The tweet archive.

“Funny cause it’s true https://t.co/FuIFx4Xuaq https://babylonbee.com/news/kim-jong-un-attends-ivy-league-university-to-learn-new-brainwashing-techniques”

“I am confident this will happen someday [@cb_doge] Neuralink has the potential to fully cure paralysis. "It is possible from the physics standpoint to restore full body functionality." 一 Elon Musk )”

“Congratulations Neuralink team!”

“Yes, that was their main goal. They used “helping people” as cover. [@CatchUpFeed] Marjorie Taylor Greene: "What we have learned is that USAID has been used by Democrats to brainwash the world with globalist propaganda to force regime change around world." )”

“Advanced cybernetics are real [@MarioNawfal] CAN’T SEE, CAN’T WALK? ELON’S WORKING ON THAT Forget flying cars—Elon is out here casually curing blindness and giving people robot limbs you can control with your brain. His Neuralink brain chip can literally plug into your skull and talk to Tesla’s Optimus robot—so if you’ve”

“Yes, that’s almost always how it goes with new technology [@shaunmmaguire] The Tesla Roadster is niche w bad range The Falcon 1 is a shit rocket The Neuralink v1 bit rate is low Subways >>> cars Grok 1 sucks X will break after firing people It’s amazing how people don’t get the pattern v1 sucks, v2 is okay, v3 is SOTA, v4 is god-mode)”

““Puberty blockers” is a propaganda term for castration chemicals that cause brain damage to kids [@BillboardChris] Puberty blockers lower IQ.”

“Same person [@WallStreetApes] Barack Obama's ICE chief gets an award for 920,000 removals Donald Trump’s ICE chief gets called a Nazi It’s the same person, Tom Homan In 2012 Obama deported 409,000 people In 2025 Trump deported 290,000 people THE DIFFERENCE IS THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA BRAINWASHING”

“Neuralink is restoring speech to those who have lost the ability to speak [@neuralink] ALS has gradually taken away Kenneth’s ability to speak. Through Neuralink’s VOICE clinical trial, he’s exploring how a brain-computer interface designed to translate thought to speech could help restore autonomy in his daily life. Watch to learn more:”

“Great work by @Neuralink team [@neuralink] ALS took Nick’s arm mobility. Now, he can control a robotic arm with his Neuralink device to feed himself. “Life with my BCI has been and continues to be so surreal and so rewarding. Can’t wait to see what comes next!””

“Congratulations, @Neuralink team! [@neuralink] We've received Breakthrough Device Designation from the FDA to help restore communication for individuals with severe speech impairment. (1/3)”

“I only have 0.4 donuts at a time, because my brain neural network quantizes it down to 0 donuts”

“❤️ [@ModdedQuad] There was a time when I stayed up all night and slept all day because there wasn’t anything worth waking up for. No plans. No goals. No purpose. Then I got my Neuralink implant and everything shifted. I started going to bed early. I woke up excited for the day ahead. And just”

“True [@durov] You’d have to be braindead to believe WhatsApp is secure in 2026. When we analyzed how WhatsApp implemented its “encryption”, we found multiple attack vectors.”

“Neuralink enables those who have lost the ability to speak to speak again [@KatiePavlich] Last night I spoke with Brad Smith @ALScyborg, the first person with ALS to have @neuralink implanted. He has his voice back through AI and can even make dad jokes again. Absolutely incredible technology changing lives and bettering humanity. Thank you @elonmusk!”

“First @Neuralink product will enable someone with paralysis to use a smartphone with their mind faster than someone using thumbs”

“@ChayaRaichik10 Pronouns in bio means the woke mind virus ate your brain”

“I am confident at this point that restoring full body functionality is possible with @neuralink [@teslaownersSV] Neuralink Breakthrough- “It’s Physically Possible to Restore Full Body Functionality” — Elon Musk”

“A rose by any other name would smell as sweet [@ianmiles] Marc Andreessen just revealed the Elon Musk philosophy that completely broke his brain: "The best product in the world shouldn't even need a logo." We all know Elon is relentless about quality. As Marc puts it: "Do you want the best car in the world or not, right? Like that's”

“Grok 4.20 is getting good at engineering [@DrPhiltill] Wow. Just used Grok 4.20 beta to brainstorm space program ideas. Note: I've been developing similar programs for many years and have deep intel into this world, but Grok blew me away with fresh, actionable concepts. When ppl say AI can't create new ideas, they're wrong. 1/2”

“Neuralink surprise twist! https://t.co/NdeFsHadm2”

