The tweet archive.

“RT @cb_doge: Neuralink’s first patient in the UK, Paul, who is paralyzed by motor neuron disease, has received a brain implant. Just hours…”

“RT @teslaownersSV: "The vast majority of diseases or brain issues, I think are fixable with a Neuralink device." Elon Musk https://t.co/F…”

“RT @WesRothMoney: Eighteen months after receiving Neuralink’s first-in-human brain-computer implant, Noland Arbaugh has turned a life once…”

“@TeslaClubWI Note, quality of experience can vary dramatically, as our neural nets have far more training data in some parts of the country than others, but this should improve rapidly with more driving in those regions.”

“RT @teslaownersSV: Neuralink’s first patient in the UK, Paul, who is paralyzed by motor neuron disease, has received a brain implant. Just…”

“@KatiaEarth Human-AI symbiosis via @Neuralink to maximize understanding of the universe. Make consciousness multiplanetary, ultimately leading to multistellar.”

“@jwangARK Tesla FSD computer’s dual SoCs function like twin engines on planes — they each run different neural nets, so we do get full use of 144 TOPS, but there are enough nets running on each to allow the car to drive to safety if one SoC (or engine in this analogy) fails.”

“@JeremiahBonds @neuralink Yeah, most people don’t even realize that a direct brain-computer interface is possible”

“@soumiksf @ID_AA_Carmack Dojo uses our own chips & a computer architecture optimized for neural net training, not a GPU cluster. Could be wrong, but I think it will be best in world.”

“@amyceskridge Neuralink won’t overclock the brain, it will transfer processing to the supercomputer extension of your brain. This is basically what you do when you use a smartphone or computer, but a Neuralink will have orders of magnitude faster input & output, especially latter.”

“RT @teslaownersSV: Neuralink’s first patient in the UK, Paul, who is paralyzed by motor neuron disease, has received a brain implant. Just…”

“@flcnhvy @shravantr @Neuro_Skeptic Neuralinks are currently meant for mature brains & functionality is lost if removed. Rewiring of neurons is certainly possible, but won’t make up for loss of the Link.”

“@waitbutwhy @neuralink Yeah, you’ve seen it from the beginning!”

“RT @greiner_ro52817: My very first time playing a first person shooter while using neuralink Brain computer interfacing with the quad stick…”

“@djseo_ @neuralink This is important in communicating effectively with the brain”

“@ElenaRuiz_Poet @krassenstein @neuralink Maybe, but it will definitely be extremely helpful in improving understanding of the brain”

“@YogiSC1127 @Tesla Deep Rain™️ neural net coming soon. We’re not trademarking any other Autopilot neural nets, just this one, because rain is deep.”

“I’m not brainwashed!! https://t.co/4kx61uu4yy”

“RT @patrick_cho_1: Come visit @TeslaAI’s @NeurIPSConf booth to drive in our neural sim environment! We’re hiring! https://t.co/UiKwsQdSqx”

“@prades_maxime Software upgrade to rain sensing neural net coming next month”

“RT @NeuraPod: News: Neuralink has announced @DavidMcMullen will begin leading Medical Affairs beginning later this month. David has previo…”

“MEGA, MEGA, MEGA!!! Back to common sense. [@PeterSweden7] Make Europe Great Again. ▪️Reject Socialism ▪️Restore free speech ▪️Protect the borders ▪️Expose mainstream media lies ▪️Get rid of woke ideology ▪️Promote family values ▪️Don't be ashamed of our heritage ▪️Stop far-left brainwashing in schools Time to MEGA 💪)”

“Matt Gaetz has 3 critical assets that are needed for the AG role: a big brain, a spine of steel and an axe to grind. He is the Judge Dredd America needs to clean up a corrupt system and put powerful bad actors in prison. Gaetz will be our Hammer of Justice.”

“@alexeheath @RolfeWinkler @julieverhage It was misinterpreted by Rolfe at WSJ as a fundraising effort. Neuralink is not seeking investors.”

“💯 [@SwipeWright] You cannot simultaneously believe that (1) all borders are fake and should not be policed, and (2) that land can be "stolen." This is one of the most braindead beliefs a person can hold.”

“Russia went too far 3 years ago, now the Ukrainian government has gone too far. Endless death in trenches is wrong and anyone who continues to push that lacks both empathy and a brain. [@AlexandruC4] Wtf happened to him in the last 3 years? )”

“People have been brainwashed into civilizational suicide”

“Damn brain https://t.co/qkueH5GtLP”

“Very long list. America should require ID to vote. It’s a no-brainer! [@libsoftiktok] Countries that require ID to vote:”

“The physicality of the brain becomes startlingly obvious upon inspection: it is a biological computer. Our brains shrinks over time as we age and when you see the brain of someone with severe dementia, the damage is not subtle. What is surprising is that it functions at all.”

