“MEGA, MEGA, MEGA!!! Back to common sense. [@PeterSweden7] Make Europe Great Again. ▪️Reject Socialism ▪️Restore free speech ▪️Protect the borders ▪️Expose mainstream media lies ▪️Get rid of woke ideology ▪️Promote family values ▪️Don't be ashamed of our heritage ▪️Stop far-left brainwashing in schools Time to MEGA 💪)”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Matt Gaetz has 3 critical assets that are needed for the AG role: a big brain, a spine of steel and an axe to grind. He is the Judge Dredd America needs to clean up a corrupt system and put powerful bad actors in prison. Gaetz will be our Hammer of Justice.”
“💯 [@SwipeWright] You cannot simultaneously believe that (1) all borders are fake and should not be policed, and (2) that land can be "stolen." This is one of the most braindead beliefs a person can hold.”
“Livestream of @Neuralink demonstrating “Telepathy” – controlling a computer and playing video games just by thinking”
“The first human received an implant from @Neuralink yesterday and is recovering well. Initial results show promising neuron spike detection.”
“Successful 100 days with first human implant of @Neuralink”
“Russia went too far 3 years ago, now the Ukrainian government has gone too far. Endless death in trenches is wrong and anyone who continues to push that lacks both empathy and a brain. [@AlexandruC4] Wtf happened to him in the last 3 years? )”
“Optimus can now walk on highly variable ground using neural nets to control its electric limbs. Join @Tesla if you want to work on interesting real-world AI systems.”
“People have been brainwashed into civilizational suicide”
“Talk to the first @Neuralink recipient with ALS [@ALScyborg] I am the 3rd person in the world to receive the @Neuralink brain implant. 1st with ALS. 1st Nonverbal. I am typing this with my brain. It is my primary communication. Ask me anything! I will answer at least all verified users! Thank you @elonmusk!”
“Damn brain https://t.co/qkueH5GtLP”
“Very long list. America should require ID to vote. It’s a no-brainer! [@libsoftiktok] Countries that require ID to vote:”
“The physicality of the brain becomes startlingly obvious upon inspection: it is a biological computer. Our brains shrinks over time as we age and when you see the brain of someone with severe dementia, the damage is not subtle. What is surprising is that it functions at all.”
“One of the greatest crimes in history [@wesyang] We brainwashed hundreds of thousands of unstable young people to believe that chemically castrating and dismembering themselves is their only way to become their true selves and avoid suicide and that anyone preventing them from inflicting the ultimate sexual violence on… https://x.com/i/web/status/2008410052579741939”
“Update about the second Neuralink device in a human. If all goes well, there will be hundreds of people with Neuralinks within a few years, maybe tens of thousands within 5 years, millions within 10 years, …”
“The first human patient will soon receive a Neuralink device. This ultimately has the potential to restore full body movement. In the long term, Neuralink hopes to play a role in AI risk civilizational risk reduction by improving human to AI (and human to human) bandwidth by…”
“Listen to Gad [@GadSaad] No. All immigrants are not equally likely to assimilate. Open borders is suicidal empathy. My immigration positions stem from having a functioning brain rooted in reality.”
“Reinforcing negative neural pathways via therapy or introspection is a recipe for misery. Don’t cut a rut in the road. [@pmarca] My big conclusion from this week: Introspection causes emotional disorders.”
“I am increasingly convinced that @Neuralink should prioritize making an implant that can eliminate back & neck pain. Would greatly improve people’s happiness while awake, as well as enhance quality of sleep. https://t.co/kabge5XRuH”
“Yes, and enable quadriplegics to walk again and use their hands [@xdNiBoR] Neuralink is just so incredible 🥹 Neuralink will help millions restore speech, blindness, and so much more! These videos make me emotional every single time.”
“Noland is playing Polytopia just by thinking via his Neuralink Telepathy device https://t.co/NkNimbhPB3 https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1lDxLlXLnlaxm”
“Robots will surpass good human surgeons within a few years and the best human surgeons within ~5 years. @Neuralink had to use a robot for the brain-computer electrode insertion, as it was impossible for a human to achieve the required speed and precision. [@MarioNawfal] 🚨 ROBOTS CAN NOW HELP WITH SURGERY — AND THEY’RE ACTUALLY GOOD AT IT Medtronic tested its Hugo robot in 137 real surgeries — fixing prostates, kidneys, and bladders — and the results were better than doctors expected. Complication rates were super low: just 3.7% for prostate”
“Political tribalism really does break most people’s brains”
“Funny cause it’s true https://t.co/FuIFx4Xuaq https://babylonbee.com/news/kim-jong-un-attends-ivy-league-university-to-learn-new-brainwashing-techniques”
“I am confident this will happen someday [@cb_doge] Neuralink has the potential to fully cure paralysis. "It is possible from the physics standpoint to restore full body functionality." 一 Elon Musk )”
“Congratulations Neuralink team!”