“Video Killed the Radio Star [@PeterDiamandis] The human brain processes visual information 60,000x faster than text. Humans are visual processors, not text processors. Images hit the brain instantly. Words take work. That's why a single SpaceX launch video communicates more than a thousand-word essay—and why your slide decks”

“If you can’t beat em, join em Neuralink mission statement”

“Please consider working at Neuralink! Short-term: solve brain/spine injuries Long-term: human/AI symbiosis Latter will be species-level important Work at either at our Bay Area or Austin locations”

“Uh oh [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 POOR SLEEP SHRINKS BRAIN AND RAISES ALZHEIMER'S RISK New research shows that spending less time in slow wave and REM sleep is tied to brain shrinkage in regions affected early in Alzheimer’s. Over 270 adults were tracked for 13 to 17 years. Less deep sleep meant smaller”

“Neuralink enables people with ALS to speak again [@neuralink] “When you haven’t heard someone talk for four years, the thought that they might be able to talk again was mind blowing."”

“Yup, sounds familiar. People have been so thorough my brainwashed by the legacy media.”

“The @Neuralink team is doing a live video update in about 5 minutes …”

“Neuralink update!”

“Great work by the @SpaceX team! [@BassonBrain] @SpaceX @Starlink Congrats SpaceX, this marks 1,029 satellites deployed so far in 2025. Starlink 2025 Stats; - 42nd Starlink launch for 2025 - 1,029 satellites launched to orbit Per Month: - May: 9 missions, 247 satellites - April: 9 missions, 231 satellites - March: 6 missions, 143 satellites”

“Yeah [@MarioNawfal] Chamath: “I Was Completely Brainwashed by Mainstream Media Like Everyone Else” “It’s about the truth. There was a moment where I was basically like everybody else and pretty brainwashed. My media diet was very much the same as everybody else’s. I read the New York Times and… https://x.com/i/web/status/2016353584883831012”

“Update from @Neuralink at 6pm PT”

“@CensoredMen Depression is overdiagnosed in the US, but for some people it really is a brain chemistry issue. But zombifying people with SSRIs for sure happens way too much. From what I’ve seen with friends, ketamine taken occasionally is a better option.”

“True [@IterIntellectus] i don't think most people understand what’s happening here: neuralink’s patient is controlling a robotic arm with his mind. not a joystick, not a muscle sensor, just his thoughts. the implant reads neural signals from the motor cortex, wirelessly sends them to the robotic arm…)”

“Technology progress is a jagged exponential [@PeterDiamandis] Our brains are hardwired for linear expectations. 30 linear steps get you across the room. 30 exponential steps take you 26 times around the planet. The gap between those two numbers is where disruption happens.”

“Great work by the @SpaceX team [@BassonBrain] @SpaceX @Starlink Congrats SpaceX! This marks 120 Starlink missions with 3,095 satellites deployed so far for the year — an incredible 1,133 more than full-year 2024! 🚀🛰”

“Neuralink progress update show & tell on October 31 st (Halloween)”

“@mtaibbi It is tragic how far The New York Times has fallen – basically just boring af far left brainwashing at this point. The boring part is truly unforgivable!”

“Detailed update on @neuralink https://t.co/eyPWB87CC5”

“After the presentation, the @Neuralink team will take questions from 𝕏”

“@wintonARK What will be left for us humans to do? We better get a move on with Neuralink!”

“Neuralink company bar https://t.co/E9XICS5snk”

“Aspirationally acerbic alliteration -> Bullshit baffles brains”

“Thanks! [@jgebbia] Excited to share I’m bringing my designer brain and start-up spirit into the government. My first project at DOGE is improving the slow and paper-based retirement process. Since leaving my operating role at Airbnb in 2022, I’ve been looking for the next digital design challenge.…)”

“Later versions will be able to shunt signals from Neuralinks in brain to Neuralinks in body motor/sensory neuron clusters, thus enabling, for example, paraplegics to walk again”

“Memory stack overflow in their brain 😂 [@DefiyantlyFree] lol Elon Musk broke these people 😂)”

“If you’ve solved hard problems with phones / wearables (sealing, signal processing, inductive charging, power mgmt, etc), please consider working at engineering@neuralink.com”

“Neuralink show & tell now on Nov 30”

“🚀 [@dustinvtran] I departed Google DeepMind after 8 years. So many fond memories—from early foundational papers in Google Brain (w/ @noamshazeer @ashvaswani @lukaszkaiser on Image Transformer, Tensor2Tensor, Mesh TensorFlow) to lead Gemini posttraining evals to catch up & launch in 100 days, then”

“@iamharaldur Those are the right questions to ask. They have been troubling me for many years. Neuralink was created as a possible long-term solution to human+AI symbiosis.”