The tweet archive.

“RT @teslaownersSV: 🧠 Why Neuralink is a game-changer for people with disabilities: For millions living with paralysis, ALS, or severe motor…”

“@DOfaquarius @ElonsBrain @LiveBit_io @60Minutes So true 🦙💩✨😴”

“RT @TobyPhln: Here's a brain dump of things I worry/think about atm. AI is getting pretty good, but human-AI bandwidth is excruciatingly l…”

“@hedweg Long-term, it’s about coupling the collective will of humanity to AI. Short-term, it’s about improving the lives of those with brain or spine problems.”

“RT @ALScyborg: While watching fireworks on the 4th of July, I realized that ALS had taken this experience from my family! @Neuralink gave m…”

“@ArthurMacwaters With outstanding execution, @Neuralink and @BoringCompany might be on that list one day”

“RT @luismbat: Some of the brain’s most complex feats like reading or doing math have never been subject to evolutionary pressure. Making…”

“@AdrianDittmann 😂 It is good. Kinda hurts my brain, because it looks similar to Diablo, but works very differently.”

“I’m not brainwashed!! https://t.co/4kx61uu4yy”

“@TLSBrenttime @tanyalewis314 @sciam @neuralink Addressing epilepsy is likely one of the more near-term applications”

“RT @patrick_cho_1: Come visit @TeslaAI’s @NeurIPSConf booth to drive in our neural sim environment! We’re hiring! https://t.co/UiKwsQdSqx”

“RT @djseo: Hear from Sebastian, one of the first people in the UK with Neuralink, and our partners at University College London Hospitals (…”

“@segmentum1 @AutismCapital I wish they had gone with human brains as an energy-efficient compute substrate, which is vague plausible. The Matrix is a great movie, but I was literally rofl when they pulled out a Duracell battery 🤣🤣”

“RT @alexisohanian: I love this ofc, but @elonmusk you gotta have @cleoabram do an entire episode of HUGE if True on Neuralink. More folks s…”

“@prades_maxime Software upgrade to rain sensing neural net coming next month”

“@TeslaGong @indiealexh @mojosusan @BLKMDL3 @ElonsBrain @CathieDWood @ARKInvest Intuitively, that should be straightforward to address, but there could be complexities I’m unaware of”

“@samiralyateem @ID_AA_Carmack There are a lot of pointless zeroes in FP32 neural nets. You can chop off 16 of the 32 bits without losing meaningful precision. This works well with neural nets, but not with regular computing, which expects extreme precision.”

“The Blindsight device from Neuralink will enable even those who have lost both eyes and their optic nerve to see. Provided the visual cortex is intact, it will even enable those who have been blind from birth to see for the first time. To set expectations correctly, the vision… https://t.co/RAenDpd3fx”

“Funny that she has never said a word about Soros, who has cumulatively put a hundred times more money into elections than I have 🤔 If I can figure out 🚀science with SpaceX and 🧠 surgery with Neuralink, then maybe I can figure out politics too 🤷‍♂️”

“@brainwipe There would def be millions of agents simultaneously doing a Monte Carlo sim & combining the results to build a map of weaknesses”

“Optimus can now walk on highly variable ground using neural nets to control its electric limbs. Join @Tesla if you want to work on interesting real-world AI systems.”

“People have been brainwashed into civilizational suicide”

“Talk to the first @Neuralink recipient with ALS [@ALScyborg] I am the 3rd person in the world to receive the @Neuralink brain implant. 1st with ALS. 1st Nonverbal. I am typing this with my brain. It is my primary communication. Ask me anything! I will answer at least all verified users! Thank you @elonmusk!”

“Damn brain https://t.co/qkueH5GtLP”

“The first human patient will soon receive a Neuralink device. This ultimately has the potential to restore full body movement. In the long term, Neuralink hopes to play a role in AI risk civilizational risk reduction by improving human to AI (and human to human) bandwidth by…”

“Yes, and enable quadriplegics to walk again and use their hands [@xdNiBoR] Neuralink is just so incredible 🥹 Neuralink will help millions restore speech, blindness, and so much more! These videos make me emotional every single time.”

