The tweet archive.

“@teslaownersSV My neural net (aka gut feel) prediction of the future was negative if I didn’t buy Twitter, but positive if I did, so had to be done.”

“RT @MarioNawfal: 🚨🇺🇸MAYE MUSK CALLS OUT TESLA VANDALS: “PAID CRIMINALS OR MEDIA-BRAINWASHED” “People who are damaging Tesla cars, stores a…”

“@TeslaOwnersEBay @Teslarati @ResidentSponge @neuralink Yes”

“RT @ThomasSowell: Jamie Dimon: "You’ve got to look at Elon Musk, at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink – the guy is our Einstein. I'd like to be help…”

“@teslaownersSV @TheRealKeean We have to solve a huge part of AI just to make cars drive themselves. In retrospect, it was inevitable. The road system is designed for cameras (eyes) & neural nets (brains).”

“@IheartTesla @neuralink Hopefully, later this year”

“RT @Tesla_AI: You drive with eyes and a brain, not a suite of sensors Our cars do the same”

“RT @BigBrainBizness: In Elon Musk’s 2018 leaked Tesla memo, he lays out 7 blunt rules for getting more shit done: https://t.co/z9m7cf05Pj”

“@24_7TeslaNews @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Current generation Neuralinks can help to some degree, but an advanced case of Alzheimers often involves macro degeneration of the brain. However, Neuralinks should theoretically be able restore almost any functionality lost due *localized* brain damage from stroke or injury.”

“RT @Tesla_AI: If cars had brains ... oh wait, they do https://t.co/jceZsH4tTj”

“RT @DimaZeniuk: “You’ve got to look at Elon, at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink – the guy is our Einstein. I'd like to be helpful to him and his c…”

“RT @teslaownersSV: "The vast majority of diseases or brain issues, I think are fixable with a Neuralink device." Elon Musk https://t.co/Bv…”

“@JamesWLaw1 @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Definitely. Might be less than 5 years away, as current version Neuralinks are semi-generalized neural read/write devices with ~1000 electrodes and tinnitus probably needs <<1000. Future gen Neuralinks will increase electrode count by many orders of magnitude.”

“RT @xdNiBoR: > Tesla will never succeed > Elon can't start a space company > Neuralink will never work > SpaceX will never reuse a rocket…”

“RT @SawyerMerritt: Tesla: Saving lives with Full Self-Driving Neuralink: Improving lives with game-changing brain chips SpaceX/Starlink:…”

“@ajtourville Tesla’s big brain for AI training”

“@IheartTesla Absolutely doable. Possibly as soon as Neuralink device version 2, highly likely by version 3.”

“RT @teslaownersSV: "The vast majority of diseases or brain issues, I think are fixable with a Neuralink device." Elon Musk https://t.co/F…”

“@TeslaClubWI Note, quality of experience can vary dramatically, as our neural nets have far more training data in some parts of the country than others, but this should improve rapidly with more driving in those regions.”

“@TeslaGong @ElonsBrain @CathieDWood @ARKInvest It will ultimately be used to make up for entire lost sections of the brain due to stroke/accident/congenital. Don’t want to get too excited, but the potential is truly transformational for restoring brain & motor functions. There is no other way to do it imo.”

“@DirtyTesLa @neuralink Yup”

“@IheartTesla No easy way to answer this in a tweet, but helping with dire brain injuries is our first priority. Details Aug 28.”

“RT @teslaownersSV: Neuralink’s first patient in the UK, Paul, who is paralyzed by motor neuron disease, has received a brain implant. Just…”

“@shifthappends @Tesla A lot of my brain space is spent dealing with both units!”

“@tbpn @shaunmmaguire @Tesla @xai @neuralink Pretty much. I’m open to other ideas, but seems like that’s what’s going to happen.”

