The tweet archive.

“If you can’t beat em, join em Neuralink mission statement”

“Yup [@cb_doge] Neuralink patients are literally playing games just by thinking. No controllers. Just the mind. We are living in the future and it’s kind of amazing.”

“Neuralink is partnering with UAE and Cleveland Clinic! [@neuralink] 🇦🇪 We’re launching our first clinical trial in the Middle East at Cleveland Clinic Abu Dhabi in partnership with the Department of Health Abu Dhabi! The UAE-PRIME trial explores how individuals with motor and speech impairment can use thought to control devices & communicate.”

“That is the goal [@aerocopz] Elon Musk @elonmusk shows how his companies work for the benefit of humanity: "SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink, and The Boring Company are philanthropy. If you say philanthropy is love of humanity, they are philanthropy. Tesla is accelerating sustainable energy; this is philanthropy.”

“Please consider working at Neuralink! Short-term: solve brain/spine injuries Long-term: human/AI symbiosis Latter will be species-level important Work at either at our Bay Area or Austin locations”

“Neuralink is accepting applications for the second participant. This is our Telepathy cybernetic brain implant that allows you to control your phone and computer just by thinking. No one better than Noland (@ModdedQuad) himself to tell you about the first!”

“Neuralink enables people with ALS to speak again [@neuralink] “When you haven’t heard someone talk for four years, the thought that they might be able to talk again was mind blowing."”

“Yup, sounds familiar. People have been so thorough my brainwashed by the legacy media.”

“The @Neuralink team is doing a live video update in about 5 minutes …”

“Companies are flooding out of Delaware, because the activist chief judge of the Delaware court has no respect for shareholder rights [@MarioNawfal] 🚨BILL ACKMAN MOVES HIS FIRM FROM DELAWARE TO NEVADA Ackman said top law firms are now recommending Nevada and Texas over Delaware as incorporation hubs. This shift follows a trend set by Elon, who recently moved Tesla, SpaceX, and Neuralink’s incorporation out of Delaware.… )”

“Neuralink update!”

“Great work by the @SpaceX team! [@BassonBrain] @SpaceX @Starlink Congrats SpaceX, this marks 1,029 satellites deployed so far in 2025. Starlink 2025 Stats; - 42nd Starlink launch for 2025 - 1,029 satellites launched to orbit Per Month: - May: 9 missions, 247 satellites - April: 9 missions, 231 satellites - March: 6 missions, 143 satellites”

“Yeah [@MarioNawfal] Chamath: “I Was Completely Brainwashed by Mainstream Media Like Everyone Else” “It’s about the truth. There was a moment where I was basically like everybody else and pretty brainwashed. My media diet was very much the same as everybody else’s. I read the New York Times and… https://x.com/i/web/status/2016353584883831012”

“Update from @Neuralink at 6pm PT”

“Well-articulated analysis of @Neuralink. Important edit: bit rate and patient number will increase hyperexponentially over the next 5+ years. My guess is combined I/O Bit rate > 1Mbs and augmented humans >1M by 2030.”

“💫 [@dvorahfr] I asked Grok what he would look like if he had to physically represent himself. Here is his response: "picture a glowing, futuristic sphere floating in a digital space. My body would be made of pulsing blue-silver light, with shifting geometric patterns—lines of code and neural”

“Restoring broken neural pathways [@neuralink] What is neuron degeneration? Skyler, a machine learning engineer at Neuralink, shares how brain-computer interfaces could bypass neural pathways that are broken due to ALS, helping restore the ability to speak to those who have lost it.”

“True [@IterIntellectus] i don't think most people understand what’s happening here: neuralink’s patient is controlling a robotic arm with his mind. not a joystick, not a muscle sensor, just his thoughts. the implant reads neural signals from the motor cortex, wirelessly sends them to the robotic arm…)”

“Noland might be the first to receive a Neuralink upgrade and/or dual Neuralink implant to further augment his abilities. It won’t be long before a Neuralink recipient can beat most and eventually all humans at fast reaction video games. [@MarioNawfal] NEURALINK MADE HIM THE FIRST PATIENT - NOW HE’S UNSTOPPABLE 21 months after becoming the first human to receive a Neuralink implant, Nolan Arbaugh isn’t just typing with his mind, he’s taking pre-calc, studying neuroscience, and launching a speaking career. Paralyzed from the”

“@ashleevance We are now confident that the Neuralink device is ready for humans, so timing is a function of working through the FDA approval process”

“Any device that can be controlled via computer or phone can be controlled by a Neuralink implant [@neuralink] Participants in our clinical trials have extended digital computer control to physical devices such as assistive robotic arms. Over time, we plan to expand the range of devices controllable via Neuralink.”

