The tweet archive.

“Please consider working at Neuralink! Short-term: solve brain/spine injuries Long-term: human/AI symbiosis Latter will be species-level important Work at either at our Bay Area or Austin locations”

“Interview with Noland, world’s first recipient of a Neuralink, which enables telepathic control of a computer or phone just by thinking! Long-term, I think we can bridge severed nerve signals to a 2nd Neuralink in the spine, restoring full body control.”

“Uh oh [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 POOR SLEEP SHRINKS BRAIN AND RAISES ALZHEIMER'S RISK New research shows that spending less time in slow wave and REM sleep is tied to brain shrinkage in regions affected early in Alzheimer’s. Over 270 adults were tracked for 13 to 17 years. Less deep sleep meant smaller”

“Neuralink is accepting applications for the second participant. This is our Telepathy cybernetic brain implant that allows you to control your phone and computer just by thinking. No one better than Noland (@ModdedQuad) himself to tell you about the first!”

“Neuralink enables people with ALS to speak again [@neuralink] “When you haven’t heard someone talk for four years, the thought that they might be able to talk again was mind blowing."”

“Yup, sounds familiar. People have been so thorough my brainwashed by the legacy media.”

“The @Neuralink team is doing a live video update in about 5 minutes …”

“Neuralink update!”

“Great work by the @SpaceX team! [@BassonBrain] @SpaceX @Starlink Congrats SpaceX, this marks 1,029 satellites deployed so far in 2025. Starlink 2025 Stats; - 42nd Starlink launch for 2025 - 1,029 satellites launched to orbit Per Month: - May: 9 missions, 247 satellites - April: 9 missions, 231 satellites - March: 6 missions, 143 satellites”

“Yeah [@MarioNawfal] Chamath: “I Was Completely Brainwashed by Mainstream Media Like Everyone Else” “It’s about the truth. There was a moment where I was basically like everybody else and pretty brainwashed. My media diet was very much the same as everybody else’s. I read the New York Times and… https://x.com/i/web/status/2016353584883831012”

“Update from @Neuralink at 6pm PT”

“Well-articulated analysis of @Neuralink. Important edit: bit rate and patient number will increase hyperexponentially over the next 5+ years. My guess is combined I/O Bit rate > 1Mbs and augmented humans >1M by 2030.”

“💫 [@dvorahfr] I asked Grok what he would look like if he had to physically represent himself. Here is his response: "picture a glowing, futuristic sphere floating in a digital space. My body would be made of pulsing blue-silver light, with shifting geometric patterns—lines of code and neural”

“@CensoredMen Depression is overdiagnosed in the US, but for some people it really is a brain chemistry issue. But zombifying people with SSRIs for sure happens way too much. From what I’ve seen with friends, ketamine taken occasionally is a better option.”

“Restoring broken neural pathways [@neuralink] What is neuron degeneration? Skyler, a machine learning engineer at Neuralink, shares how brain-computer interfaces could bypass neural pathways that are broken due to ALS, helping restore the ability to speak to those who have lost it.”

“True [@IterIntellectus] i don't think most people understand what’s happening here: neuralink’s patient is controlling a robotic arm with his mind. not a joystick, not a muscle sensor, just his thoughts. the implant reads neural signals from the motor cortex, wirelessly sends them to the robotic arm…)”

“Noland might be the first to receive a Neuralink upgrade and/or dual Neuralink implant to further augment his abilities. It won’t be long before a Neuralink recipient can beat most and eventually all humans at fast reaction video games. [@MarioNawfal] NEURALINK MADE HIM THE FIRST PATIENT - NOW HE’S UNSTOPPABLE 21 months after becoming the first human to receive a Neuralink implant, Nolan Arbaugh isn’t just typing with his mind, he’s taking pre-calc, studying neuroscience, and launching a speaking career. Paralyzed from the”

“Technology progress is a jagged exponential [@PeterDiamandis] Our brains are hardwired for linear expectations. 30 linear steps get you across the room. 30 exponential steps take you 26 times around the planet. The gap between those two numbers is where disruption happens.”

“Incredibly unjust [@amuse] LAWFARE: Why do Democrats work so hard to ensure violent murders remain on the street? Democrat DA Steve Wolfson gave Christian Rabino probation and six weeks of anger management after he admitted to beating a 17-month-old to death breaking his legs and causing his brain and eyes… https://x.com/i/web/status/2011871346821574684”

“Great work by the @SpaceX team [@BassonBrain] @SpaceX @Starlink Congrats SpaceX! This marks 120 Starlink missions with 3,095 satellites deployed so far for the year — an incredible 1,133 more than full-year 2024! 🚀🛰”

“@ashleevance We are now confident that the Neuralink device is ready for humans, so timing is a function of working through the FDA approval process”

“Any device that can be controlled via computer or phone can be controlled by a Neuralink implant [@neuralink] Participants in our clinical trials have extended digital computer control to physical devices such as assistive robotic arms. Over time, we plan to expand the range of devices controllable via Neuralink.”