“Yes, that was their main goal. They used “helping people” as cover. [@CatchUpFeed] Marjorie Taylor Greene: "What we have learned is that USAID has been used by Democrats to brainwash the world with globalist propaganda to force regime change around world." )”
“Advanced cybernetics are real [@MarioNawfal] CAN’T SEE, CAN’T WALK? ELON’S WORKING ON THAT Forget flying cars—Elon is out here casually curing blindness and giving people robot limbs you can control with your brain. His Neuralink brain chip can literally plug into your skull and talk to Tesla’s Optimus robot—so if you’ve”
“Most people don’t understand that their minds can be taken over by a virus, just like a computer virus takes over your computer. The woke mind virus is like Cordyceps. [@SwipeWright] Gender ideology parasitized people's brains and turned them into seemingly rabid versions of their former selves. This is how one of my very closest friends (at the time) responded to my article debunking the "sex spectrum" in 2020, including my responses. Many years of… )”
““Puberty blockers” is a propaganda term for castration chemicals that cause brain damage to kids [@BillboardChris] Puberty blockers lower IQ.”
“Same person [@WallStreetApes] Barack Obama's ICE chief gets an award for 920,000 removals Donald Trump’s ICE chief gets called a Nazi It’s the same person, Tom Homan In 2012 Obama deported 409,000 people In 2025 Trump deported 290,000 people THE DIFFERENCE IS THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA BRAINWASHING”
“Back to working 7 days a week and sleeping in the office if my little kids are away [@iam_smx] Wartime CEO Engaged. "7 days a week sleeping in the factory, No one should put these many hours into work, this is not good, this is very painful, it hurts my brain and my heart." -Elon Musk”
“@mattyglesias Did your brain fall out of your head, Yglesias? The choice is have Twitter throttled in its entirety or limit access to some tweets. Which one do you want?”
“Neuralink is restoring speech to those who have lost the ability to speak [@neuralink] ALS has gradually taken away Kenneth’s ability to speak. Through Neuralink’s VOICE clinical trial, he’s exploring how a brain-computer interface designed to translate thought to speech could help restore autonomy in his daily life. Watch to learn more:”
“Great work by @Neuralink team [@neuralink] ALS took Nick’s arm mobility. Now, he can control a robotic arm with his Neuralink device to feed himself. “Life with my BCI has been and continues to be so surreal and so rewarding. Can’t wait to see what comes next!””
“Congratulations, @Neuralink team! [@neuralink] We've received Breakthrough Device Designation from the FDA to help restore communication for individuals with severe speech impairment. (1/3)”
“The first @Neuralink product is called Telepathy”
“I only have 0.4 donuts at a time, because my brain neural network quantizes it down to 0 donuts”
“❤️ [@ModdedQuad] There was a time when I stayed up all night and slept all day because there wasn’t anything worth waking up for. No plans. No goals. No purpose. Then I got my Neuralink implant and everything shifted. I started going to bed early. I woke up excited for the day ahead. And just”
“True [@durov] You’d have to be braindead to believe WhatsApp is secure in 2026. When we analyzed how WhatsApp implemented its “encryption”, we found multiple attack vectors.”
“In the years to come, @Neuralink will make this technology widely available, so that ultimately anyone will have access to it [@neuralink] If you or someone you love has lost the ability to speak, you can sign up to our Patient Registry today and help shape the future of communication. (3/3) http://neuralink.com/patient-registry”
“Tesla has by far the most advanced real-world AI. No one else is even close. Join us @Tesla_AI! [@YunTaTsai1] Sometimes I am still pondering on the fact that Tesla, a car company, would decide to create its own brain six years ago. Not for playing games, but to solve the hardest holy grail in human history — full autonomy. Still sounds crazy, even today.”
“Neuralink enables those who have lost the ability to speak to speak again [@KatiePavlich] Last night I spoke with Brad Smith @ALScyborg, the first person with ALS to have @neuralink implanted. He has his voice back through AI and can even make dad jokes again. Absolutely incredible technology changing lives and bettering humanity. Thank you @elonmusk!”
“First @Neuralink product will enable someone with paralysis to use a smartphone with their mind faster than someone using thumbs”
“Improved version of @Neuralink update https://t.co/zk3cdbMtEC”
“Neuralink will do live-changing good for ultimately millions, maybe billions, of people. Imagine your loved one being able to walk again or your parent with dementia being able to recognize their child again. [@neuralink] We successfully completed both P8 and P9 this weekend, our first time performing two surgeries in one day. Both participants are recovering well and in great spirits. We are looking forward to supporting them on their Neuralink journey.”
“@ChayaRaichik10 Pronouns in bio means the woke mind virus ate your brain”
“Congrats to the @Neuralink team for helping many people who have lost use of their body with our Telepathy implant that enables computer use simply by thinking! The next generation Neuralink cybernetic augment with 3X capability will be ready later this year. Pending regulatory… https://t.co/pTSvj0F7qK https://x.com/i/web/status/2016575739655504070 [@neuralink] We now have 21 participants enrolled in trials worldwide. Check out how our Neuralnauts are driving BCI technology forward. http://neuralink.com/updates/two-years-of-telepathy/”
“I am confident at this point that restoring full body functionality is possible with @neuralink [@teslaownersSV] Neuralink Breakthrough- “It’s Physically Possible to Restore Full Body Functionality” — Elon Musk”
“There is a clear path to restoring hearing with a @Neuralink, even for someone who has had total loss of hearing since birth, as our device directly activates the neurons in the brain that process sound [@BasedBeffJezos] Next @neuralink product should aim to restore hearing”