“Robots will surpass good human surgeons within a few years and the best human surgeons within ~5 years. @Neuralink had to use a robot for the brain-computer electrode insertion, as it was impossible for a human to achieve the required speed and precision. [@MarioNawfal] 🚨 ROBOTS CAN NOW HELP WITH SURGERY — AND THEY’RE ACTUALLY GOOD AT IT Medtronic tested its Hugo robot in 137 real surgeries — fixing prostates, kidneys, and bladders — and the results were better than doctors expected. Complication rates were super low: just 3.7% for prostate”

“Political tribalism really does break most people’s brains”

“Funny cause it’s true https://t.co/FuIFx4Xuaq https://babylonbee.com/news/kim-jong-un-attends-ivy-league-university-to-learn-new-brainwashing-techniques”

“I am confident this will happen someday [@cb_doge] Neuralink has the potential to fully cure paralysis. "It is possible from the physics standpoint to restore full body functionality." 一 Elon Musk )”

“Congratulations Neuralink team!”

“Yes, that was their main goal. They used “helping people” as cover. [@CatchUpFeed] Marjorie Taylor Greene: "What we have learned is that USAID has been used by Democrats to brainwash the world with globalist propaganda to force regime change around world." )”

““Puberty blockers” is a propaganda term for castration chemicals that cause brain damage to kids [@BillboardChris] Puberty blockers lower IQ.”

“Same person [@WallStreetApes] Barack Obama's ICE chief gets an award for 920,000 removals Donald Trump’s ICE chief gets called a Nazi It’s the same person, Tom Homan In 2012 Obama deported 409,000 people In 2025 Trump deported 290,000 people THE DIFFERENCE IS THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA BRAINWASHING”

“Great work by @Neuralink team [@neuralink] ALS took Nick’s arm mobility. Now, he can control a robotic arm with his Neuralink device to feed himself. “Life with my BCI has been and continues to be so surreal and so rewarding. Can’t wait to see what comes next!””

“Congratulations, @Neuralink team! [@neuralink] We've received Breakthrough Device Designation from the FDA to help restore communication for individuals with severe speech impairment. (1/3)”

“I only have 0.4 donuts at a time, because my brain neural network quantizes it down to 0 donuts”

“❤️ [@ModdedQuad] There was a time when I stayed up all night and slept all day because there wasn’t anything worth waking up for. No plans. No goals. No purpose. Then I got my Neuralink implant and everything shifted. I started going to bed early. I woke up excited for the day ahead. And just”

“True [@durov] You’d have to be braindead to believe WhatsApp is secure in 2026. When we analyzed how WhatsApp implemented its “encryption”, we found multiple attack vectors.”

“First @Neuralink product will enable someone with paralysis to use a smartphone with their mind faster than someone using thumbs”

“@ChayaRaichik10 Pronouns in bio means the woke mind virus ate your brain”

“A rose by any other name would smell as sweet [@ianmiles] Marc Andreessen just revealed the Elon Musk philosophy that completely broke his brain: "The best product in the world shouldn't even need a logo." We all know Elon is relentless about quality. As Marc puts it: "Do you want the best car in the world or not, right? Like that's”

“Neuralink surprise twist! https://t.co/NdeFsHadm2”

“Video Killed the Radio Star [@PeterDiamandis] The human brain processes visual information 60,000x faster than text. Humans are visual processors, not text processors. Images hit the brain instantly. Words take work. That's why a single SpaceX launch video communicates more than a thousand-word essay—and why your slide decks”

“If you can’t beat em, join em Neuralink mission statement”

“Please consider working at Neuralink! Short-term: solve brain/spine injuries Long-term: human/AI symbiosis Latter will be species-level important Work at either at our Bay Area or Austin locations”

“Uh oh [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 POOR SLEEP SHRINKS BRAIN AND RAISES ALZHEIMER'S RISK New research shows that spending less time in slow wave and REM sleep is tied to brain shrinkage in regions affected early in Alzheimer’s. Over 270 adults were tracked for 13 to 17 years. Less deep sleep meant smaller”

“Neuralink enables people with ALS to speak again [@neuralink] “When you haven’t heard someone talk for four years, the thought that they might be able to talk again was mind blowing."”

“Yup, sounds familiar. People have been so thorough my brainwashed by the legacy media.”

“The @Neuralink team is doing a live video update in about 5 minutes …”