“RT @stevenmarkryan: Mind Blowing Neuralink Update: 5 Neuralink Cyborgs Play Telepathic Mario Kart! ✅ Silences removed to save you time (~…”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@waitbutwhy Real possibility. It is odd that dinosaurs didn’t develop large brains for so many millions of years.”
“@KatiaEarth Human-AI symbiosis via @Neuralink to maximize understanding of the universe. Make consciousness multiplanetary, ultimately leading to multistellar.”
“@fentasyl He says this crazy conspiracy theory with a glee that suggests zero empathy. Something rotten in his brain.”
“@shifthappends @Tesla A lot of my brain space is spent dealing with both units!”
“RT @ModdedQuad: It's so awesome to see the other @neuralink guys using their implants for all sorts of cool stuff. Great to see them gettin…”
“RT @ModdedQuad: People ask me this all the time, so here’s the quick version of how my Neuralink implant works. https://t.co/9zlRjPCNRl”
“@flcnhvy @neuralink Right now, trajectory of neuro-silicon symbiosis doesn’t appear to intersect trajectory of AGI. Goal of Neuralink is to raise this probability above 0.0%.”
“@thackerpd Of course. That’s a sure sign that the woke mind virus controls her brain.”
“@eyeslasho All brains are different. It is demystified when you think of it as a meat computer, which means that number of circuits times circuit efficiency is roughly the compute power of the hardware. Just like a computer, it also matters fundamentally what software is loaded.”
“@jwangARK Tesla FSD computer’s dual SoCs function like twin engines on planes — they each run different neural nets, so we do get full use of 144 TOPS, but there are enough nets running on each to allow the car to drive to safety if one SoC (or engine in this analogy) fails.”
“@BWillOfficial @WholeMarsBlog @neuralink Yes”
“RT @MissyIsMaga: @JackPosobiec @OneBadDude_ “I am tired of being trans, I wish I never brainwashed myself.” This is Robert or “Robin,” the…”
“@PPathole @IEEESpectrum @neuralink A nightcap would probably work best”
“@amyceskridge Neuralink won’t overclock the brain, it will transfer processing to the supercomputer extension of your brain. This is basically what you do when you use a smartphone or computer, but a Neuralink will have orders of magnitude faster input & output, especially latter.”
“RT @neuralink: Jake could only type with one finger after ALS took away most of his arm and hand mobility. With Neuralink, he’s exploring…”
“RT @BassonBrain: STARLINK CRUSHES RIVALS WITH 97% OF SPEED TESTS! 🔥 Among the global speed tests gathered by Ookla in Q3, 97.1% came from…”
“RT @djseo: This is a spike raster plot, where each row represents neural activity of a single channel over time. There are over 1,000 rows,…”
“RT @ModdedQuad: Some people think the @neuralink surgery is scary or dangerous. But here’s the truth: It was one of the easiest experience…”
“@Jennerator211 @PPathole @JohnnaCrider1 We’re adding police car, fire truck & ambulance to the Tesla neural net in coming months”
“@flcnhvy @shravantr @Neuro_Skeptic Neuralinks are currently meant for mature brains & functionality is lost if removed. Rewiring of neurons is certainly possible, but won’t make up for loss of the Link.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: 🧠 Why Neuralink is a game-changer for people with disabilities: For millions living with paralysis, ALS, or severe motor…”
“@DOfaquarius @ElonsBrain @LiveBit_io @60Minutes So true 🦙💩✨😴”
“RT @TobyPhln: Here's a brain dump of things I worry/think about atm. AI is getting pretty good, but human-AI bandwidth is excruciatingly l…”
“@hedweg Long-term, it’s about coupling the collective will of humanity to AI. Short-term, it’s about improving the lives of those with brain or spine problems.”