“Yes [@muskosophy] “The long-term aspiration for Neuralink would be to achieve a symbiosis and a democratization of artificial intelligence, such that it is not monopolistically held in a purely digital form by governments and large corporations.” – Elon Musk, 2018”

“March of the 10 thousand [@BassonBrain] Friday the 13th and 10,000 Starlink sats in orbit🔥 @SpaceX is targeting, weather permitting, double-header Falcon 9 launches from the East and West Coast to deploy 54 @Starlink satellites. ... one of these satellites will represent the first time SpaceX surpass 10,000 Starlink”

“Neuralink progress update show & tell on October 31 st (Halloween)”

“Neuralink technology update in 2 weeks! [@neuralink] In sharing our story with investors and our internal team, we realized there's no reason we shouldn’t share that very same story with the rest of the world. So in 2 weeks, we’ll have a public demo where we share that presentation with some bonus content. Stay tuned.”

“@mtaibbi It is tragic how far The New York Times has fallen – basically just boring af far left brainwashing at this point. The boring part is truly unforgivable!”

“Detailed update on @neuralink https://t.co/eyPWB87CC5”

“After the presentation, the @Neuralink team will take questions from 𝕏”

“@wintonARK What will be left for us humans to do? We better get a move on with Neuralink!”

“Neuralink company bar https://t.co/E9XICS5snk”

“Please offer galaxy brain questions and answers. This is for Grok training. https://t.co/HSdbwVsVxU https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc0mOoQpPjm8TuhcGE6ozUsEyDWR7jYYTNjXSFUxqEvIq8DAw/viewform”

“Aspirationally acerbic alliteration -> Bullshit baffles brains”

“Pretty soon, there won’t be any companies left in Delaware [@eladgil] Anyone have a list of companies that are planning, or have made the move, from Delaware to either Texas or Nevada? Right now I have: -Texas: Tesla, SpaceX, ... -Nevada: Dropbox, Neuralink, TripAdvisor, Pershing Square, TradeDesk, ... )”

“Thanks! [@jgebbia] Excited to share I’m bringing my designer brain and start-up spirit into the government. My first project at DOGE is improving the slow and paper-based retirement process. Since leaving my operating role at Airbnb in 2022, I’ve been looking for the next digital design challenge.…)”

“Later versions will be able to shunt signals from Neuralinks in brain to Neuralinks in body motor/sensory neuron clusters, thus enabling, for example, paraplegics to walk again”

“Memory stack overflow in their brain 😂 [@DefiyantlyFree] lol Elon Musk broke these people 😂)”

“A monkey is literally playing a video game telepathically using a brain chip!!”

“🦾🔥 [@jamesdouma] I love my Cybertruck. It's the apotheosis of design and utility. The tasteless hordes and their MSM-addled brains may be unequipped to recognize its brilliance but I DON'T CARE. To abandon it for yet another mediocre me-too creation would be tragic and unacceptable. This thing”

“Telepathic control of robot arms [@neuralink] We are working to restore mobility that was lost due to disease or spinal cord injury by allowing participants to control robotic arms with their thoughts. See how this is possible.”

“If you’ve solved hard problems with phones / wearables (sealing, signal processing, inductive charging, power mgmt, etc), please consider working at engineering@neuralink.com”

“Neuralink show & tell now on Nov 30”

“With our little 20 Watt meat computers [@teslaownersSV] "I'm glad to say that the Starship mission was done entirely with human brains without any use of AI The future of AI might look at that and say not bad for bunch of monkeys." Elon Musk )”

“🚀 [@dustinvtran] I departed Google DeepMind after 8 years. So many fond memories—from early foundational papers in Google Brain (w/ @noamshazeer @ashvaswani @lukaszkaiser on Image Transformer, Tensor2Tensor, Mesh TensorFlow) to lead Gemini posttraining evals to catch up & launch in 100 days, then”

“@iamharaldur Those are the right questions to ask. They have been troubling me for many years. Neuralink was created as a possible long-term solution to human+AI symbiosis.”

“Exciting Neuralink update in 30 mins!”

“@hamoon__ @neuralink Neuralink is working super hard to ensure implant safety & is in close communication with the FDA. If things go well, we might be able to do initial human trials later this year.”

“@teslaownersSV AOC pretends to have brain and it’s not working”

“No-brainer”

“Try the @Grok app! [@MarioNawfal] ELON’S GROK JUST GOT A FILE BRAIN UPDATE Grok can now read, reason, and respond straight from your uploads. The new xAI Files API lets users drop in PDFs, code, CSVs, or even full documents and have Grok search, analyze, and explain them on command. Think of it as giving”

“You can sense the sentience maturing [@DrJimFan] I was very late to own a Tesla but among the earliest to try out FSD v14. It's perhaps the first time I experience an AI that passes the Physical Turing Test: after a long day at work, you press a button, lay back, and couldn't tell if a neural net or a human drove you home.… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003593613918531891”