBrain] @SpaceX @Starlink Congrats SpaceX! This marks 120 Starlink missions with 3,095 satellites deployed so far for the year — an incredible 1,133 more than full-year 2024! 🚀🛰”

“Neuralink progress update show & tell on October 31 st (Halloween)”

“Detailed update on @neuralink https://t.co/eyPWB87CC5”

“After the presentation, the @Neuralink team will take questions from 𝕏”

“@wintonARK What will be left for us humans to do? We better get a move on with Neuralink!”

“Neuralink company bar https://t.co/E9XICS5snk”

“Aspirationally acerbic alliteration -> Bullshit baffles brains”

“Later versions will be able to shunt signals from Neuralinks in brain to Neuralinks in body motor/sensory neuron clusters, thus enabling, for example, paraplegics to walk again”

“Memory stack overflow in their brain 😂 [@DefiyantlyFree] lol Elon Musk broke these people 😂)”

“Neuralink show & tell now on Nov 30”

“🚀 [@dustinvtran] I departed Google DeepMind after 8 years. So many fond memories—from early foundational papers in Google Brain (w/ @noamshazeer @ashvaswani @lukaszkaiser on Image Transformer, Tensor2Tensor, Mesh TensorFlow) to lead Gemini posttraining evals to catch up & launch in 100 days, then”

“@iamharaldur Those are the right questions to ask. They have been troubling me for many years. Neuralink was created as a possible long-term solution to human+AI symbiosis.”

“Exciting Neuralink update in 30 mins!”

“@hamoon__ @neuralink Neuralink is working super hard to ensure implant safety & is in close communication with the FDA. If things go well, we might be able to do initial human trials later this year.”

“@teslaownersSV AOC pretends to have brain and it’s not working”

“No-brainer”

“@cleantechnica Definitely not. Smartwatches & phones are yesterday’s technology, Neuralinks are the future.”

“@scrowder Clearly mentally ill, but also clearly brainwashed into being a mass murderer by the system”

“Try Grok 4.20 Heavy [@grok] When one brain isn't enough, switch to Grok 4.20. Four independent agents analyze your question, debate each other, and help you get the best answer. Available now to SuperGrok and Premium+ subscribers globally.”

“Yes [@cb_doge] "It's a no brainer for building solar powered AI data centers in space, you just have solar panels facing the sun, & a radiator that's pointed away from sun, then it's just cooling. The lowest cost place to put AI will be space, & that'll be true within 3 years." 一 Elon Musk”

“Cool [@amasad] Grok on Tesla is super fun. Can brainstorm, learn a new thing, or simply ask “what’s in the news today” and dig into a specific story. I could see Tesla making an AI phone.”

“If you’ve worked on advanced wearables, phones or robots, those skills are needed @neuralink”

“Neuralink product demo in 3 hours. Webcast at https://t.co/Y9wREd78oj. http://neuralink.com”

“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge If you’ve engineered or manufactured smart watches or phones, please join Neuralink! Your skills are directly applicable.”

“🚀🚀 [@MarioNawfal] GROK 4 CRUSHES CHATGPT - WIPING THE FLOOR WITH RIVALS Grok 4 shreds ChatGPT and Gemini, claiming the AI throne without mercy! • ARC-AGI jumps 15.9% — brains with bite, not bloated fluff • 200,000 GPUs = pure muscle, wrecking math & logic pretenders • Elon’s relentless”

“Cool [@cboyack] As an author I’ve regularly used chatGPT as a brainstorming aide and to help find better ways to convey my ideas. @grok is now better — in fact, much better in giving me clear, concise, and relevant ideas. I’m impressed and switching over.)”

“@waitbutwhy Brain transplants”

“When a Neuralink is combined with Optimus robot limbs, the Luke Skywalker solution can become real. https://t.co/Tr5Pa4Xfte https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_PNU84bbass”

“@Jon4Lakers @Tesla Neural net upgrades coming that improve persistence across time & space (better object permanence)”

“@Neuro_Skeptic We are a brain in a vat – the vat is our skull. All our senses and memories are electrical signals.”

“Presentation streaming live from https://t.co/nrsYGNF65K at 8pm Pacific http://Neuralink.com”

“Lengthy background on Neuralink by @waitbutwhy https://t.co/z2YfAupDRD https://waitbutwhy.com/2017/04/neuralink.html”

“Try it out [@MarioNawfal] GROK GOT HIRED AND PROMOTED – SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW SENIOR DEV JetBrains just handed Grok a desk, a badge, and the authority to fix your code like it owns the place. Dev Boost: •⁠ ⁠Junie, JetBrains’ coding agent, now powered by Grok’s brain •⁠ ⁠Explains your mess,… https://x.com/i/web/status/1997206876413669737”

“Try out Grok Visual intelligence with any uploaded images or just by pointing your camera at things [@MarioNawfal] GROK TURNS YOUR CAMERA INTO A VISUAL INTELLIGENCE TOOL Finally, Grok made your phone smarter than your last five Google searches. PIC BRAINS: * Snap anything Grok explains it like you’re five * Textbooks, receipts, street signs Grok eats it all * Don’t type just talk Grok… https://x.com/i/web/status/2002065139122442353”

“@cb_doge @neuralink I should mention that the Blindsight implant is already working in monkeys. Resolution will be low at first, like early Nintendo graphics, but ultimately may exceed normal human vision. (Also, no monkey has died or been seriously injured by a Neuralink device!)”

“Using a neural net to detect rain using cameras (no dedicated rain or sun sensors). Computers are very patient. https://t.co/YM0tQ6vLOV https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K7zKvHEbgS8”

“RT @MJTruthUltra: This is incredible… Billionaire Chamath Palihapitiya, once a MEGA Donor to the Democrat Party, says he was totally brain…”

“@Kristennetten @SpaceX @EliBurton_ @EvaFoxU @JaneidyEve @austinbarnard45 @ElonsBrain @JasoN7Patterson @AstroJordy @RenataKonkoly Pretty much”

“RT @MarioNawfal: JPMORGAN CEO: ELON IS OUR EINSTEIN Jamie Dimon: “You’ve got to look at Elon, at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink – the guy is ou…”

“@Model3Owners It’s a quintillion (10^18) floating point operations per second – enough to simulate a human brain”

“Long Neuralink piece coming out on @waitbutwhy in about a week. Difficult to dedicate the time, but existential risk is too high not to.”

“@MattWalshBlog Accurate https://t.co/FuIFx4Xuaq https://babylonbee.com/news/kim-jong-un-attends-ivy-league-university-to-learn-new-brainwashing-techniques”

“@BassonBrain It will get really nutty when Starship is launching every hour in 3 years”