“RT @ray4tesla: Kyle Vogt, Cruise co-founder, has come to realize Tesla’s end2end neural network approach to self driving is the right bet.…”

“@Jennerator211 @PPathole @JohnnaCrider1 We’re adding police car, fire truck & ambulance to the Tesla neural net in coming months”

“RT @teslaownersSV: Neuralink’s first patient in the UK, Paul, who is paralyzed by motor neuron disease, has received a brain implant. Just…”

“RT @teslaownersSV: 🧠 Why Neuralink is a game-changer for people with disabilities: For millions living with paralysis, ALS, or severe motor…”

“@samsheffer @neuralink @Tesla With anything online”

“@EricIdle @The_PlugSeeker @ElonsBrain @TheMERL @Tesla ♥️♥️♥️ 🐍🐍🐍 ♥️♥️♥️”

“@YogiSC1127 @Tesla Deep Rain™️ neural net coming soon. We’re not trademarking any other Autopilot neural nets, just this one, because rain is deep.”

“RT @patrick_cho_1: Come visit @TeslaAI’s @NeurIPSConf booth to drive in our neural sim environment! We’re hiring! https://t.co/UiKwsQdSqx”

“@TeslaGong @indiealexh @mojosusan @BLKMDL3 @ElonsBrain @CathieDWood @ARKInvest Intuitively, that should be straightforward to address, but there could be complexities I’m unaware of”

“@indiealexh @mojosusan @BLKMDL3 @TeslaGong @ElonsBrain @CathieDWood @ARKInvest True, it has general applications beyond fast, high precision micro-electrode insertion that automatically avoids the vasculature”

“@2020science @RationalEtienne @neuralink @Tesla @mayemusk Rococo Basilisk”

“@Model3Owners It’s a quintillion (10^18) floating point operations per second – enough to simulate a human brain”

“I’m not brainwashed!! https://t.co/4kx61uu4yy”

“RT @XFreeze: Grok models are now available in JetBrains AI Chat: Try xAI's full lineup in JetBrains IDEs today https://t.co/fZyjzwPl7S”

“The Blindsight device from Neuralink will enable even those who have lost both eyes and their optic nerve to see. Provided the visual cortex is intact, it will even enable those who have been blind from birth to see for the first time. To set expectations correctly, the vision… https://t.co/RAenDpd3fx”

“MEGA, MEGA, MEGA!!! Back to common sense. [@PeterSweden7] Make Europe Great Again. ▪️Reject Socialism ▪️Restore free speech ▪️Protect the borders ▪️Expose mainstream media lies ▪️Get rid of woke ideology ▪️Promote family values ▪️Don't be ashamed of our heritage ▪️Stop far-left brainwashing in schools Time to MEGA 💪)”

“Matt Gaetz has 3 critical assets that are needed for the AG role: a big brain, a spine of steel and an axe to grind. He is the Judge Dredd America needs to clean up a corrupt system and put powerful bad actors in prison. Gaetz will be our Hammer of Justice.”

“Funny that she has never said a word about Soros, who has cumulatively put a hundred times more money into elections than I have 🤔 If I can figure out 🚀science with SpaceX and 🧠 surgery with Neuralink, then maybe I can figure out politics too 🤷‍♂️”

“💯 [@SwipeWright] You cannot simultaneously believe that (1) all borders are fake and should not be policed, and (2) that land can be "stolen." This is one of the most braindead beliefs a person can hold.”

“Livestream of @Neuralink demonstrating “Telepathy” – controlling a computer and playing video games just by thinking”

“The first human received an implant from @Neuralink yesterday and is recovering well. Initial results show promising neuron spike detection.”

“Successful 100 days with first human implant of @Neuralink”

“Russia went too far 3 years ago, now the Ukrainian government has gone too far. Endless death in trenches is wrong and anyone who continues to push that lacks both empathy and a brain. [@AlexandruC4] Wtf happened to him in the last 3 years? )”

“People have been brainwashed into civilizational suicide”

“Talk to the first @Neuralink recipient with ALS [@ALScyborg] I am the 3rd person in the world to receive the @Neuralink brain implant. 1st with ALS. 1st Nonverbal. I am typing this with my brain. It is my primary communication. Ask me anything! I will answer at least all verified users! Thank you @elonmusk!”