“RT @ALScyborg: While watching fireworks on the 4th of July, I realized that ALS had taken this experience from my family! @Neuralink gave m…”
“RT @XFreeze: Neuralink is hiring with more than 70 open roles right now across engineering, manufacturing, software, robotics, biology, qua…”
“RT @luismbat: Some of the brain’s most complex feats like reading or doing math have never been subject to evolutionary pressure. Making…”
“@AdrianDittmann 😂 It is good. Kinda hurts my brain, because it looks similar to Diablo, but works very differently.”
“I’m not brainwashed!! https://t.co/4kx61uu4yy”
“@TLSBrenttime @tanyalewis314 @sciam @neuralink Addressing epilepsy is likely one of the more near-term applications”
“RT @djseo: Hear from Sebastian, one of the first people in the UK with Neuralink, and our partners at University College London Hospitals (…”
“@segmentum1 @AutismCapital I wish they had gone with human brains as an energy-efficient compute substrate, which is vague plausible. The Matrix is a great movie, but I was literally rofl when they pulled out a Duracell battery 🤣🤣”
“RT @alexisohanian: I love this ofc, but @elonmusk you gotta have @cleoabram do an entire episode of HUGE if True on Neuralink. More folks s…”
“@prades_maxime Software upgrade to rain sensing neural net coming next month”
“@TeslaGong @indiealexh @mojosusan @BLKMDL3 @ElonsBrain @CathieDWood @ARKInvest Intuitively, that should be straightforward to address, but there could be complexities I’m unaware of”
“@samiralyateem @ID_AA_Carmack There are a lot of pointless zeroes in FP32 neural nets. You can chop off 16 of the 32 bits without losing meaningful precision. This works well with neural nets, but not with regular computing, which expects extreme precision.”
“The Blindsight device from Neuralink will enable even those who have lost both eyes and their optic nerve to see. Provided the visual cortex is intact, it will even enable those who have been blind from birth to see for the first time. To set expectations correctly, the vision… https://t.co/RAenDpd3fx”
“Funny that she has never said a word about Soros, who has cumulatively put a hundred times more money into elections than I have 🤔 If I can figure out 🚀science with SpaceX and 🧠 surgery with Neuralink, then maybe I can figure out politics too 🤷♂️”
“@brainwipe There would def be millions of agents simultaneously doing a Monte Carlo sim & combining the results to build a map of weaknesses”
“Such a joy to work with amazingly talented people at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink & Boring Co!”
“The first human received an implant from @Neuralink yesterday and is recovering well. Initial results show promising neuron spike detection.”
“Optimus can now walk on highly variable ground using neural nets to control its electric limbs. Join @Tesla if you want to work on interesting real-world AI systems.”
“People have been brainwashed into civilizational suicide”
“Talk to the first @Neuralink recipient with ALS [@ALScyborg] I am the 3rd person in the world to receive the @Neuralink brain implant. 1st with ALS. 1st Nonverbal. I am typing this with my brain. It is my primary communication. Ask me anything! I will answer at least all verified users! Thank you @elonmusk!”
“Damn brain https://t.co/qkueH5GtLP”
“The first human patient will soon receive a Neuralink device. This ultimately has the potential to restore full body movement. In the long term, Neuralink hopes to play a role in AI risk civilizational risk reduction by improving human to AI (and human to human) bandwidth by…”
“Yes, and enable quadriplegics to walk again and use their hands [@xdNiBoR] Neuralink is just so incredible 🥹 Neuralink will help millions restore speech, blindness, and so much more! These videos make me emotional every single time.”
“Robots will surpass good human surgeons within a few years and the best human surgeons within ~5 years. @Neuralink had to use a robot for the brain-computer electrode insertion, as it was impossible for a human to achieve the required speed and precision. [@MarioNawfal] 🚨 ROBOTS CAN NOW HELP WITH SURGERY — AND THEY’RE ACTUALLY GOOD AT IT Medtronic tested its Hugo robot in 137 real surgeries — fixing prostates, kidneys, and bladders — and the results were better than doctors expected. Complication rates were super low: just 3.7% for prostate”
“Political tribalism really does break most people’s brains”