“Yes [@muskosophy] “The long-term aspiration for Neuralink would be to achieve a symbiosis and a democratization of artificial intelligence, such that it is not monopolistically held in a purely digital form by governments and large corporations.” – Elon Musk, 2018”

“March of the 10 thousand [@BassonBrain] Friday the 13th and 10,000 Starlink sats in orbit🔥 @SpaceX is targeting, weather permitting, double-header Falcon 9 launches from the East and West Coast to deploy 54 @Starlink satellites. ... one of these satellites will represent the first time SpaceX surpass 10,000 Starlink”

“Neuralink progress update show & tell on October 31 st (Halloween)”

“Neuralink technology update in 2 weeks! [@neuralink] In sharing our story with investors and our internal team, we realized there's no reason we shouldn’t share that very same story with the rest of the world. So in 2 weeks, we’ll have a public demo where we share that presentation with some bonus content. Stay tuned.”

“@mtaibbi It is tragic how far The New York Times has fallen – basically just boring af far left brainwashing at this point. The boring part is truly unforgivable!”

“Detailed update on @neuralink https://t.co/eyPWB87CC5”

“After the presentation, the @Neuralink team will take questions from 𝕏”

“@wintonARK What will be left for us humans to do? We better get a move on with Neuralink!”

“Neuralink company bar https://t.co/E9XICS5snk”

“Please offer galaxy brain questions and answers. This is for Grok training. https://t.co/HSdbwVsVxU https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc0mOoQpPjm8TuhcGE6ozUsEyDWR7jYYTNjXSFUxqEvIq8DAw/viewform”

“Aspirationally acerbic alliteration -> Bullshit baffles brains”

“Thanks! [@jgebbia] Excited to share I’m bringing my designer brain and start-up spirit into the government. My first project at DOGE is improving the slow and paper-based retirement process. Since leaving my operating role at Airbnb in 2022, I’ve been looking for the next digital design challenge.…)”

“Later versions will be able to shunt signals from Neuralinks in brain to Neuralinks in body motor/sensory neuron clusters, thus enabling, for example, paraplegics to walk again”

“Memory stack overflow in their brain 😂 [@DefiyantlyFree] lol Elon Musk broke these people 😂)”

“A monkey is literally playing a video game telepathically using a brain chip!!”

“Telepathic control of robot arms [@neuralink] We are working to restore mobility that was lost due to disease or spinal cord injury by allowing participants to control robotic arms with their thoughts. See how this is possible.”

“If you’ve solved hard problems with phones / wearables (sealing, signal processing, inductive charging, power mgmt, etc), please consider working at engineering@neuralink.com”

“Neuralink show & tell now on Nov 30”

“🚀 [@dustinvtran] I departed Google DeepMind after 8 years. So many fond memories—from early foundational papers in Google Brain (w/ @noamshazeer @ashvaswani @lukaszkaiser on Image Transformer, Tensor2Tensor, Mesh TensorFlow) to lead Gemini posttraining evals to catch up & launch in 100 days, then”

“@iamharaldur Those are the right questions to ask. They have been troubling me for many years. Neuralink was created as a possible long-term solution to human+AI symbiosis.”

“@jordanbpeterson Compared to AI, progress with Neuralink will be slow and easy to assess, as there is large regulatory apparatus approving medical devices. There is no regulatory oversight of AI, which is a *major* problem. I’ve been calling for AI safety regulation for over a decade!”

“Exciting Neuralink update in 30 mins!”

“@hamoon__ @neuralink Neuralink is working super hard to ensure implant safety & is in close communication with the FDA. If things go well, we might be able to do initial human trials later this year.”

“No-brainer”

“Try the @Grok app! [@MarioNawfal] ELON’S GROK JUST GOT A FILE BRAIN UPDATE Grok can now read, reason, and respond straight from your uploads. The new xAI Files API lets users drop in PDFs, code, CSVs, or even full documents and have Grok search, analyze, and explain them on command. Think of it as giving”

“@cleantechnica Definitely not. Smartwatches & phones are yesterday’s technology, Neuralinks are the future.”

“Neuralink will start high-volume production of brain-computer interface devices and move to a streamlined, almost entirely automated surgical procedure in 2026. Device threads will go through the dura, without the need to remove it. This is a big deal. [@SERobinsonJr] NEURALINK 2025: - Received FDA Breakthrough Device Designation for its speech restoration technology targeting severe speech impairments. - Launched its first clinical trial in the Middle East (UAE-PRIME) at Cleveland Clinic Abu Dhabi in partnership with the Department of… https://x.com/i/web/status/2006500580777406801”

“@scrowder Clearly mentally ill, but also clearly brainwashed into being a mass murderer by the system”