“One of the greatest crimes in history [@wesyang] We brainwashed hundreds of thousands of unstable young people to believe that chemically castrating and dismembering themselves is their only way to become their true selves and avoid suicide and that anyone preventing them from inflicting the ultimate sexual violence on… https://x.com/i/web/status/2008410052579741939”

“Listen to Gad [@GadSaad] No. All immigrants are not equally likely to assimilate. Open borders is suicidal empathy. My immigration positions stem from having a functioning brain rooted in reality.”

“Political tribalism really does break most people’s brains”

“Funny cause it’s true https://t.co/FuIFx4Xuaq https://babylonbee.com/news/kim-jong-un-attends-ivy-league-university-to-learn-new-brainwashing-techniques”

“Yes, that was their main goal. They used “helping people” as cover. [@CatchUpFeed] Marjorie Taylor Greene: "What we have learned is that USAID has been used by Democrats to brainwash the world with globalist propaganda to force regime change around world." )”

“Most people don’t understand that their minds can be taken over by a virus, just like a computer virus takes over your computer. The woke mind virus is like Cordyceps. [@SwipeWright] Gender ideology parasitized people's brains and turned them into seemingly rabid versions of their former selves. This is how one of my very closest friends (at the time) responded to my article debunking the "sex spectrum" in 2020, including my responses. Many years of… )”

““Puberty blockers” is a propaganda term for castration chemicals that cause brain damage to kids [@BillboardChris] Puberty blockers lower IQ.”

“Same person [@WallStreetApes] Barack Obama's ICE chief gets an award for 920,000 removals Donald Trump’s ICE chief gets called a Nazi It’s the same person, Tom Homan In 2012 Obama deported 409,000 people In 2025 Trump deported 290,000 people THE DIFFERENCE IS THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA BRAINWASHING”

“Back to working 7 days a week and sleeping in the office if my little kids are away [@iam_smx] Wartime CEO Engaged. "7 days a week sleeping in the factory, No one should put these many hours into work, this is not good, this is very painful, it hurts my brain and my heart." -Elon Musk”

“@mattyglesias Did your brain fall out of your head, Yglesias? The choice is have Twitter throttled in its entirety or limit access to some tweets. Which one do you want?”

“To satellites traveling at ~17,000 mph, other moving objects seem stationary [@HustleBitch_] 🚨 STARLINK JUST MELTED HIS BRAIN AT 30,000 FEET NBC’s Tom Costello went live mid-flight testing Starlink on a United Airlines Boeing. Streaming, uploading, FaceTiming from the sky. Thousands of SpaceX satellites locked onto a jet going 500 mph. No lag. No drop. Just”

“True [@durov] You’d have to be braindead to believe WhatsApp is secure in 2026. When we analyzed how WhatsApp implemented its “encryption”, we found multiple attack vectors.”

“Tesla has by far the most advanced real-world AI. No one else is even close. Join us @Tesla_AI! [@YunTaTsai1] Sometimes I am still pondering on the fact that Tesla, a car company, would decide to create its own brain six years ago. Not for playing games, but to solve the hardest holy grail in human history — full autonomy. Still sounds crazy, even today.”

“@ChayaRaichik10 Pronouns in bio means the woke mind virus ate your brain”

“There are still people like Sam Harris who think that ANY lie, no mattter how depraved, is justified to prevent @realDonaldTrump from being democratically elected or, if elected, to remove from office. Is TDS curable or does the brain turn into irreparable melted goo?”

“A rose by any other name would smell as sweet [@ianmiles] Marc Andreessen just revealed the Elon Musk philosophy that completely broke his brain: "The best product in the world shouldn't even need a logo." We all know Elon is relentless about quality. As Marc puts it: "Do you want the best car in the world or not, right? Like that's”

“True [@MarioNawfal] 🚨SLEEP DEPRIVATION DAMAGES YOUR BRAIN—LITERALLY Sleep deprivation isn’t just tiring—it’s brain damage. A study on young participants found that just one night of bad sleep increased levels of the protein S-100B by 20%—the same spike seen in traumatic brain injuries. Once in… )”

“Video Killed the Radio Star [@PeterDiamandis] The human brain processes visual information 60,000x faster than text. Humans are visual processors, not text processors. Images hit the brain instantly. Words take work. That's why a single SpaceX launch video communicates more than a thousand-word essay—and why your slide decks”

“Uh oh [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 POOR SLEEP SHRINKS BRAIN AND RAISES ALZHEIMER'S RISK New research shows that spending less time in slow wave and REM sleep is tied to brain shrinkage in regions affected early in Alzheimer’s. Over 270 adults were tracked for 13 to 17 years. Less deep sleep meant smaller”

“Yup, sounds familiar. People have been so thorough my brainwashed by the legacy media.”